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File: 1304929233.jpg-(45 KB, 338x322, 1273474763849.jpg) Anonymous 05/09/11 (Mon)04:20:33 No.327562039 >walk in to bathroom >some guy taking a s--- >don't think any thing of it >urinals have been stuffed with toilet paper, so i use the stall next to him >he hasn't made a sound since he's noticed my presence >i'm the snake and he's the rat >he's lifeless and silent as i wait for my moment to strike >5 minutes pass >leave stall and open the door, pretending to leave >he lets out a low sigh of relief and lets out a mach 4 fart, most likely cracking the porcelain with the force of the fart that was ejected from his ass >begin to maniacally laugh and pound on his stall door >he's lets out a screech and falls over to the floor >hear the jet stream that is his diarrhea spray splash against the stall >foaming at the mouth because ive been laughing so hard >open the door and tell him "it's time" >he whimpers and extends his arm towards me >i lift him and begin to chant in an unintelligible, archaic language >he slowly begins to ascend to the heavens >jesus embraces the newly reborn soul in to his arms >he is never seen or heard from again so, how's your day been, /b/? Wat >> Anonymous 05/09/11 (Mon)04:21:55 No.327562197 File1304929315.png-(7 KB, 679x427, wat.png)

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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