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: Anonymous How I hit my new Deadlift PR ** 16 KB JPG 12/06/23(Wed)15:16:53 No.72989193 >be me >perform breathing exercises for 5 minutes for maximum oxygen saturation >clear my mind, only me versus the weight >turn this song on in my headphones https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fno YveKzGbE [Open] >visualize myself lifting the weight to prime my CNS >perform mock reps without weight to prepare my joints >Stare into the mirror reminding myself why im here >remember my motivations >grasp the weight securely with my powerful hands >tense my body and exhale through the mouth >scream and yell >im halfway up now but Im starting to shake >people are watching me i cant fail >shout and scream louder >I cant give up >i understand if i fail now ill never forgive myself >contract my powerful back muscles and ass >the room starts to dim and my vision is fading >keep pushing and complete the rep >ive successfully hit my new deadlift PR >I realease the weight >the 5 pound dumbell I've lifted hits the ground shaking the gym >everyone is clapping >someone asks if she can be my GF >people pick me up and raise me up into the air >I look down at the enormous 5 pound dumbell ont he floor and realize ive finally made it This is what true power feel liks bros....we're all going to make it...

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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