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: Anonymous 707722(Fri)15:32:07 No.870189077 > Be me >average looking white guy >solid 7, not fat >be on tinder >have to compete with 11/10 chads >get like 2 matches a month >lonely af 111 KB JPG >family invites me on trip to Mexico >go with cause I need a vacation >be at Mexico >still on tinder >get 12 matches the first day >all 10/10 >w--.png >most of them messaged first >"hey, you're really hot" (but in Spanish) >use translator to communicate >one invites me to meet >prolly gonna get stabbed and robbed >power of horny makes me go >get there and she's really there >use translator for pretty much everything >we get street food together >ask me "do you wanna hang out again tomorrow" >try to respond in broken Spanish >she laughs and thinks it's cute l'm learning >kisses me on the cheek before parting ways >next day, 4 more texts saying "let's meet" from different girls >meet with same girl as night before >go to bar with her sister and sisters boyfriend. Boyfriend is 4/10 chub while sister is 10/10 bomb >boyfriend is more beta cuck than anyone >compared to him I'm 10/10 alpha Chad >ask sister about him >apparently he was popular in school and they dated since then >bruh w--? anons, literally just go to mexico. Idc how ugly you are, you're a f------ Chad in Mexico.

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