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B-36 Peacemaker.jpg, 66KiB, 750x468 BO Anonymous Sat 22 Apr 2023 07:07:51 No.57939001 Quoted By: >>57939054 >>57940774 >>57938631 This. >1000 B-36 Peacemakers (I know they only made a few hundred of them, but that was a mistake) >Each one carrying 2 T-12 'Cloudmaker' earthquake bombs >Level the entire city; sorry diplomats, but sometimes it's about sending a message >Just in case it's not clear have a single lighter aircraft follow the bombers and drop a highly ruggedised and long life speaker system >Have the speaker system repeat a simple "F--- around and find out" message on a permanent loop >Have the President make a TV appearance, with footage of the raid playing on a big screen behind him, making the same message in a more eloquent form I can't find video of a T-12 detonating, so here's one of the Grand Slam for comparison, it's an earlier British design that was just over half the size of the Cloudmaker https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gpfZX9nLSpQ

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Anonymous DIS-Avowed 11/27/24(Wed)05:30:27 No.695700 VIDEO GAMES 'Avowed' Art Director Matt Hansen Admits To Wanting To Make Elon Musk "Mad" And Hint Game Is Ultra Woke JOHN F. TRENT NOV 26, 2024 - PAID 3 D1 ~ OBSIDIAN MATT_HANSEN ART DIRECTOR OBSIDIAN ENTERTAINMENT OBSIDIAN Matt Hansen the art director for Xbox and Obsidian Entertainment's upcoming fi person fantasy RPG admitted that he wanted to make Elon Musk "mad" with the game. 75486787548769.png 294 KB PNG >"I will make it political just to make chuds mad" >"And i achieved it! i made people mad" >"F--- chuds!" >"Win!" >"W-wait... what's that? my game flopped?!" >"Wait... there are layoffs in my studio? how-" >"P-people didn't like me trying to make them mad!" >"t-they are bigots!" >"F--- gamers! it's rough times for game developers man, this society is failing in so many levels it's unbelievable!" >"Y-you are laughing!, there are families involved and you are laughing!"

File: Screenshot 20241127-155712.png (228 KB, 742x721) Something Happened Anonymous (ID: HG6Lars) 11/27/24(Wed)17:35:15 No.489774321 ► >Polls all indicate a Harris victory, though close >Ann Selzer poll, known as a canary in a coal mine, indicated Harris winning lowa >Trump campaign suspiciously quiet nearing the end of the campaign >Harris campaign had significant energy >North Carolina predicted to be close >Virginia unusually red >The four countries willing and able to f--- with US democracy (Iran, China, Russia, NK) stand to benefit from a Trump win (cause it's destabilizing) >Billionaires cozy up to Trump despite a Harris victory being predicted >TRUMP WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 20 YEARS A REPUBLICAN CANDIDATE WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >WITH AN APPROVAL RATING EQUIVALENT TO CANCER Bros, I'm telling you, something funky happened

☐ Anonymous 11/25/24(Mon) 10:39:13 No. 17295889 >>17295909 >>17295925 >>17295935 >>17295976 >win independence >DON'T devolve into military dictatorship or absolute monarchy >start off with fresh land and an unusually high literacy rate >neighbors are retarded savages who live at the mercy of nature >large ocean between them and European chimpouts >shitgoesdown.jpg >"here tovarish buy my land I need to fund a chimpout" >ok > "here America buy my land, I need to fund my own le chimpout" >ok >"hey America there was a chimpout in Texas we'll join you (and won't secede later) if you help" >ok >*doubles land in two years* It's amazing how well they took advantage of what they had. Many nations have completely fumbled the bag during their development. What went so right?

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: Anonymous (ID: Ve7hsWP6 10/13/23(Fri)19:01:07 No.444610805 Ben Shapiro @benshapiro - 21h You wanted pictorial proof of dead Jewish babies? Here it is, you pathetic Jew-haters. Israel will minimize civilian casualties. But Israel will not allow the pieces of human s--- who did this to live. Every ounce of blood spilled in Gaza is on Hamas. Screenshot_20231013_185545_X.jpg 514 KB JPG Whats wrong with conservative n-----? >Ukraine is not the US problem! >but Isarel is! >show obvious Al generated images like this as "proof" America is going into another war again, isn't it? >I won't die for Jews! You will for your owners

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us NG 03/15/23(Wed)09:10:41 No.75885686 >You decide to finally unfreeze time after 6 months only to find out everyone had remained conscious the whole time and is aware of what you did.

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: Anonymous 193 KB PNG 10/12/22(Wed) 20:47:17 No.887195041 >be me, coomer >do it in a t-shirt, 3-5 times a day >maybe 40-50 cooms per shirt, until it turns crusty >toss shirts behind the couch, forget about them >grandma comes over to help my mom clean the house for some event >hey anon, I found these shirts behind the couch, I don't know what those are, I didn't touch them She knows, doesn't she?

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Anonymous 10/13/23(Fri)07:03:40 No.75049254 >Have nice boyfriend with good job >One days decides to become a 93 KB JPG soundcloud rapper >Hear his first song >Ridiculous lyrics >Terrible voice >Beat pirated from YouTube >Have to give fake encouragement to not seem like a bitch >One day he comes home from work >Says he's quitting his job to become a rapper >His friends and family encouraging him >Fast forward 4 months >100 plays on his biggest song 2 followers >$3000 on studio equipment >What idiot encouraged the first average joe to put out a mixtape on soundcloud?

