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File: Spoiler Image (11 KB, 315x216) Anonymous 09/17/18(Mon)18:44:05 No.48188606 >>48188660 > go to new school > there's a qt 3.14; 10/10 in my class > too shy to talk to her > after weeks of mental preparation I decide to try and strike up a convo > go up to her after class > she doesn't tell me to f--- off > our conversation is actually going nicely > ok no, this is too good to be true, isn't it? > "So, Anon, would you like to go and talk some more at my house this evening?" > h-------- what > "W-well, I'm free, so, uhhh, yeah, that would be nice" > have to hold myself back from screaming from excitement > ffw to evening > arrive at her house > she looks amazing > we start to talk for a little bit > I'm in love > this girl is so f------ perfect > after some time, I ask her what country she would like to visit the most > "I think Sweden" > "But it's socialist" | say, jokingly > "I know! That's why it's so amazing! > oh no >I know what's gonna happen now > the ground begins to shake > we can hear something approaching her house really fast > suddenly, one of the windows breaks > Ben Shapiro flies in and kicks her in the head > she starts screaming > Ben grabs her and throws her at the wall with incredible strength > she dies on impact >I stand there in shock > Ben Shapiro turns to me and gives me the look from pic related > "Another libtard pwned" >I c-- in my pants > that's the last time I saw him

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File: fmt 87 24 615293 1604906381.jpg (87 KB, 1910x1080) ☐ Anonymous 11/11/24(Mon)13:47:16 No.17255059 >Is name De Gaul >The Gaul >>17255201 >Is in charge of the region that used to be called Gaul Who wrote this s---?

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