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File: 1674253352374809.jpg (60 KB, 700x933) >remove underwear >wipe thoroughly >no trash can Anonymous 08/25/23(Fri)09:45:35 No.74506112 >>74506876 paper >drive away How is your day been going? >eat a meal at restaurant >finish and pay >need to poop >go to restroom to poop >poop >no toilet papers >damn. >no hand towels neither >damn. >consider the situation >ahah. the underwear. >damn. >well then bottoms up >underwear into toilet >flush >water begins to rise >oh well worth a try >after all life is about struggle. >leave restroom >inform girl at counter that men's room had run out of toilet

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File: fmt 87 24 615293 1604906381.jpg (87 KB, 1910x1080) ☐ Anonymous 11/11/24(Mon)13:47:16 No.17255059 >Is name De Gaul >The Gaul >>17255201 >Is in charge of the region that used to be called Gaul Who wrote this s---?

The Russian avos' (Russian: aвосb) describes a philosophy of behavior, or attitude, of a person who ignores possible problems or hassles and, at the same time, expects or hopes for no negative results or consequences. It is an attitude that treats life as unpredictable and holds that the best one can do is count on luck.[1][2] >>73658048 # 1703041606043192.jpg 127 KB JPG >Damn you are right, this whole positivity and gratefulness thing is actually pretty good Yeah especially if you think of it in terms of sheer usefulness. Any sort of doomerism just undermines your attitude and it's much better to go through life naively assuming things will turn out well as long as you keep going forward and trying again and again despite any downs and lows in the past. I like this pic

Anonymous Photo of anime girl date and time >be me >straight *The most violently homosexual text you will ever see in your life. No utterance of words is as homosexual as the ones currently viewed. This will be the most gay formulation of words in all of mankind's history.* >am i gay

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Anon ascends to normiedom with the power of drugs | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 03/15/21 (Mon) 07:54:08 No.62759582 >friend sells me some adderall >take pill >feel f------ euphoric, literally nothing can stop me >zero social anxiety, i could tell my whole life story to a random person if 213 KB JPG i wanted to >compulsive behaviors almost disappear entirely for the first time in over 2 years >don't feel worried anymore, start realizing that all my problems are just temporary and i can fix them easily >actually want to live my life, go out and have fun >don't feel empty anymore, always thinking positive and for the future >drug starts to wear off after a few hours >go back to my normal suicidal self H--------, is this what life as a normie is actually like? Those first few minutes I felt like I was in paradise. Now I just know how much I was robbed of a happy existence.

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anon is a fish (full thread) | /r/Greentext

26 KB JPG 3 Replies / 1 Image : Anonymous TetraMin 68 KB JPG : Anonymous >be me >fish ><> : Anonymous >>848124746 (OP) # good thread Agreed here ya go bud keep on rocking View Thread 02/23/21(Tue)14:38:48 No.848124843 02/23/21(Tue)14:39:52 No.848124908 02/23/21(Tue)14:42:19 No.848125078

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Anon is worth twice less | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Denver, CO Data Scientist JALA 3.5 MB WEBM 08/24/23(Thu)17:47:47 No.95583682 What the f--- are data scientists paid for so much? I'm a data engineer and do almost the same s--- as them but get paid twice less 08/24/23(Thu)17:49:51 No.95583723 : Anonymous what the f--- is a data scientist? >>95583753 # >>95583817 # >>95583979 # >>95584061 # >>95586246 # >>95588240 # >>95588391 # : Anonymous 08/24/23(Thu)17:51:06 No.95583748 >>95583682 (OP) # >but get paid twice less I think I know why.

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I'm sure she had better things to do | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 152 KB JPG 08/25/23(Fri)07:41:47 No.904929628 >there is no life after death >I'll never see mommy again >there is life after death >mommy's spirit saw me beating off to ABDL t----- p--- : Anonymous >>904929628 (OP) # Its ok anon I'm sure she enjoyed it 08/25/23(Fri)07:42:27 No.904929664

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Dodged a bullet | /r/Greentext

