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: Anonymous 9 KB JPG Anonymous concerned questions >I told them I just started up my computer and they tried to confiscate it but just gave me a warning not to do anything sus with the I.T at work >>93190406 # >>93192719 # Anonymous >>93190421 # Anonymous I bring my linux laptop to work >Some female coworker seen it boot up >She thought I was hacking into the workplaces computers or something >Asks me what the hell are you doing and then reports me >Higher up talks to me and aks >>93190390 # fpbp /thread what kind of nightmarish s------- do you f------ work at? >>93190493 # 05/03/23(Wed)17:46:20 No.93190377 : Anonymous 05/03/23(Wed)17:47:14 No.93190390 05/03/23 (Wed)17:48:03 No.93190406 >>93190406 # Archival Job for Historic/Gov Documents >>93192703 # 05/03/23(Wed)17:49:14 No.93190421 >>93190421 # my sincerest condolences 05/03/23 (Wed)17:55:02 No.93190493 Anonymous >>93190377 (OP) # >>She thought I was hacking into the workplaces computers or something normalfags think like this whenever they see command- line anything 05/03/23(Wed)18:28:51 No.93191028

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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: Anonymous 19 KB PNG 04/16/23(Sun)15:12:27 No.72972614 >talking with dad about life >mid conversation he reaches deep into his pants to scratch his balls >kek internally I love my dad

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/fit/izens discuss workout strategies | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 05/01/23(Mon)08:40:13 No.70807985 r/Cuckold 1,290,413 Cucks & Hotwives 2,995 online A Community for Cuckolds & Their Hotwives See community info 8F744B9E-53A1-4B7E-8E3F-68B6A5A1A6C4.jpg 123 KB JPG is cuckolding the most effective workout? >extreme humiliation builds tolerance Join >if you like it you have to try as hard as you can not to c-- quick or else you'll be humiliated more >if you don't like it you have to masturbate anyway and force yourself to engage >restraint exercise, you can't cry or rush the guy f------ your girl >meditative, keep focus while ignoring your gf's moans >comes with a gym bro has anybody tried this? what have your results been? : Anonymous >>70807985 (OP) # worst thread on /fit/ and there's gay p---- in the catalog 05/01/23 (Mon)08:41:54 No.70807995 Anonymous >>70807985 (OP) # best thread on /fit/ right now 05/01/23 (Mon)08:54:33 No.70808104

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Anon breaks down the reason for the bud light marketing | /r/Greentext

