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06/26/23 (Mon)20:47:56 No.73813171 When I was in high school, a girl one day walked up to me and invited me to join her club called the embroidery club. On the school website, it was described as a club to learn how to stitch and make leather goods. When I showed up to that weeks meeting, I was met by around 10 girls all holding BDSM implements, like belts, paddles and flogs. The sponsor of the club, a 22 year old female teacher, immediately locked the door behind me and turned off the lights, then along with a few other girls grabbed my arms and legs and held me as I was stripped naked. From then I was shoved to the middle of the club room and held down as I was spanked senselessly on my ass and genitals until I was a sobbing mess. For the rest of the meeting each member took turns having sex with me one at a time, which took about three hours and by the end I had passed out and needed to be resuscitated twice. After the meeting ended for the next week various members who had been at the club began showing up at my house. Each time, they would show up armed with a pistol or knife and demand I have sex with them. At school, notes began showing up unexplainably in my locker, backpack and clothes with incredibly sexually explicit writings on them. At the next meeting, I was strapped to a BDSM rig, and was beat with more implements while also having my penis sucked. This again lasted three hours. The next day, the police showed up at my house and told me the teacher was a sex trafficker, and she had been arrested and I was going to need to testify in court. They also highly recommended I enter witness protection, which I reluctantly agreed. I now live in an apartment in the middle of nowhere, but I am still paranoid every day that someone is watching me. Anonymous 164 KB JPG

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File: fmt 87 24 615293 1604906381.jpg (87 KB, 1910x1080) ☐ Anonymous 11/11/24(Mon)13:47:16 No.17255059 >Is name De Gaul >The Gaul >>17255201 >Is in charge of the region that used to be called Gaul Who wrote this s---?

The Russian avos' (Russian: aвосb) describes a philosophy of behavior, or attitude, of a person who ignores possible problems or hassles and, at the same time, expects or hopes for no negative results or consequences. It is an attitude that treats life as unpredictable and holds that the best one can do is count on luck.[1][2] >>73658048 # 1703041606043192.jpg 127 KB JPG >Damn you are right, this whole positivity and gratefulness thing is actually pretty good Yeah especially if you think of it in terms of sheer usefulness. Any sort of doomerism just undermines your attitude and it's much better to go through life naively assuming things will turn out well as long as you keep going forward and trying again and again despite any downs and lows in the past. I like this pic

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File: pepe.png (666 KB, 976x850) Anonymous (ID: n8XoZUw+) 06/26/23 (Mon)14:18:17 No.432263557 >>432263632 >>432263742 >>432263782 >>432264089 >>432264909 >go to store >pay with jar of change >normie cashiers have a mental breakdown >sends me to customer service >customer service sends me back >cashier and managers start arguing >yell at me anon go to a bank go to a bank use a credit card if I was buying with a credit card, why the f--- would I go to a store????? why dont they lower their prices if they dont want to count so much change?

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