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File: Spoiler Image (11 KB, 315x216) Anonymous 09/17/18(Mon)18:44:05 No.48188606 >>48188660 > go to new school > there's a qt 3.14; 10/10 in my class > too shy to talk to her > after weeks of mental preparation I decide to try and strike up a convo > go up to her after class > she doesn't tell me to f--- off > our conversation is actually going nicely > ok no, this is too good to be true, isn't it? > "So, Anon, would you like to go and talk some more at my house this evening?" > h-------- what > "W-well, I'm free, so, uhhh, yeah, that would be nice" > have to hold myself back from screaming from excitement > ffw to evening > arrive at her house > she looks amazing > we start to talk for a little bit > I'm in love > this girl is so f------ perfect > after some time, I ask her what country she would like to visit the most > "I think Sweden" > "But it's socialist" | say, jokingly > "I know! That's why it's so amazing! > oh no >I know what's gonna happen now > the ground begins to shake > we can hear something approaching her house really fast > suddenly, one of the windows breaks > Ben Shapiro flies in and kicks her in the head > she starts screaming > Ben grabs her and throws her at the wall with incredible strength > she dies on impact >I stand there in shock > Ben Shapiro turns to me and gives me the look from pic related > "Another libtard pwned" >I c-- in my pants > that's the last time I saw him

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.
Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI
: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"
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