File: 1659571733334055.png (28 KB, 716x206) Anonymous (ID: 1sjWAacx) 04/17/23 (Mon)23:54:43 No.423952496 >>423953340 >>423949879 (OP) BlackRock took everyone's 401k money and is holding it hostage in an Al known as "Aladdin" that buys companies, and then installs random Harvard-educated Marxists to promote transgendered universe for us goys as part of The Great Reset. These weird Jewish people invest the company's money Back into BlackRock and the process continues with transgender/child strippers/equity/feminist propaganda. This isn't a schizo post. Aladdin owns $21 trillion dollars in assets. It's wealthier than any country on the planet except China and America, and it has nothing to spend its money on except communist Bolshevik propaganda. It's all so tiring. I try to tell people, but goyim are too stupid to understand finance. I'm am so tired. □ IS THIS TRUE? WHY IS IT LEGAL? Anonymous (ID: +tM5pT5j) 05/02/23(Tue)18:37:17 No.425617216 >>425617701 >>425617978 >>425619746 >>425620451 >>425621734 >>425622465 >>425622586 >>425622807 >>425623597 >>425623628 >>425624791 >>425624938 >>425625586 >>425628338 >>425629059 >>425632431 >>425633942 >>425638641 >>425645879 >>425646981 >>425647955 >>425648650 >>425649058 >>425652314 >>425652507 >>425653569 >>425654061 >>425655801 >>425665442 >>425666265 >>425667230 >>425667446 >>425671523 >>425672918 >>425673657 >>425673746 >>425674337 >>425674532 >>425676309 >>425677746 >>425678478 >>425678651 >>425679041 >>425679352 >>425681037 >>425682815 >>425682990 >>425683324 >>425684547 >>425691054 >>425691796 >>425693095 >>425693650 >>425694395 >>425694413 >>425700556 >>425701322 >>425703109 >>425703179 >BlackRock artificially keeps share price of company high >Forces company to push agenda under threat of dumping share price >Media supports it or doesn't fight it much >Leftists dont care because it pushes their agenda >BlackRock profits >Is that the general idea? Pretty much, except that blackrock profits specifically from this Blackrock has what might be the most advance stock prediction software/hardware that's know of (to the public), it's call Alladin With this tool alone it could profit from here to kingdom come Added to it, thanks to backstabber in chief Trump, purchasing power of the fed was handed over to blackrock during the pandemic I've seen nothing to indicate that has ended, but maybe it has Either way, for the minimum of a year Blackrock could have been holding on to dogshit, but they could have priced it at whatever they liked and had the fed buy it Lastly there's been some rumbling about how unsustainable the whole ESG thing is from Vanguard and that they'll refrain from engaging in it in the future Don't know if that's just what they're telling the plebs to sate them, or if it's what they're actually going to do Either way the point being its wildly unprofitable to force companies to be less appealing and unproductive and prop their stock price up It's about enforcing an agenda No different than some jew in the NKVD in 1920s calling up the other commisars and saying "this week we inform the proletariat of their glorious right to abandon their family and join the family of the state" Only difference is now its a jew in a suit and tie instead of a jew in a uniform with a Makarov In many cases they're direct descendants

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Anon encounters a Dutch | /r/Greentext

Anonymous B 38 KB JPG 06/08/21 (Tue)19:51:50 No.146433504 >have a coworker who is Dutch >we both need to go to the same project the next day >offer to drive and say I will pick him up >he says thanks and gives me his adress >the next day I drive over to his home >he isn't fully ready to leave yet but offers me to wait inside >he asks if I want a coffee >say sure because I didn't have my morning coffee yet >his wife makes me a coffee while he finishes getting ready >drive him to the project and drop him back of at his home in the evening >he says "thank you so much for driving anon!" >get home myself >hear a notification comming in on my phone >it is a 'tikkie' for 0.50 EUR from my Dutch colleague for the morning coffee I had at his place

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J K Rowling and the G*s Chamber of Secrets? | /r/Greentext

□ Anonymous (ID: nijTRMfw) 05/03/23(Wed)22:44:24 No.425677205 >>425677862 >>425678069 >>425684462 File: FvFfgJQXwAAI-B4.jpg (113 KB, 1015x1024) יהודה Louis Chase >>425659741 (OP) @louisfchase what i look like / what jkr thinks i look like

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Anon can't wait for the robot police | /r/Greentext

>>58033258 (OP) # >Be you in 2033 >Try to steal an old, rickety 2022 Tesla >You accidentally set off the alarm >The McPolice have already been notified >They send out the camera drones and the McRape bots >You see the McRape bots come running around the corner of block in your rearview mirror >their cocks flapping as they run >One of the Drones EMPs the car killing it and causing the doors to lock >feeling of panic, and raw fear swells up in your chest right as the McRape bots make it the car >They surround it and one smashes the windshield and grabs you by the collar >You try to break free but it has a grip of iron >Two other McRape bots come over and help the first pin you to the ground ass up >The firs one rips of your clothing while the others restrain you > As you strain your neck trying to see what is going on you see their 9 inch silicon d---- beginning to grow and harden >The first one now mounting your naked ass, presses its rubber hardon into you >Another one uses its c--- to gag you by gaping your throat with its 8 inch silicon girth >The camera drones begin recording and live streaming to all the smart billboads nearby >It begins thrusting using its McVax fluid mixed with blood for lube >After 30 minutes it finishes, filling you with its McFlurry goodness >the bots sprint away to the scene of another crime as quickly as they came >You lay there a traumatized, McBuckbroken shell of a man The ultimate police force

