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62 KB JPG >be me >be active poster on r/greentext and r/4Chan >decide to go to 4chans actual site >mfw all that shows up is loli p--- and pics of ex girlfriends >mfw im probably on a watchlist now >mfw I'm scarred for life >mfw F--- y'all I can't unsee this s---

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File: Screenshot 20241127-155712.png (228 KB, 742x721) Something Happened Anonymous (ID: HG6Lars) 11/27/24(Wed)17:35:15 No.489774321 ► >Polls all indicate a Harris victory, though close >Ann Selzer poll, known as a canary in a coal mine, indicated Harris winning lowa >Trump campaign suspiciously quiet nearing the end of the campaign >Harris campaign had significant energy >North Carolina predicted to be close >Virginia unusually red >The four countries willing and able to f--- with US democracy (Iran, China, Russia, NK) stand to benefit from a Trump win (cause it's destabilizing) >Billionaires cozy up to Trump despite a Harris victory being predicted >TRUMP WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 20 YEARS A REPUBLICAN CANDIDATE WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >WITH AN APPROVAL RATING EQUIVALENT TO CANCER Bros, I'm telling you, something funky happened

☐ Anonymous 11/25/24(Mon) 10:39:13 No. 17295889 >>17295909 >>17295925 >>17295935 >>17295976 >win independence >DON'T devolve into military dictatorship or absolute monarchy >start off with fresh land and an unusually high literacy rate >neighbors are retarded savages who live at the mercy of nature >large ocean between them and European chimpouts >shitgoesdown.jpg >"here tovarish buy my land I need to fund a chimpout" >ok > "here America buy my land, I need to fund my own le chimpout" >ok >"hey America there was a chimpout in Texas we'll join you (and won't secede later) if you help" >ok >*doubles land in two years* It's amazing how well they took advantage of what they had. Many nations have completely fumbled the bag during their development. What went so right?

Anonymous (ID: Lvuvmf4p 11/21/24(Thu)03:45:24 No.489109549 16 KB JPG >4chan known as a right-wing Nazi haven >allows all types of opinions and rhetoric >X known as a right-wing Nazi haven >allows all types of opinions and rhetoric >reddit known as a left-wing haven >bans anyone posting anything even slightly right of center >bluesky quickly becoming known as a left-wing haven >bans anyone posting anything even slightly right of center Really makes you think.

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BLUE EYSTER BOLT AGENTS OF FORTUNE سان Anonymous 04/20/23(Thu) 13:13:39 No.897920072 >Have boomer neighbor that I sometimes give rides to >Always play Spotify when driving >One day notice him head bobbing to a classic rock song >Feels good man, he's jammin to my music >Next time I give him a ride I set Spotify to play just classic rock >He's head bobbing the whole ride >"Ah man, you have the best music." >Same good feels Finding a peaceful solution to the generational conflict one car ride at a time. >> Anonymous 04/20/23(Thu)13:17:08 No.897920191

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Anonymous 35613985 JPG 7.3 kB 2 REPLIES Retarded brother? >be young >have a brother 1 year older >mother gets daily visitors >each time she gets a visitor she locks us in a room >looks away and says :"lookout for your retarded brother >each one of us thinks the other is retarded >mother dies Still don't know which one of us was the retarded one 1 IMAGE REPLY

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: Anonymous 77 KB JPG 04/21/18(Sat) 20:07:02 No.44848808 >be me >have a "mommy" gf >waiting for therapist appointment >be with "mommy" >girl sits next to me >she genuinely looks like a prostitute >she starts to flirt with >"mommy" grabs me I can feel her breasts >she tells the slut to go away and says that I'm her cutie sweet heart I love having a mommy gf

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: Anonymous 171 KB JPG 04/20/23(Thu)16:59:50 No.897914993 I hate Reddit, but if I cared enough to use it I would post this to the /r/jokes subreddit: What do you call it when King Charles III flushes the toilet? A royal flush. : Anonymous >>897914993 (OP) # >f----- claims to hate reddit >posts the most reddit sounding joke like he's never ever been on the site Go back, f-----. 04/20/23(Thu)17:01:30 No.897915057 : Anonymous >>897914993 (OP) # What was Queen Elizabeth's favorite type of bee? A QUEEEN bee, bahahahahahaha!! 04/20/23(Thu)17:04:09 No.897915151 : Anonymous >>897914993 (OP) # so many medals and badges 04/20/23(Thu)17:04:29 No.897915162 >>897915328 # : Anonymous >>897914993 (OP) # That's a good one anon. I got 3 jokes you say in a row that will almost always make someone laugh. 04/20/23(Thu)17:06:50 No.897915241 Why are pirates called pirates? Because they ARRRH What's a pirates favorite food? ARRRRtichoke What is the pirates favorite letter? (this is when it gets good, they will immediately say R? but that's when you hit them with) Nay the C be the one for me.

