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Guy.jpg (49 KB, 508x718) Anonymous 05/18/21 (Tue)23:53:45 >Be me >Be gay >Start looking at femboys, I start to like them >Go on forums and learn they are real >Start fantasizing about them >Decide to do something >Go to a club to try to hook up >Meet this cute femboy at the bar >After a few drinks we go to my place >Start making out >After a while things get heated >He gets undressed >He has a vagina >She isn't a femboy, shes just a normal girl >MFW I'm actually straight and not a f-----

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File: Screenshot 20241127-155712.png (228 KB, 742x721) Something Happened Anonymous (ID: HG6Lars) 11/27/24(Wed)17:35:15 No.489774321 ► >Polls all indicate a Harris victory, though close >Ann Selzer poll, known as a canary in a coal mine, indicated Harris winning lowa >Trump campaign suspiciously quiet nearing the end of the campaign >Harris campaign had significant energy >North Carolina predicted to be close >Virginia unusually red >The four countries willing and able to f--- with US democracy (Iran, China, Russia, NK) stand to benefit from a Trump win (cause it's destabilizing) >Billionaires cozy up to Trump despite a Harris victory being predicted >TRUMP WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 20 YEARS A REPUBLICAN CANDIDATE WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >WITH AN APPROVAL RATING EQUIVALENT TO CANCER Bros, I'm telling you, something funky happened

☐ Anonymous 11/25/24(Mon) 10:39:13 No. 17295889 >>17295909 >>17295925 >>17295935 >>17295976 >win independence >DON'T devolve into military dictatorship or absolute monarchy >start off with fresh land and an unusually high literacy rate >neighbors are retarded savages who live at the mercy of nature >large ocean between them and European chimpouts >shitgoesdown.jpg >"here tovarish buy my land I need to fund a chimpout" >ok > "here America buy my land, I need to fund my own le chimpout" >ok >"hey America there was a chimpout in Texas we'll join you (and won't secede later) if you help" >ok >*doubles land in two years* It's amazing how well they took advantage of what they had. Many nations have completely fumbled the bag during their development. What went so right?

Anonymous (ID: Lvuvmf4p 11/21/24(Thu)03:45:24 No.489109549 16 KB JPG >4chan known as a right-wing Nazi haven >allows all types of opinions and rhetoric >X known as a right-wing Nazi haven >allows all types of opinions and rhetoric >reddit known as a left-wing haven >bans anyone posting anything even slightly right of center >bluesky quickly becoming known as a left-wing haven >bans anyone posting anything even slightly right of center Really makes you think.

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Anonymous (ID: Q20GRQch) H why are normies such sociopath(...) 10/12/23(Thu)11:05:55 No.444491815 Savign 05/28/2010 23:25 COABD6B7-7563-4E2B-96DD-1EE1ADD6217C.jpg 308 KB JPG >saved 20 innocent people, who were born into this cruel, heroin-illegal, world against their consent, from a lifetime of suffering >made the sociopathic parents suffer, who don't not deserve it as they reproduced in a world where non-asexuals with micropenises, 9-5 lifestyle, kidney stones, gender dysphoria, genetic homosexuality in sheep-f-----(homophobic arab) countries, cancer and, even more f------ awful, r--- exists >considered an evil p------------, meanwhile there are billions of "people" who openly worship god despite the '44 Days Of Hell' case being proof that he is either fake or evil Yes, I almost have a lil sympathy for shooters; f--- off, sociopathic NPC retard. Adam Lanza saved somebody from being r---- and he deserves an eternal heroin high afterlife.

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Anon is scared.......... | /r/Greentext

>make post criticizing google >next captcha shows street near my house

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Anon is pleasantly surprised | /r/Greentext

ABSOLUTELY HALAL Anonymous (ID: Ya56WRa/ >be captain in Iranian Revolutionary Guard >get assigned to training camp in s------- Yemen desert >have to train inbred Hamas Arabs h---------- zion pigs >F------ Allah I hate dirty arabs >"Captain Anon, will we finally rid the holy lands of the infidels with this strike?” >"Sure kid, it'll work, just trust in Allah's plan" >these dipshits probly wont even breach the first barrier >oh well, we've got an inexhaustible supply of these retards >ffw to 7 October 10/12/23(Thu)13:04:21 No.444499005 >mfw it's the most successful jihad since 9/11 >mfw Zion levels Gaza in retaliation >mfw Zion's trade deal with the Saudis falls apart >mfw Hamas still doesn't suspect we're just using them to dominate the region rofl

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Anon’s solution to the Gaza problem: | /r/Greentext

B-36 Peacemaker.jpg, 66KiB, 750x468 BO Anonymous Sat 22 Apr 2023 07:07:51 No.57939001 Quoted By: >>57939054 >>57940774 >>57938631 This. >1000 B-36 Peacemakers (I know they only made a few hundred of them, but that was a mistake) >Each one carrying 2 T-12 'Cloudmaker' earthquake bombs >Level the entire city; sorry diplomats, but sometimes it's about sending a message >Just in case it's not clear have a single lighter aircraft follow the bombers and drop a highly ruggedised and long life speaker system >Have the speaker system repeat a simple "F--- around and find out" message on a permanent loop >Have the President make a TV appearance, with footage of the raid playing on a big screen behind him, making the same message in a more eloquent form I can't find video of a T-12 detonating, so here's one of the Grand Slam for comparison, it's an earlier British design that was just over half the size of the Cloudmaker https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gpfZX9nLSpQ