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Anon is Blackpilled | /r/Greentext

File: 20230429_032517.jpg (55 KB, 500x500) allanisenang An .com I'm rather proud of my ability to tell lies. I can trick not only others, but even my own heart. -Celestia Lidenberg (Danger Range) Anonymous 04/30/23(Sun)21:08:32 No.73157602 [Reply] >>73157618 >25 >NEET >college dropout >never had a gf >awkward >anxious >boring >stupid >no hobbies >self harmer >bad person Yet my online female friend with a bf tells me it's not over. I don't argue with her because I don't want to be a downer but how is it not over?? She always says I need to find a non-normie girl but where are these non-normie girls who would want a stupid boring loser NEET? They don't f------ exist. She's a non-normie herself but her bf is a confident, aggressive guy with a job, unsurprisingly. Women refuse to admit what is actually attractive to them and it pisses me off. The truth is that I'm worthless scum to females until I get money or at least get on track to get money. Until then it's over!

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Anon pisses the wall | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/03/23(Wed)12:19:48 No.73184855 >be me >40 minutes ago >went out to the city by myself, i don't do it often but it was nice >stopped by mall bathroom to take a piss 39 KB JPG >i stood in front of a urinal and there were maybe 4 or 5 of them in a line with NO DIVIDERS >all of the urinals were empty, so i chose the middle one, unzipped my jeans and did my business >halfway through my so far uneventful piss, a girl my age with light blue hair and an anorexic build walks in, trying to look as goth as possible like a scene kid >moved my eyes to look at her for a sec standing next to me at the urinal >everythingsfine.jpg >wait a minute >WHAT THE F--- IS A GIRL DOING STANDING NEXT TO ME AT A URINAL IN A MENS BATHROOM >i didn't think too much of it and didn't care desu but thought it was funny >... she unzips her pants in the urinal right next to me >big ol' c--- the size of my forearm flops out >ohsoitwasntagirl.png >just blankly staring into space at this boygirl's direction while i piss and idk why >i get hard for some reason and i start pissing on the wall right next to them and i wasn't paying attention >ended up pissing half my total amount about 4 inches above the top of the urinal >boygirl stares at me in disgust >immediately pull my pants up with piss dripping from the wall and leave >bros should i move cities in case i see them again

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: Crazy Dave Rararooolll!!! 82 KB JPG 08/02/22(Tue)11:11:39 No.69653309 >Be wabo >Blbladochbliblom!!! >Bubutipobobopium.jpeg >Rarorooolll.mpeg >Daaraaarschuuudaaang 4chan >Bobobolodubobobletam Webi wabo debewebetabojooob!!!! Bubutipobobopium, /r9k/? : Anonymous 08/02/22(Tue)11:14:20 No.69653326 >>69653309 (OP) # >>Blbladochbliblom So true OP

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Anon is an automotive engineer | /r/Greentext

File: 302512240034524739.jpg (4 KB, 300x168) Anonymous 05/03/23(Wed)10:24:46 No.898621711 ► >be me >automotive engineer in the future >all the cars have blindingly bright headlights now >people keep complaining about getting blinded >notmyproblem.jpg >day by day, cars getting brighter and brighter >everyone's trying to out-bright each other >it's a light war out there >one day boss comes to me >"We need to make our headlights even brighter" >butwhy.jpg >"It's what the people want, they need to see the road" >everyone already blinded by everyone else's lights >design new headlights, now 1000x brighter >people buying our cars because they can outshine everyone else >streets now look like some kind of sci-fi laser battle >every car is a lighthouse on wheels >still, people don't give a damn >just want to be the brightest on the road >one day boss comes in again >"We've got a new plan" >ohgodno.png >"We're making headlights that project a movie on the road in front of you" >"Now people can watch movies while they drive" >world now filled with blinding headlights and moving theaters >somehow, everyone's okay with it >leave my job for the day >cross the street to where my car is parked >SUV stops to let me across, its headlights playing "Minions" on the road in front of it >can't see a thing, blinded by the light and the chaos of little yellow creatures >Oncoming RAM F450 playing 'Top Gun' from its headlights is totally blinded by the SUV's showing of 'Minions' >The last thing I hear before impact is a synchronized harmony of "Highway to the Danger Zone" and the Minions' gibberish

