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Anonymous (ID: n98DrWE6 Zoomer 11/15/23(Wed) 20:49:59 No.448819228 18 KB JPG >be me zoomer >get degree in computer science >can't find job because companies would rather hire poos than white men >work at warehouse >can't afford to move out >covid happens get layed off >denied unemployment because companies said I quit >still stuck at home >try dating all woman are single mother, fat, or fat single mothers at 21. >dad calls me lazy because I don't have a job and am unmotivated >get job at krogers working for 11 bucks a hou >meet cute coworker ask her out. >date a few weeks take her to meet mom and dad >mom freaks out over her 23 year old son dating a 18 year old and calls me a creep and threatens to call the police on me and tells me to date within my age group which as I said is fat single mothers >mom calls krogers store says I am sleeping with a coworker not disallowed but manager didn't want to deal with it and decided the easiest course of action was to fire me mom also managed to find the girls parents phone number and called them and now my I guess exgirlfriend hasn't returned my calls and when I went to see her she said her parents didn't want her seeing me anymore >no job no girlfriend hit 24 get another job at Walmart a step down >work for a year hit 25 called a loser by my dad for still living with my parents at 25 >quit going to work >stay inside all day watching anime and jerking off to hentai gave up looking for the magical better job You were right bros I should have never tried. Why the hell was I even born?

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