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>be white british >talking to americans on voice chat for years 126 KB JPG >subconsciously start doing some hybrid american/british accent >its started coming out in real life >start saying "dude" and pronouncing other words in my hybrid british/american accent >go to the doctor for something unrelated >in passing conversation he asks me how long i have been in the country >w-- >tell him i was born here and have been here my whole life >he says he thought i was canadian because of my accent the internet has ruined me

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Anonymous 11/15/20(Sun)10:06:11 No.60926043 File: EA90511F-7021-46AD-B37F-A(..).png (170 KB, 349x300) EVEN ON THE COLDEST NIGHTS I.EAT MY OWN C-- >>60925869 F--- it might as well tell you all >work at funeral agency >have to meet up with the family to plan out the funeral >policy at work is to keep an understanding tone and not smile too much >suddenly get overcome by the knowledge of pic related. >my friend showed me this image a week ago and ever since then it has been appearing in my mind >I try my best not to smile >make it through the entire meeting without smiling while the image haunts me >at the end of the meeting youre supposed to say something inspirational and uplifting to the family >I want to say "even on the coldest nights, the warmth of our loved ones will let us see the dawn once more >"even on the coldest nights, i eat my own c--"

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: Anonymous 05/18/20(Mon)15:59:11 No.508602648 38 KB JPG If trans women demand representation, it means women don't represent them. They don't even see themselves as women >>508603564 # >>508603848 # >>508603980 # >>508604082 # >>508604123 # >>508604141 # >>508604148 # >>508604187 # >>508604240 # >>508604265 # >>508604443 # >>508604450 # >>508604532 # >>508604637 # >>508604702 # >>508604805 # >>508604814 # >>508604820 # >>508604843 # >>508604875 # >>508604935 # >>508604981 # >>508604994 # >>508605167 # >>508605317 # >>508605414 # >>508605416 # >>508605429 # >>508605542 # >>508605645 # >>508605653 # >>508605683 # >>508605704 # >>508605767 # >>508605906 # >>508605923 # >>508605949 # >>508606020 # >>508606116 # >>508606203 # >>508606223 # >>508606232 # >>508606353 # >>508606475 # >>508606545 # >>508606558 # >>508606614 # >>508606650 # >>508606668 # >>508606771 # >>508606796 # >>508606891 # >>508606928 #

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Anonymous KOREA RULES 04/20/23(Thu)16:04:34 No.73026198 >be Korean >sit in subway >lock eyes with a white single mom with her baby >can see the lust in her eyes >she looks at her baby in disgust >I can see she wishes she gave birth to a half-Korean baby instead of the subhuman she has right 418 KB JPG now >we look at each other again >she whispers quietly "kill my baby and breed me" Why are white women like this? They hate their children and want to replace them with half-Korean kids. I noticed these same thing Latina and Black women too. Why are we so superior bros?

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: Anonymous Marie t'es dans la merde la 1 Marie Marie Marie.... 611 KB PNG 04/20/23(Thu)06:25:26 No.73024973 Being a blackbot ruins your dating prospects. Contrary to popular belief, your options are limited to: >single mom black chicks (mostly ugly) >cute but crazy young white girls who want you to behave like an abusive thug towards them >older white milfs who cant have kids anymore >weird cuckold couples >overly spicy and sassy Latinas

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Anonymous 04/19/23(Wed)19:12:48 No.183234885 ► >>183234984>>183235181 >>183235229 >>183235895 >>183236866 >>183247912 >>183253267 >>183254081 File: 65367576f6.png (329 KB, 736x960) So if I'm getting this right >new black actor starts appearing in Hollywood movies >celebrated across the media as a new star who will provide some much-needed diversity >stars in superhero movies as a villain named Kang >there's a scene of him dressed as a Pharaoh >suddenly it's revealed he is a violent criminal who beats the s--- out of women and ritually abused people in college >has to be cancelled right after beginning his career This is like a story that someone would write to make black people look bad but it's actually real

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Anonymous (ID: kj0/QnWP When you find the designated s------- street runny.co 21 KB JPG 05/26/17 (Fri)03:38:45 No.127169489 >be indian >wake up to screams of women being gang r---- >pray to blue two headed rhino god >no shower so bathe in the s--- filled river >almost choke on child's spinal column >ride on roof of victorian train to the call /scam center >"Hello this is pajeeet from scamsoft we need to protect your com-*click* >creepily hit on white women on facebook during breaktime >walking home >need to take a s--- for the 35th time that day >squat over a dying orphan who happened to be in the way >wipe anus with hand >eat rice grown from s--- water from a giant communal bowl >use hands like a chimp >time for bed >crawl up in a pile of straw, pray to 5 armed lobster- woman god for allowing me to live in the greatest country on earth BUMP (ID: RzY+2Qpd >>127169489 (OP) # That's why smart people like me leave this s------- behind, here I come USA. 05/26/17 (Fri)03:41:00 No.127169633

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