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When anon works in cartoon network | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 05/26/17 (Fri)06:30:22 No.92710292 >>92710429 >>92718704 File: 1439188310068.gif (116 KB, 275x200) I think we should talk more about that writer that self inserted himself into the show, and then made Blossom in love with him. Anonymous 05/26/17(Fri)06:50:43 No.92710429 >>92711754 >>92710292 Which episode was that? Could I get the tl;dr version? Anonymous 05/26/17 (Fri)09:47:07 No.92711754 >>92711913 >>92712083 >>92712207 >>92712956 >>92713926 >>92718156 >>92718704 >>92733076 >>92733912 >>92736468 >>92739826 >>92740102 >>92740704 >>92742719 >>92710429 one of the writers wrote an obvious self insert, voiced it, and wrote so that blossom had a crush on the OC. this character only shows up in episodes that this specific writer writes for and is never mentioned otherwise Anonymous 05/26/17 (Fri)10:18:44 No.92712083 ► >>92712169 >>92711754 Name of the episode? Anonymous 05/26/17(Fri)10:24:58 No.92712169 >>92714623 >>92718156 >>92718704 >>92719195 >>92719929 >>92721450 >>92723517 >>92723916 >>92729402 >>92729722 >>92733971 >>92733975 >>92736658 >>92737382 >>92738169 >>92739826 >>92739974 >>92712083 he's in a few http://powerpuffgirls.wikia.com/wiki/Jared_Shapiro Anonymous 05/27/17(Sat)00:09:12 No.92729402 >>92733975 >>92736501 >>92736609 >>92742008 >>92742758 File: Jake.jpg (26 KB, 300x400) >>92712169 No doubt he's a self insert, the name is similar, the look is the same and he voices the character. Anonymous 05/27/17(Sat)12:09:49 No.92736374 >>92736479 >>92736548 >>92736603 >>92736610 >>92736634 >>92737110 >>92738169 >>92739096 >>92739826 >>92740575 >>92741524 >>92741738 >>92742437 >>92742719 File: what the f---.png (275 KB, 553x459) >you call him an autist >but he gets to officially write his waifu to love him in the series and no one stops him I mean it's not like he ever went too far.. OH MY GOODNESS SQUIDWARD Anonymous 05/27/17(Sat)12:14:31 No.92736468 >>92736548 >>92736603 >>92736610 >>92736682 >>92736830 >>92736916 >>92737110 >>92737664 >>92738169 >>92739096 >>92739114 >>92739826 >>92740191 >>92740722 >>92740994 >>92741039 >>92741524 >>92741716 >>92741738 >>92742437 >>92742719 >>92742722 File: tumblr_inline_oprranjc Gy1(...).png (182 KB, 540x304) >>92711754 We've reached peak autism. |||| CN Appearances Season One ▪ Snow Month (first appearance) ▪ Fashion Forward ▪ The Secret Life of Blossom Powerpuff ▪ Secret Swapper of Doom ▪ The Squashening Season Two ■ 15 Minutes of Fame A Star Is Blossom First appearance Voiced by Snow Month Jake Goldman Writer(s): Writer(s): Writer(s): Writer(s): SNOW VMONTH Writer(s): Jake Goldman Haley Mancini Haley Mancini Jake Goldman SECRET SWAPPER OF DOOM Jake Goldman THE SECRET LIFE OF BLOSSOM POWERPUFF Jake Goldman Haley Mancini FASHION FORWARD Jake Goldman

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