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Anonymous 95 KB PNG 13.10.2023, 12:46:16 No.86657767 > be me > have exhausting day at work, head kind of foggy > walk into my boss's office > say "Hey ma, can you help me with this form" > realized i just called her mommy > she smiles and helps me fill out the form > next few days she's always in a happy mood and treats me extra nicely > recently just invited me over for a cup of coffee What does this mean guys? I dont know what do

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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Anon hates communism | /r/Greentext

>belief is used on a huge country >became a nature hating failed dystopia >belief is again used on a huge country with billions of manpower and fertile natural resources and strong culture >the culture almost died while the country became a nature hating dystopia >the belief is AGAIN used on other small countries >all of them became living hell D 4 KB PNG >while the belief is proven many times to be complete unrealistic b------- made by a rich f----- who never experienced the hardships of life >Yet western mfs are still trying to follow this s--- We don't need any more third world hellholes, stop being a commie ffs

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Wholesome Moments Guy gets to feel like a kid again instead of being seen as creepy | /r/Greentext

I live in an apartment complex that has a bunch of little kids. During the original lockdowns I would go outside to walk around and get out and one day one of the kids launched a soccer ball my direction and without thinking I headed the ball back to them and they said something like "WHOA! Do it again! Do it again!" And I was hesitant at first because I'm bald 31 year old with a large beard playing with a bunch of little kids. I told them "Im not sure if your parents would want you playing with a stranger but you guys have fun!" I didn't realize their mom was sitting inside with the window open watching them and I hear her yell "Please kick the ball around with them if you want to, I know you live across the hall I see you all the time!". I proceeded to play soccer with them for about 2 hours and had a blast. Now every Friday without fail a group of kids knock on my door at 6pm because they know I'm off work and want me to play some kind of game with them. We played freeze tag last Friday it was dope, I cheated and climbed a tree so they couldn't get me. Makes me feel like a kid again and it truly is a highlight to my week. The mom also brings me fresh homemade tamales at least every 2 weeks and refuses to let me pay for them.

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Life is not fair | /r/Greentext

Women HATE Thread >be me >working since i was 14 years old >fried burguers, painted wall, did whatever to get ends meet >studied math like a pig >get stupid job as math teacher where students throw s--- at me >make 60 thousand a year >pretend im happy >be belle delphine >be woman >wear make up >learn how to stick tongue out >make 120 thousand a week on Patreon only >will probably be a millionaire in two months Why the f--- is this s--- allowed? I've never been so close to suicide before. This society does not deserve jack. I thought I was a p------------, but now I realize I'm too good for this. I'm out.

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Anon stays focused | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 31 KB JPG 10/13/23(Fri)07:34:15 No.75045493 >be me nofap veteran >girls keep hitting me up in my dms asking to send naughty pics back and forth >lie and say im in a relationship >nofap streak successfully protected this is like the third time its happened bros

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Glowies hour | /r/Greentext

trans rights 10 KB JPG 10/13/23(Fri)12:01:16 No.188577098 >make a thread about the CIA during EU hours >mention CIA >American flags quickly start replying (even doe they should be asleep) and downplaying whatever was said >thread derails This is just a coincidence, right? : Anonymous I wouldn't worry about it. >>188577396 # >>188578143 # : Anonymous 10/13/23(Fri)12:06:06 No.188577217 Nah that sounds pretty normal, don't think too hard about it >>188577396 # >>188578143 # >>188577396 # 10/13/23(Fri)12:02:50 No.188577145 : Anonymous Maybe YOU should be asleep 10/13/23(Fri)12:07:01 No.188577233

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Anon dislikes Modern Family | /r/Greentext

10/07/23(Sat)02:24:25 No.190704687 ► >>190704816 >>190705297 >Be me >F18 >My roommate keeps watching "Modern Family" everyday >Hate it because I find every single moment of that show cringe and painfully unfunny >Can't say anything because my roommate is a very polite and sweet girl and I don't want to come across as a bitch Seriously why does anyone like this show?! Anonymous 10/07/23(Sat)02:30:18 No.190704786 >>190704816 >>190704896 File: f18 jet.jpg (441 KB, 2000x1333) barrier? i've never spoken to a f18 before. what's it like up that high? what does it feel like breaking the sound Anonymous 10/07/23 (Sat)02:32:12 No.190704816 ► >>190704896 >>190705215 >>190704687 (OP) # >>190704786 # I really do believe it's more likely OP is a fighter jet than a girl.