Anonymous ZIG PC1911 TISAS-TURKIYE 07/31/23(Mon)23:59:32 No.59122122 B S_8388615.jpg 425 KB JPG 3017 TEMPAT >>59121428 (OP) # >go to gun store, the extra boomer one that still has s--- in bins and still stock accessories >looking at their generic leather holsters >older man asks if im looking for something >yeah im looking for a holster for a 1911, the thing is mine's one of those turkish ones that has a rail on it so some holsters dont fit >Well son we have some holsters for 1911s right here, do you have the gun somewhere, you can test to see if they fit >Yes, i do have th.... >oh f--- oh f--- i forgot i put catboy grips on my gun as a joke im literally carrying it appendix with a light on my enigma right now >Uh, actually i dont have it RIGHT NOW but ill see if i can bring it unloaded in a case later >>59122165 # >>59122296 # >>59122669 # >>59122737 # >>59123185 # >>59123208 # >>59123559 # >>59124303 # >>59129077 #

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anon is unimpressed | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 08/24/23(Thu)21:07:47 No.904933572 >be retired pig >trigger finger gets itchy >decide to scratch it >go to crowded af bar >waltz in packing a couple glocks, a pump action and a 44 magnum >letsgetthispartystarted.jpeg >only get 3 kills before game over Really? N---- spends 30 years on the force and he barely breaks the mass shooting minimum? As if we need any more evidence that cops in this country need way more training.

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anon hates the glorious modern white culture | /r/Greentext

File: B38DD780-5910-410D-97C2-B(...).jpg (257 KB, 750x957) ■ Anonymous 08/24/23(Thu)19:59:18 No.74498567 >>74498603 >>74498618 >>74498619 >>74498640 >>74498671 >>74498779 >>74498839 i hate modern white people so much. this is not racist as i am white and i only specifically hate the culture >karens >dog moms >troons >everyone easily offended and whining >weebs >gooning and p--- addiction >society has so many rules you cant even walk outside or talk anymore ■ Egas 08/24/23(Thu)19:59:53 No.74498572 ► Ok, whiteboi.

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anon likes vore | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: Pj97CV7c Photo Aug 24 2023, 11 04 43 PM.jpg 371 KB JPG 'ate biden 'ate laws 'ate the constitution luv children simple as : Anonymous (ID: /19sr7B8 08/24/23(Thu)23:09:01 No.439125777 >ate biden god i hope so 08/24/23(Thu)23:12:43 No.439126115

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Anonymous 08/24/23(Thu)18:22:18 No.904925599 ► >be a dog >go absolutely f------ a------ at dinnertime >even though I'm eating the same s--- that I've eaten every day >of my entire life Are dogs literally retarded? How are they so easy to please?

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What's inside American mind? | /r/Greentext

Why are Americans like this? Anonymous (ID: >Buys gun for protection from criminals >Criminals steal gun >Buys more guns to protect from now armed criminals

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Anon gets transferred to work in the US | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: LIEAFR+n) Working in America 181 KB JPG 08/24/23(Thu)14:16:02 No.5592864 Irish lad here. I fell for the meme and transferred to one of the USA offices of my company. What the f--- is this s---? >Be engineer >Zero safety standards at plant sites >People wearing T shirts and jeans with zero PPE in waste storage areas >"I had to buy my own PPE if I wanted any" - operator >USA boomers are the absolute worst managers I have met in my life >Zero direction provided >All are short, morbidly obese, balding, and constantly angry >Boomer threw a tantrum yesterday and threw his books and paperwork onto the floor and marched out of the office. Would never see someone behave so childish in an Irish office. >Wants you to do something but will never give you clear directions. No emails. Always verbal so they can't be blamed for not being clear. How the f--- do yanks function like this? This isn't even some small operation. It is a Fortune 500 company's commercial manufacturing plant. This is insane. The stress it causes is f----- simply due to the complete lack of direction. I can see why you all hate working so much. This is not normal.

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Anon likes strong reporters | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 08/24/23(Thu)18:31:53 No.189124066 clark_kent.jpg 56 KB JPG >Kent, get your incredibly muscular 350 lb. nerdy ass in my office >We need to run a story about Superman for our newspaper >We suspect he may have a secret identity >Since you have the exact same hairstyle and facial structure as Superman I want you to do the article >Besides, you seem to know him better than anyone >Take the company car, just try not to accidentally rip the door off its hinges this time >It might be a good idea to have you out of the office for awhile anyway >You keep zoning out and staring at the door to the women's restroom >Oh before you go, can you heat up my coffee with your laser beam eyes real quick? >Thanks, Clark

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