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Anonymous -D(Thu)2 (Thu)2.3 No.170913787 » »>170913839>>170913859 >>170913974>>170913975 >>170914120 >>170914224 >>170914623 >>170915957 >>170916170 I was just in a McDonald's and there was a group of Mexican kids crowded around a laptop watching the Dragonball Z Cell VS Gohan fight at full volume in Spanish

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File: Screenshot 20241127-155712.png (228 KB, 742x721) Something Happened Anonymous (ID: HG6Lars) 11/27/24(Wed)17:35:15 No.489774321 ► >Polls all indicate a Harris victory, though close >Ann Selzer poll, known as a canary in a coal mine, indicated Harris winning lowa >Trump campaign suspiciously quiet nearing the end of the campaign >Harris campaign had significant energy >North Carolina predicted to be close >Virginia unusually red >The four countries willing and able to f--- with US democracy (Iran, China, Russia, NK) stand to benefit from a Trump win (cause it's destabilizing) >Billionaires cozy up to Trump despite a Harris victory being predicted >TRUMP WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 20 YEARS A REPUBLICAN CANDIDATE WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >WITH AN APPROVAL RATING EQUIVALENT TO CANCER Bros, I'm telling you, something funky happened

☐ Anonymous 11/25/24(Mon) 10:39:13 No. 17295889 >>17295909 >>17295925 >>17295935 >>17295976 >win independence >DON'T devolve into military dictatorship or absolute monarchy >start off with fresh land and an unusually high literacy rate >neighbors are retarded savages who live at the mercy of nature >large ocean between them and European chimpouts >shitgoesdown.jpg >"here tovarish buy my land I need to fund a chimpout" >ok > "here America buy my land, I need to fund my own le chimpout" >ok >"hey America there was a chimpout in Texas we'll join you (and won't secede later) if you help" >ok >*doubles land in two years* It's amazing how well they took advantage of what they had. Many nations have completely fumbled the bag during their development. What went so right?

Anonymous (ID: Lvuvmf4p 11/21/24(Thu)03:45:24 No.489109549 16 KB JPG >4chan known as a right-wing Nazi haven >allows all types of opinions and rhetoric >X known as a right-wing Nazi haven >allows all types of opinions and rhetoric >reddit known as a left-wing haven >bans anyone posting anything even slightly right of center >bluesky quickly becoming known as a left-wing haven >bans anyone posting anything even slightly right of center Really makes you think.

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File : 1289152006.jpg-(79 KB, 840x780, ImSoBritish.jpg) -I'M SO BRITISH I S--- THE QUEEN Anonymous 11/07/10(Sun)12:46:46 No.285473XXX >my face when americans call "wobbly flip-shutters" doors >my face when americans call a "Small Ben" a clock >my face when americans call a "chimey pushknob" a doorbell >my face when americans call "niffy loo pudding" feces >my face when americans call a "Hooty tooty point and shooty" a gun >my face when Americans call a "beef wellington ensemble with lettuce" a hamburger >my face when americans call "crockety snapwickets" markers >my face when americans call "cold on the cob" popsicles >my face when americans call a "loony chuckle fairy" a clown >my face when americans call a "cuff-link time Johnny" a watch Anonymous 11/07/10(Sun)12:49:07 No.285473XXX I lol'd...hard Anonymous 11/07/10(Sun)12:49:44 No.285473XXX >cold on the cob LOL Anonymous 11/07/10(Sun)12:51:04 No.285474XXX I'm English, and these are funny. Anonymous 11/07/10(Sun)12-51-16 No 285474XXX

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: Anonymous 232 KB JPG have fun <3" 02/25/21(Thu)23:27:35 No.848305823 >Crush from work seems to be into me >She makes plans to go drinking with me >She flakes out 3 seperate occasions >She suggests we should work out together >*Day to excersize arrives* >"Oh I worked out with my mom today, >On 1 night, she didn't have plans >Asks her out >"but we're so far away :(" >She lives 30 mins away b/ I'm not some smelly fat awkward retard, I'm in shape, and take care of myself... What gives, is she just stringing me along? Anonymous >>848305823 (OP) # Been there and I think so. She probably talks about you and laughs about you to her friends. 02/25/21(Thu)23:29:05 No.848305927

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: Anonymous K 8 KB JPG 10/13/23 (Fri)10:38:07 No.907604387 >be me, not particularly religious >works in company with middle Eastern owner > pretty decent amount of gays and liberals in the company >Lots of diversity overall, pretty good environment >Higher up retires so there's a vacant spot >Company owner starts asking " you gay? What you think about gay?" While pointing fingers at people picked at random >People either say yes, or "no, but there's nothing wrong with it" >He points the finger at me >No, gay Haram >Stares at me in the eyes for 5 seconds, just walks away and stops asking people >Salary doubles and gets the open position

