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Anonymous (ID: n98DrWE6 Zoomer 11/15/23(Wed) 20:49:59 No.448819228 18 KB JPG >be me zoomer >get degree in computer science >can't find job because companies would rather hire poos than white men >work at warehouse >can't afford to move out >covid happens get layed off >denied unemployment because companies said I quit >still stuck at home >try dating all woman are single mother, fat, or fat single mothers at 21. >dad calls me lazy because I don't have a job and am unmotivated >get job at krogers working for 11 bucks a hou >meet cute coworker ask her out. >date a few weeks take her to meet mom and dad >mom freaks out over her 23 year old son dating a 18 year old and calls me a creep and threatens to call the police on me and tells me to date within my age group which as I said is fat single mothers >mom calls krogers store says I am sleeping with a coworker not disallowed but manager didn't want to deal with it and decided the easiest course of action was to fire me mom also managed to find the girls parents phone number and called them and now my I guess exgirlfriend hasn't returned my calls and when I went to see her she said her parents didn't want her seeing me anymore >no job no girlfriend hit 24 get another job at Walmart a step down >work for a year hit 25 called a loser by my dad for still living with my parents at 25 >quit going to work >stay inside all day watching anime and jerking off to hentai gave up looking for the magical better job You were right bros I should have never tried. Why the hell was I even born?

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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