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06/26/23 (Mon)20:47:56 No.73813171 When I was in high school, a girl one day walked up to me and invited me to join her club called the embroidery club. On the school website, it was described as a club to learn how to stitch and make leather goods. When I showed up to that weeks meeting, I was met by around 10 girls all holding BDSM implements, like belts, paddles and flogs. The sponsor of the club, a 22 year old female teacher, immediately locked the door behind me and turned off the lights, then along with a few other girls grabbed my arms and legs and held me as I was stripped naked. From then I was shoved to the middle of the club room and held down as I was spanked senselessly on my ass and genitals until I was a sobbing mess. For the rest of the meeting each member took turns having sex with me one at a time, which took about three hours and by the end I had passed out and needed to be resuscitated twice. After the meeting ended for the next week various members who had been at the club began showing up at my house. Each time, they would show up armed with a pistol or knife and demand I have sex with them. At school, notes began showing up unexplainably in my locker, backpack and clothes with incredibly sexually explicit writings on them. At the next meeting, I was strapped to a BDSM rig, and was beat with more implements while also having my penis sucked. This again lasted three hours. The next day, the police showed up at my house and told me the teacher was a sex trafficker, and she had been arrested and I was going to need to testify in court. They also highly recommended I enter witness protection, which I reluctantly agreed. I now live in an apartment in the middle of nowhere, but I am still paranoid every day that someone is watching me. Anonymous 164 KB JPG

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Anonymous DIS-Avowed 11/27/24(Wed)05:30:27 No.695700 VIDEO GAMES 'Avowed' Art Director Matt Hansen Admits To Wanting To Make Elon Musk "Mad" And Hint Game Is Ultra Woke JOHN F. TRENT NOV 26, 2024 - PAID 3 D1 ~ OBSIDIAN MATT_HANSEN ART DIRECTOR OBSIDIAN ENTERTAINMENT OBSIDIAN Matt Hansen the art director for Xbox and Obsidian Entertainment's upcoming fi person fantasy RPG admitted that he wanted to make Elon Musk "mad" with the game. 75486787548769.png 294 KB PNG >"I will make it political just to make chuds mad" >"And i achieved it! i made people mad" >"F--- chuds!" >"Win!" >"W-wait... what's that? my game flopped?!" >"Wait... there are layoffs in my studio? how-" >"P-people didn't like me trying to make them mad!" >"t-they are bigots!" >"F--- gamers! it's rough times for game developers man, this society is failing in so many levels it's unbelievable!" >"Y-you are laughing!, there are families involved and you are laughing!"

File: Screenshot 20241127-155712.png (228 KB, 742x721) Something Happened Anonymous (ID: HG6Lars) 11/27/24(Wed)17:35:15 No.489774321 ► >Polls all indicate a Harris victory, though close >Ann Selzer poll, known as a canary in a coal mine, indicated Harris winning lowa >Trump campaign suspiciously quiet nearing the end of the campaign >Harris campaign had significant energy >North Carolina predicted to be close >Virginia unusually red >The four countries willing and able to f--- with US democracy (Iran, China, Russia, NK) stand to benefit from a Trump win (cause it's destabilizing) >Billionaires cozy up to Trump despite a Harris victory being predicted >TRUMP WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 20 YEARS A REPUBLICAN CANDIDATE WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >WITH AN APPROVAL RATING EQUIVALENT TO CANCER Bros, I'm telling you, something funky happened

☐ Anonymous 11/25/24(Mon) 10:39:13 No. 17295889 >>17295909 >>17295925 >>17295935 >>17295976 >win independence >DON'T devolve into military dictatorship or absolute monarchy >start off with fresh land and an unusually high literacy rate >neighbors are retarded savages who live at the mercy of nature >large ocean between them and European chimpouts >shitgoesdown.jpg >"here tovarish buy my land I need to fund a chimpout" >ok > "here America buy my land, I need to fund my own le chimpout" >ok >"hey America there was a chimpout in Texas we'll join you (and won't secede later) if you help" >ok >*doubles land in two years* It's amazing how well they took advantage of what they had. Many nations have completely fumbled the bag during their development. What went so right?

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File: pepe.png (666 KB, 976x850) Anonymous (ID: n8XoZUw+) 06/26/23 (Mon)14:18:17 No.432263557 >>432263632 >>432263742 >>432263782 >>432264089 >>432264909 >go to store >pay with jar of change >normie cashiers have a mental breakdown >sends me to customer service >customer service sends me back >cashier and managers start arguing >yell at me anon go to a bank go to a bank use a credit card if I was buying with a credit card, why the f--- would I go to a store????? why dont they lower their prices if they dont want to count so much change?

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[1/1/1] *** God gives his silliest battles to his funniest clowns 456KiB, 750x695, clown.jpg There's no hope for you Anonymous Mon 26 Jun 2023 12:39:41 No.73809977 View >be robot, sub5 >early 20s blah blah you already know the typical origin story >tried talking to girls online for practice and to build muh confidence >go on omegle since it's free, anonymous and no sign up b------- holy f--- >absolute s--- show >as soon as I open my mouth I get skipped >even those who covered their screens (just like I did) end up skipping me immediately or as soon as I talk >my voice isn't that deep but it's not high-pitched so I know that's not the issue It's literally over. If you didn't have any success with women back in high school...there's virtually nothing you can do to recover or acquire good social skills

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06/26/23 (Mon)20:47:56 No.73813171 When I was in high school, a girl one day walked up to me and invited me to join her club called the embroidery club. On the school website, it was described as a club to learn how to stitch and make leather goods. When I showed up to that weeks meeting, I was met by around 10 girls all holding BDSM implements, like belts, paddles and flogs. The sponsor of the club, a 22 year old female teacher, immediately locked the door behind me and turned off the lights, then along with a few other girls grabbed my arms and legs and held me as I was stripped naked. From then I was shoved to the middle of the club room and held down as I was spanked senselessly on my ass and genitals until I was a sobbing mess. For the rest of the meeting each member took turns having sex with me one at a time, which took about three hours and by the end I had passed out and needed to be resuscitated twice. After the meeting ended for the next week various members who had been at the club began showing up at my house. Each time, they would show up armed with a pistol or knife and demand I have sex with them. At school, notes began showing up unexplainably in my locker, backpack and clothes with incredibly sexually explicit writings on them. At the next meeting, I was strapped to a BDSM rig, and was beat with more implements while also having my penis sucked. This again lasted three hours. The next day, the police showed up at my house and told me the teacher was a sex trafficker, and she had been arrested and I was going to need to testify in court. They also highly recommended I enter witness protection, which I reluctantly agreed. I now live in an apartment in the middle of nowhere, but I am still paranoid every day that someone is watching me. Anonymous 164 KB JPG

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