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: Anonymous 05/18/20(Mon)15:59:11 No.508602648 38 KB JPG If trans women demand representation, it means women don't represent them. They don't even see themselves as women >>508603564 # >>508603848 # >>508603980 # >>508604082 # >>508604123 # >>508604141 # >>508604148 # >>508604187 # >>508604240 # >>508604265 # >>508604443 # >>508604450 # >>508604532 # >>508604637 # >>508604702 # >>508604805 # >>508604814 # >>508604820 # >>508604843 # >>508604875 # >>508604935 # >>508604981 # >>508604994 # >>508605167 # >>508605317 # >>508605414 # >>508605416 # >>508605429 # >>508605542 # >>508605645 # >>508605653 # >>508605683 # >>508605704 # >>508605767 # >>508605906 # >>508605923 # >>508605949 # >>508606020 # >>508606116 # >>508606203 # >>508606223 # >>508606232 # >>508606353 # >>508606475 # >>508606545 # >>508606558 # >>508606614 # >>508606650 # >>508606668 # >>508606771 # >>508606796 # >>508606891 # >>508606928 #

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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Anonymous KOREA RULES 04/20/23(Thu)16:04:34 No.73026198 >be Korean >sit in subway >lock eyes with a white single mom with her baby >can see the lust in her eyes >she looks at her baby in disgust >I can see she wishes she gave birth to a half-Korean baby instead of the subhuman she has right 418 KB JPG now >we look at each other again >she whispers quietly "kill my baby and breed me" Why are white women like this? They hate their children and want to replace them with half-Korean kids. I noticed these same thing Latina and Black women too. Why are we so superior bros?

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: Anonymous Marie t'es dans la merde la 1 Marie Marie Marie.... 611 KB PNG 04/20/23(Thu)06:25:26 No.73024973 Being a blackbot ruins your dating prospects. Contrary to popular belief, your options are limited to: >single mom black chicks (mostly ugly) >cute but crazy young white girls who want you to behave like an abusive thug towards them >older white milfs who cant have kids anymore >weird cuckold couples >overly spicy and sassy Latinas

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Anon summarizes the KANG situation | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 04/19/23(Wed)19:12:48 No.183234885 ► >>183234984>>183235181 >>183235229 >>183235895 >>183236866 >>183247912 >>183253267 >>183254081 File: 65367576f6.png (329 KB, 736x960) So if I'm getting this right >new black actor starts appearing in Hollywood movies >celebrated across the media as a new star who will provide some much-needed diversity >stars in superhero movies as a villain named Kang >there's a scene of him dressed as a Pharaoh >suddenly it's revealed he is a violent criminal who beats the s--- out of women and ritually abused people in college >has to be cancelled right after beginning his career This is like a story that someone would write to make black people look bad but it's actually real

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Anon describes life in India | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: kj0/QnWP When you find the designated s------- street runny.co 21 KB JPG 05/26/17 (Fri)03:38:45 No.127169489 >be indian >wake up to screams of women being gang r---- >pray to blue two headed rhino god >no shower so bathe in the s--- filled river >almost choke on child's spinal column >ride on roof of victorian train to the call /scam center >"Hello this is pajeeet from scamsoft we need to protect your com-*click* >creepily hit on white women on facebook during breaktime >walking home >need to take a s--- for the 35th time that day >squat over a dying orphan who happened to be in the way >wipe anus with hand >eat rice grown from s--- water from a giant communal bowl >use hands like a chimp >time for bed >crawl up in a pile of straw, pray to 5 armed lobster- woman god for allowing me to live in the greatest country on earth BUMP (ID: RzY+2Qpd >>127169489 (OP) # That's why smart people like me leave this s------- behind, here I come USA. 05/26/17 (Fri)03:41:00 No.127169633

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“because of anime” | /r/Greentext