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Anonymous 95 KB PNG 13.10.2023, 12:46:16 No.86657767 > be me > have exhausting day at work, head kind of foggy > walk into my boss's office > say "Hey ma, can you help me with this form" > realized i just called her mommy > she smiles and helps me fill out the form > next few days she's always in a happy mood and treats me extra nicely > recently just invited me over for a cup of coffee What does this mean guys? I dont know what do

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>belief is used on a huge country >became a nature hating failed dystopia >belief is again used on a huge country with billions of manpower and fertile natural resources and strong culture >the culture almost died while the country became a nature hating dystopia >the belief is AGAIN used on other small countries >all of them became living hell D 4 KB PNG >while the belief is proven many times to be complete unrealistic b------- made by a rich f----- who never experienced the hardships of life >Yet western mfs are still trying to follow this s--- We don't need any more third world hellholes, stop being a commie ffs

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I live in an apartment complex that has a bunch of little kids. During the original lockdowns I would go outside to walk around and get out and one day one of the kids launched a soccer ball my direction and without thinking I headed the ball back to them and they said something like "WHOA! Do it again! Do it again!" And I was hesitant at first because I'm bald 31 year old with a large beard playing with a bunch of little kids. I told them "Im not sure if your parents would want you playing with a stranger but you guys have fun!" I didn't realize their mom was sitting inside with the window open watching them and I hear her yell "Please kick the ball around with them if you want to, I know you live across the hall I see you all the time!". I proceeded to play soccer with them for about 2 hours and had a blast. Now every Friday without fail a group of kids knock on my door at 6pm because they know I'm off work and want me to play some kind of game with them. We played freeze tag last Friday it was dope, I cheated and climbed a tree so they couldn't get me. Makes me feel like a kid again and it truly is a highlight to my week. The mom also brings me fresh homemade tamales at least every 2 weeks and refuses to let me pay for them.

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Women HATE Thread >be me >working since i was 14 years old >fried burguers, painted wall, did whatever to get ends meet >studied math like a pig >get stupid job as math teacher where students throw s--- at me >make 60 thousand a year >pretend im happy >be belle delphine >be woman >wear make up >learn how to stick tongue out >make 120 thousand a week on Patreon only >will probably be a millionaire in two months Why the f--- is this s--- allowed? I've never been so close to suicide before. This society does not deserve jack. I thought I was a p------------, but now I realize I'm too good for this. I'm out.

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: Anonymous 31 KB JPG 10/13/23(Fri)07:34:15 No.75045493 >be me nofap veteran >girls keep hitting me up in my dms asking to send naughty pics back and forth >lie and say im in a relationship >nofap streak successfully protected this is like the third time its happened bros

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trans rights 10 KB JPG 10/13/23(Fri)12:01:16 No.188577098 >make a thread about the CIA during EU hours >mention CIA >American flags quickly start replying (even doe they should be asleep) and downplaying whatever was said >thread derails This is just a coincidence, right? : Anonymous I wouldn't worry about it. >>188577396 # >>188578143 # : Anonymous 10/13/23(Fri)12:06:06 No.188577217 Nah that sounds pretty normal, don't think too hard about it >>188577396 # >>188578143 # >>188577396 # 10/13/23(Fri)12:02:50 No.188577145 : Anonymous Maybe YOU should be asleep 10/13/23(Fri)12:07:01 No.188577233

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10/07/23(Sat)02:24:25 No.190704687 ► >>190704816 >>190705297 >Be me >F18 >My roommate keeps watching "Modern Family" everyday >Hate it because I find every single moment of that show cringe and painfully unfunny >Can't say anything because my roommate is a very polite and sweet girl and I don't want to come across as a bitch Seriously why does anyone like this show?! Anonymous 10/07/23(Sat)02:30:18 No.190704786 >>190704816 >>190704896 File: f18 jet.jpg (441 KB, 2000x1333) barrier? i've never spoken to a f18 before. what's it like up that high? what does it feel like breaking the sound Anonymous 10/07/23 (Sat)02:32:12 No.190704816 ► >>190704896 >>190705215 >>190704687 (OP) # >>190704786 # I really do believe it's more likely OP is a fighter jet than a girl.

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Anonymous 36 KB JPG >foreign guy at work walks up to me and points at my arms and says "tattoo?" >I say "what?" > "tattoo?" >"uh, no. I don't have any." >"very nice. very good. me neither" >walks away

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B-36 Peacemaker.jpg, 66KiB, 750x468 BO Anonymous Sat 22 Apr 2023 07:07:51 No.57939001 Quoted By: >>57939054 >>57940774 >>57938631 This. >1000 B-36 Peacemakers (I know they only made a few hundred of them, but that was a mistake) >Each one carrying 2 T-12 'Cloudmaker' earthquake bombs >Level the entire city; sorry diplomats, but sometimes it's about sending a message >Just in case it's not clear have a single lighter aircraft follow the bombers and drop a highly ruggedised and long life speaker system >Have the speaker system repeat a simple "F--- around and find out" message on a permanent loop >Have the President make a TV appearance, with footage of the raid playing on a big screen behind him, making the same message in a more eloquent form I can't find video of a T-12 detonating, so here's one of the Grand Slam for comparison, it's an earlier British design that was just over half the size of the Cloudmaker https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gpfZX9nLSpQ

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