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▬ Anonymous Mon 20 Jul 2020 12:14:37 No.76848836 >>76848808 >>76848065 >at college >have a brand new Thinkpad >everybody else is using ipads, or some cheaper tablet, a few macbooks >professer is a huge macfag >tells us mac is the future and we are stupid if we don't get a mac >tell him he is wrong >he pulls me up to compare my laptop to his macbook >mine is faster, and better in every way >starts getting mad >he pours water over mine by "accident" >"oh no! your 90's laptop is dead! you had better go buy a new macbook after class today!" "Actually, this is a $2000 top of the range thinkpad, and it's water proof" >hold my still running laptop over his macbook and the water drains onto his and kills his >"the f--- did you just do? GET OUT OF MY CLASS!" >tried to get me expelled >they look at the security footage >come back next week and see a new lecturer. >he's a huge Linux/open source f-- >has Richard Stallman picture on his thinkpad

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