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Guy.jpg (49 KB, 508x718) Anonymous 05/18/21 (Tue)23:53:45 >Be me >Be gay >Start looking at femboys, I start to like them >Go on forums and learn they are real >Start fantasizing about them >Decide to do something >Go to a club to try to hook up >Meet this cute femboy at the bar >After a few drinks we go to my place >Start making out >After a while things get heated >He gets undressed >He has a vagina >She isn't a femboy, shes just a normal girl >MFW I'm actually straight and not a f-----

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Anonymous (ID: Q20GRQch) H why are normies such sociopath(...) 10/12/23(Thu)11:05:55 No.444491815 Savign 05/28/2010 23:25 COABD6B7-7563-4E2B-96DD-1EE1ADD6217C.jpg 308 KB JPG >saved 20 innocent people, who were born into this cruel, heroin-illegal, world against their consent, from a lifetime of suffering >made the sociopathic parents suffer, who don't not deserve it as they reproduced in a world where non-asexuals with micropenises, 9-5 lifestyle, kidney stones, gender dysphoria, genetic homosexuality in sheep-f-----(homophobic arab) countries, cancer and, even more f------ awful, r--- exists >considered an evil p------------, meanwhile there are billions of "people" who openly worship god despite the '44 Days Of Hell' case being proof that he is either fake or evil Yes, I almost have a lil sympathy for shooters; f--- off, sociopathic NPC retard. Adam Lanza saved somebody from being r---- and he deserves an eternal heroin high afterlife.

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>make post criticizing google >next captcha shows street near my house

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ABSOLUTELY HALAL Anonymous (ID: Ya56WRa/ >be captain in Iranian Revolutionary Guard >get assigned to training camp in s------- Yemen desert >have to train inbred Hamas Arabs h---------- zion pigs >F------ Allah I hate dirty arabs >"Captain Anon, will we finally rid the holy lands of the infidels with this strike?” >"Sure kid, it'll work, just trust in Allah's plan" >these dipshits probly wont even breach the first barrier >oh well, we've got an inexhaustible supply of these retards >ffw to 7 October 10/12/23(Thu)13:04:21 No.444499005 >mfw it's the most successful jihad since 9/11 >mfw Zion levels Gaza in retaliation >mfw Zion's trade deal with the Saudis falls apart >mfw Hamas still doesn't suspect we're just using them to dominate the region rofl

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B-36 Peacemaker.jpg, 66KiB, 750x468 BO Anonymous Sat 22 Apr 2023 07:07:51 No.57939001 Quoted By: >>57939054 >>57940774 >>57938631 This. >1000 B-36 Peacemakers (I know they only made a few hundred of them, but that was a mistake) >Each one carrying 2 T-12 'Cloudmaker' earthquake bombs >Level the entire city; sorry diplomats, but sometimes it's about sending a message >Just in case it's not clear have a single lighter aircraft follow the bombers and drop a highly ruggedised and long life speaker system >Have the speaker system repeat a simple "F--- around and find out" message on a permanent loop >Have the President make a TV appearance, with footage of the raid playing on a big screen behind him, making the same message in a more eloquent form I can't find video of a T-12 detonating, so here's one of the Grand Slam for comparison, it's an earlier British design that was just over half the size of the Cloudmaker https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gpfZX9nLSpQ

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: Anonymous (ID: Ve7hsWP6 10/13/23(Fri)19:01:07 No.444610805 Ben Shapiro @benshapiro - 21h You wanted pictorial proof of dead Jewish babies? Here it is, you pathetic Jew-haters. Israel will minimize civilian casualties. But Israel will not allow the pieces of human s--- who did this to live. Every ounce of blood spilled in Gaza is on Hamas. Screenshot_20231013_185545_X.jpg 514 KB JPG Whats wrong with conservative n-----? >Ukraine is not the US problem! >but Isarel is! >show obvious Al generated images like this as "proof" America is going into another war again, isn't it? >I won't die for Jews! You will for your owners

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us NG 03/15/23(Wed)09:10:41 No.75885686 >You decide to finally unfreeze time after 6 months only to find out everyone had remained conscious the whole time and is aware of what you did.

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: Anonymous 193 KB PNG 10/12/22(Wed) 20:47:17 No.887195041 >be me, coomer >do it in a t-shirt, 3-5 times a day >maybe 40-50 cooms per shirt, until it turns crusty >toss shirts behind the couch, forget about them >grandma comes over to help my mom clean the house for some event >hey anon, I found these shirts behind the couch, I don't know what those are, I didn't touch them She knows, doesn't she?

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Anonymous 10/13/23(Fri)07:03:40 No.75049254 >Have nice boyfriend with good job >One days decides to become a 93 KB JPG soundcloud rapper >Hear his first song >Ridiculous lyrics >Terrible voice >Beat pirated from YouTube >Have to give fake encouragement to not seem like a bitch >One day he comes home from work >Says he's quitting his job to become a rapper >His friends and family encouraging him >Fast forward 4 months >100 plays on his biggest song 2 followers >$3000 on studio equipment >What idiot encouraged the first average joe to put out a mixtape on soundcloud?

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