E Anonymous Anime Vacations 142 KB JPG 04/08/23(Sat)16:41:03 No.251077570 >went to Venice because of anime >it was nothing like the anime >everything smelled Why didn't you warn me? More ideas for anime vacations. : Anonymous >went to Mars because of Aria >the atmosphere was terrible and nothing like the anime >I suffocated >>251085691 # >>251088037 # 04/08/23(Sat)16:42:13 No.251077611

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Anon watches John Wick | /r/Greentext

File: yeah.jpg (29 KB, 1280x720) Anonymous 03/26/23(Sun)00:16:19 No.182209293 >>182209331 >be me >seeing John Wick 4 in theater >quick shot of of a dog peeing on a bad guy after he's dead >some guy a few rows behind me screams I LIKE PISS Am I retarded or is he? Anonymous 03/26/23(Sun)00:17:19 No. 182209331 ► >>182209293 (OP) You are, unless you went back and p----- om him right there

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Anon visits the eating area. | /r/Greentext

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: Anonymous Highschool me 59 KB JPG :( 04/20/23(Thu)06:21:44 No.897906508 2 Replies / 1 Image >Be me in Highschool >Look exactly like Light Yagami from death note >People keep coming up to ask if i'm light yagami or telling me I look like him tells me i look light light yagami >friend looks at me sus when i take out black notebook >teacher watched death note and View Thread Anonymous He's baiting guys don't tell anon your names 04/20/23(Thu)06:24:06 No.897906552

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Anon commits multiple crimes | /r/Greentext

>Dress up as plague doctor. >Walk down street to McDonalds. >Enter, walk to counter. >Hot blond girl turns around and screams. >Put on deep voice. >"DO NOT BE AFRAID, CHILD!" >Wave arms, leap onto counter. >Kickover register and charity jar. >Raise hands into air. >"PURRRRIFFFFYYYYYYYYY!" >Manager storms in, appears angry. >Moonwalk. >Kick fat kid's McFlurry from hands. >"You are fat. You need not this." >Tip hat to manager, jump from counter. >Head for door, see bitch/hot girl from high school. >She has fries, is staring with gaping jaw. >Sprint to her. >Grab her fries, slap her. >Manager shouts, tries to grab hat. >Spin around, slap him across face. >"UNHAND ME, MALE OF BROWN SKIN!" >Sparta kick the door. >Run out of store. >Walk the dinosaur. >Go home, leave without costume. >Return to McDonald's, see sign with "no dogs allowed" stuff. >See picture of plague doctor with cross-out thing on it. >LOL.

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Anons squeaky clean | /r/Greentext

45 KB JPG Had a weird dream last night >In a gym bathroom >Brushing my teeth for whatever reason >finish up, spit water out >Run tongue over teeth >Violent loud sound >Like a thousand balloons rubbing together >Everyone stops and looks at me >Nervously try to play it off >Casually say "Squeaky clean boys." >Walk out of gym bathroom >Wake up

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: Anonymous 817 KB PNG 04/16/23(Sun)00:36:21 No.4491088 >middle age neighbor woman hates when my chickens and dogs (very small duck toller and a hound mix puppy) occasionally wander on to her lawn >literally came to my mom crying about the chickens getting into her garden for 5 minutes Okay okay, that's our fault, let's line the border with some chicken wire real quick. >dogs usually disinterested and chickens are content with f------ off in the brush, but over time start to notice them getting obsessed with trying to get to the neighbor's lawn >go through the treeline to get back chickens one day >fully intact hot dogs, lettuce and various fruits among other things scattered EXCLUSIVELY along our side of her lawn, when her compost pile is on the opposite f------ side >other days I see things ranging from pizza to spoiled f------ hamburg meat What the f--- is wrong with this woman?? She harrases my mom over text every time my animals pass onto her lawn, and we try our best to make things right while still giving our animals space to roam (not the dogs) but the whole time she is f------ throwing out literal bait for them along our property line! I still am not sure if she is a flaming retard or actually trying to cause trouble herself.

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