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File: 302512240034524739.jpg (4 KB, 300x168) Anonymous 05/03/23(Wed)10:24:46 No.898621711 ► >be me >automotive engineer in the future >all the cars have blindingly bright headlights now >people keep complaining about getting blinded >notmyproblem.jpg >day by day, cars getting brighter and brighter >everyone's trying to out-bright each other >it's a light war out there >one day boss comes to me >"We need to make our headlights even brighter" >butwhy.jpg >"It's what the people want, they need to see the road" >everyone already blinded by everyone else's lights >design new headlights, now 1000x brighter >people buying our cars because they can outshine everyone else >streets now look like some kind of sci-fi laser battle >every car is a lighthouse on wheels >still, people don't give a damn >just want to be the brightest on the road >one day boss comes in again >"We've got a new plan" >ohgodno.png >"We're making headlights that project a movie on the road in front of you" >"Now people can watch movies while they drive" >world now filled with blinding headlights and moving theaters >somehow, everyone's okay with it >leave my job for the day >cross the street to where my car is parked >SUV stops to let me across, its headlights playing "Minions" on the road in front of it >can't see a thing, blinded by the light and the chaos of little yellow creatures >Oncoming RAM F450 playing 'Top Gun' from its headlights is totally blinded by the SUV's showing of 'Minions' >The last thing I hear before impact is a synchronized harmony of "Highway to the Danger Zone" and the Minions' gibberish

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File: fmt 87 24 615293 1604906381.jpg (87 KB, 1910x1080) ☐ Anonymous 11/11/24(Mon)13:47:16 No.17255059 >Is name De Gaul >The Gaul >>17255201 >Is in charge of the region that used to be called Gaul Who wrote this s---?

The Russian avos' (Russian: aвосb) describes a philosophy of behavior, or attitude, of a person who ignores possible problems or hassles and, at the same time, expects or hopes for no negative results or consequences. It is an attitude that treats life as unpredictable and holds that the best one can do is count on luck.[1][2] >>73658048 # 1703041606043192.jpg 127 KB JPG >Damn you are right, this whole positivity and gratefulness thing is actually pretty good Yeah especially if you think of it in terms of sheer usefulness. Any sort of doomerism just undermines your attitude and it's much better to go through life naively assuming things will turn out well as long as you keep going forward and trying again and again despite any downs and lows in the past. I like this pic

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