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anon doesn't have tattoo | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 36 KB JPG >foreign guy at work walks up to me and points at my arms and says "tattoo?" >I say "what?" > "tattoo?" >"uh, no. I don't have any." >"very nice. very good. me neither" >walks away

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Anon get punished for supporting Palestine | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: j5SWXKIS Daily Mail .com Home | Showbiz | Femail | Royals | Health | Science | Sports | Politics | Money | U.K. | Video Breaking News | Australia | Video | University Guide | China | Debate | Meghan Markle | Prince Harry | King C 10/13/23(Fri)10:04:34 No.444565532 Harvard students will be blacklisted by Wall Street after joining 31 organizations that blamed Israel for the Palestine war • Harvard students have been warned they have jeopardized their futures after putting out a statement blaming Israel for the horrific Hamas terror attack • Billionaire hedge fund manager Bill Ackman is among wealthy business chiefs who say they want the students named and shamed so they don't get jobs • LIVE: Stay up-to-date as the conflict continues to unfold By DOMINIC YEATMAN FOR DAILYMAIL.COM PUBLISHED: 01:31 EDT, 11 October 2023 | UPDATED: 11:11 EDT, 11 October 2023 fShare 455 shares image_2023-10-12_230153920.png 355 KB PNG So what now? >go to top school in the country >sign petition condemning israel for war >get blacklisted H--------. 1.1k View comments

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anon got self-respect.......... | /r/Greentext

>be me >talk to cute girl >I'm totally into her >seems like she's into me as well >ask girl out >girl says no >okie dokie, moving on >later hear from mutual friend that girl was wondering as to why I gave up so easily in trying to pursue her 1.77 MB GIF

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The Online Radical | /r/Greentext

10/12/23(Thu)06:53:58 No.75038693 Menoids be like >Uhhh virgin small penis? Is that all you can say? Is that your only insult? That doesnt even bother me idc And then they write a manifesto, create an extremist subculture, organize a political movement, concoct theories to attempt to break down why they get no bitches to a science, become racists and reject the will of god Anonymous 68 KB JPG

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Anon is genuinely at a loss | /r/Greentext

File: idrive.gif (676 KB, 245x180) Hi. what is going on Anonymous 10/12/23 (Thu)17:23:30 No.29946878 >Meet Girl online >Flirt over text and facetime for several months >One day she tells me she has a boyfriend >step back on the flirting but continue friendship >after about a year she tells me they break up >continue with friendship but start flirting from time to time again >she begins facetiming me every night >she invites me to dinner with her family >she says I can stay over for the weekend >I agree >stay at hers for the weekend, we sleep in seperate rooms >we cuddle in my bed every night for about 2 hours before she goes to her bed >after dinner with her extended family we cuddle on the couch while talking with everyone >didn't kiss the entire weekend Genuinely at a loss here Anonymous 10/12/23 (Thu)17:24:13 No.29946879 She's waiting for you to make a move and you're flaming out my guy Anonymous 10/12/23(Thu)17:30:25 No.29946903 >>29946903 >>29946879 She's kinda my only friend so I'm worried that if I make a move and she isn't feeling it then I'm f-----

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Family Fractures | /r/Greentext

10/12/23(Thu)01:38:58 No.75037359 > constantly get told to talk to people about my mental health > try talking to my parents about my mental health and how I constantly want to kill myself > Mom starts crying and screaming and they both get into an argument > they give me the most basic simple non helpful advice Anonymous 45 KB PNG IDI > they get mad at me when I tell them that I ready tried that stuff and it doesn't work > they say that I am just " shutting down" all the advice that they give when in truth I've just tried it all already 11 > now my family is sad and mad at me and nothing has improved whatsoever after attempting to talk to other people about my mental health well this did not go as other people claimed it would go

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