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Vietanon asks the right questions | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: Ve7hsWP6 10/13/23(Fri)19:01:07 No.444610805 Ben Shapiro @benshapiro - 21h You wanted pictorial proof of dead Jewish babies? Here it is, you pathetic Jew-haters. Israel will minimize civilian casualties. But Israel will not allow the pieces of human s--- who did this to live. Every ounce of blood spilled in Gaza is on Hamas. Screenshot_20231013_185545_X.jpg 514 KB JPG Whats wrong with conservative n-----? >Ukraine is not the US problem! >but Isarel is! >show obvious Al generated images like this as "proof" America is going into another war again, isn't it? >I won't die for Jews! You will for your owners

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Anon That's why you test it out first | /r/Greentext

us NG 03/15/23(Wed)09:10:41 No.75885686 >You decide to finally unfreeze time after 6 months only to find out everyone had remained conscious the whole time and is aware of what you did.

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Poor grandma is traumatized | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 193 KB PNG 10/12/22(Wed) 20:47:17 No.887195041 >be me, coomer >do it in a t-shirt, 3-5 times a day >maybe 40-50 cooms per shirt, until it turns crusty >toss shirts behind the couch, forget about them >grandma comes over to help my mom clean the house for some event >hey anon, I found these shirts behind the couch, I don't know what those are, I didn't touch them She knows, doesn't she?

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Anon isn't making it out the hood. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 10/13/23(Fri)07:03:40 No.75049254 >Have nice boyfriend with good job >One days decides to become a 93 KB JPG soundcloud rapper >Hear his first song >Ridiculous lyrics >Terrible voice >Beat pirated from YouTube >Have to give fake encouragement to not seem like a bitch >One day he comes home from work >Says he's quitting his job to become a rapper >His friends and family encouraging him >Fast forward 4 months >100 plays on his biggest song 2 followers >$3000 on studio equipment >What idiot encouraged the first average joe to put out a mixtape on soundcloud?

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Anon gets a new mom | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 95 KB PNG 13.10.2023, 12:46:16 No.86657767 > be me > have exhausting day at work, head kind of foggy > walk into my boss's office > say "Hey ma, can you help me with this form" > realized i just called her mommy > she smiles and helps me fill out the form > next few days she's always in a happy mood and treats me extra nicely > recently just invited me over for a cup of coffee What does this mean guys? I dont know what do

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Anon hates communism | /r/Greentext

>belief is used on a huge country >became a nature hating failed dystopia >belief is again used on a huge country with billions of manpower and fertile natural resources and strong culture >the culture almost died while the country became a nature hating dystopia >the belief is AGAIN used on other small countries >all of them became living hell D 4 KB PNG >while the belief is proven many times to be complete unrealistic b------- made by a rich f----- who never experienced the hardships of life >Yet western mfs are still trying to follow this s--- We don't need any more third world hellholes, stop being a commie ffs

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Wholesome Moments Guy gets to feel like a kid again instead of being seen as creepy | /r/Greentext

I live in an apartment complex that has a bunch of little kids. During the original lockdowns I would go outside to walk around and get out and one day one of the kids launched a soccer ball my direction and without thinking I headed the ball back to them and they said something like "WHOA! Do it again! Do it again!" And I was hesitant at first because I'm bald 31 year old with a large beard playing with a bunch of little kids. I told them "Im not sure if your parents would want you playing with a stranger but you guys have fun!" I didn't realize their mom was sitting inside with the window open watching them and I hear her yell "Please kick the ball around with them if you want to, I know you live across the hall I see you all the time!". I proceeded to play soccer with them for about 2 hours and had a blast. Now every Friday without fail a group of kids knock on my door at 6pm because they know I'm off work and want me to play some kind of game with them. We played freeze tag last Friday it was dope, I cheated and climbed a tree so they couldn't get me. Makes me feel like a kid again and it truly is a highlight to my week. The mom also brings me fresh homemade tamales at least every 2 weeks and refuses to let me pay for them.

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Women HATE Thread >be me >working since i was 14 years old >fried burguers, painted wall, did whatever to get ends meet >studied math like a pig >get stupid job as math teacher where students throw s--- at me >make 60 thousand a year >pretend im happy >be belle delphine >be woman >wear make up >learn how to stick tongue out >make 120 thousand a week on Patreon only >will probably be a millionaire in two months Why the f--- is this s--- allowed? I've never been so close to suicide before. This society does not deserve jack. I thought I was a p------------, but now I realize I'm too good for this. I'm out.

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Guy.jpg (49 KB, 508x718) Anonymous 05/18/21 (Tue)23:53:45 >Be me >Be gay >Start looking at femboys, I start to like them >Go on forums and learn they are real >Start fantasizing about them >Decide to do something >Go to a club to try to hook up >Meet this cute femboy at the bar >After a few drinks we go to my place >Start making out >After a while things get heated >He gets undressed >He has a vagina >She isn't a femboy, shes just a normal girl >MFW I'm actually straight and not a f-----

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