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[s4s] meetup : Magick >>10740990 (OP) # That's me on the left >>10741068 # 2286e71.jpg 237 KB JPG : Anonymous 04/18/23(Tue) 23:34:31 04/19/23(Wed)00:12:07 >>10741009 # that's me in the corner, losing my religion

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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Anonymous INDIA 32 KB JPG 08/14/22(Sun)19:21:35 No.609041913 >1.4 billion people >Never made a single decent vidya What is wrong with this nation? 08/14/22(Sun)19:23:52 No.609042118 : Anonymous looks like a huge assed Wanda from fairly odd parents getting her ass slapped by timmy >>609042229 # >>609042258 # >>609042323 # >>609042375 # >>609042684 # >>609042774 # >>609042780 # >>609042821 # >>609043006 # >>609043008 # >>609043094 # >>609043159 # >>609043691 # >>609043932 #

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Annon goes to the dentist | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/01/23(Mon)05:48:34 No.898518128 >Be me >Haven't been to dentist in over 5 years >Notice a black dot on my lower left wisdom tooth >Have sharp pain in the back of my jaw when chewing >Deathly affraid of the dentist at this point but pain becomes unbearable >Tough up and finally go to dentist >Your teeth are fine anon >But what about that black dot? >That's a discolored filling you had 15 years ago you idiot >Oh >Get some xrays done to see whats up >Turns out I have ear cancer Don't be an idiot. Go to your dentist. You may have ear cancer

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Anon makes a discovery | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 05/02/23(Tue)07:24:23 No.898564323 >be me, dating a girl who's weird as hell but still way out of my league >happen to find her blog, can't resist snooping around >oh look, her likes are public >it's 90% pictures and video clips of dudes >either talking or doing random s---, playing an instrument, showing off a pet, one huge tatted samoan m----------- doing backflips, more often than not they're shirtless >and they're all goofy-looking fat dudes >mfw I am a goofy-looking fat dude >every post like this has so many horny comments, absolute thirsting >horny guy comments outnumber girls like 10 to 1 but they sure are horny >mfw my girlfriend isn't dating me despite of my looks, she straight-up has a fetish for guys who look like this >mfw I'm not hot enough for instagram or OnlyFans but apparently I would do numbers on Tumblr

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Coated feelings | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 105 KB JPG 08/19/21(Thu)09:30:47 No.65046920 >become in love with my sister >don't even see any other woman as a potential mate >can never confess my feelings to her because it might drive her away and f--- my relationship with my family >might as well just kill myself you don't know true pain 08/19/21(Thu)09:36:25 No.65046961 Anonymous >>65046920 (OP) # >wear a fake mustache and a trenchcoat and ask your sister out in your deepest voice

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Anon wants a perfect woman | /r/Greentext

File: 1603945685725.jpg (26 KB, 540x504) << Anonymous 05/01/23 (Mon)22:19:33 No.73170849► >>73170870 >>73170896 Does the perfect woman even exist? I'm sick and tired of not being able to find the perfect woman who: >Thinks rationally like a man >Not overweight >Politically active >Muscular and lean body >Wants to support a family and be tradwife >Submissive >Nice ass and small t--- >Has a c--- >Won't nag me all the time How f------ impossible are these standards? Am I doomed? Anonymous 05/01/23 (Mon)22:21:27 No.73170870 >>73170849 (OP) >like a man □ Anonymous 05/01/23 (Mon)22:23:28 No.73170896 File: 1671288934707.jpg (254 KB, 1053x890) >>73170849 (OP) >perfect woman >Has a c--- >Has a c--- There are a ton of t----- tradlarpers, they're practically the default. Something does not add up. If he has c---, that is man. You can't have woman with c--- you imbecile.

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A.I. Replacement Greentext | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous A.I. Replacement greentext thr(...) 05/02/23(Tue)14:55:07 No.93164225 >Be successfully making good money in high level copywriting >GPT makes me irrelevant in 1 month or less >Lose job >Move in with my friends, get job 84 KB JPG wage slaving at a restaurant to make ends meet in the meantime. >Post about it online, ask for advice >Everyone screeches GeT Good, bRo! lEaRn NeW SkiLLs. PIVOT!!1! >spend 6 months of free time and $5,000 learning NewSkill at school for future work in an unrelated industry. >Graduate from program, excited to try something new. >Use GPT to market my skills online >Apply for jobs using GPT generated resume >Get interview >Job offer accepted! Finally able to get my life back on track. >Get call next day from new boss, sorry we aren't hiring for this position anymore. >DrinkingHeavily.jpeg >Drunkenly go online to order pizza. Google tells me GPT-NewSkill was just released, covering all the skills I just took 6 months to learn, and it has a gyrating dildo attached to pleasure the user at the same time. >Post about it on Reddit. >BrO JUST PIVOT. LeArN to SuCK C--- BetTeR ThAn GpT!!!1! >MFW

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Anon has a screw loose... | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 57 KB JPG >happened like 20 minutes ago >stay up all night doing schoolwork and s--- 04/20/20(Mon )09:27:50 No.57754465 >whenever i go a full night with no sleep i feel really anxious and paranoid >sitting in living room >drinking water >brain waves flatline >forget i have to swallow the water >open my mouth and all the water falls out >hits my lap >cold as f--- >scares the f--- out of me >piss myself >see my dad standing there, he watched the whole thing >realize i p----- myself >run to my room what my dad saw: >take a sip of water >spit it out >look over at him >sprint upstairs i think im retarded

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Anon gets his heart broken | /r/Greentext

1.61 MB JPG do you guys like my guinea pig : Anonymous >>3987437 (OP) # I like the guinea pig but hate you. >>3987528 # >>3991621 # : Anonymous >>3987453 # Why 11/23/21(Tue)21:05:06 No.3987453 11/23/21(Tue)23:00:41 No.3987528

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Anon talks about possums | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: wfjXuloe 05/01/23 (Mon)13:31:54 No.425492151 >>425489073 Possums aren't sweethearts, they're giant rats. >angry >violent >greedy >so profoundly lazy they would rather roll over and die than run or fight a predator >terroritorial >meandering >fat >ugly >trasheating I relate to them so much. I love possums.

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Anon gets bit | /r/Greentext

African village terrorised by gay baboon who recently r---- 5 men DOOGBE >be me >finally muster up the courage to ask my crush out on a date 57 KB JPG >decide to take her to a fancy restaurant to impress her >we're having a great time until suddenly we hear a loud noise from above >a raccoon drops down from the ceiling, hissing and foaming at the mouth >people are screaming and running in every direction, but my date and I freeze in fear >the raccoon charges at us and I try to defend her, but it's no use >it bites me on the arm and I feel an involuntary bowel movement >my date is horrified and starts to panic >we manage to escape to the bathroom, but it's too late for me >I sit there in embarrassment, I hear a commotion outside >turns out the police have been called and are in a standoff with the raccoon >more involuntary bowel movements >I'm still stuck in the bathroom, wondering how I'm going to explain the mess >eventually, the police manage to catch the raccoon and it's all over but the damage has been done >the cops manage to catch the raccoon, but not before it bites a few people >they also notice the mess in the bathroom and accuse me of public indecency >I try to explain the situation, but they don't believe me >my date is traumatized and I'm humiliated >I try to apologize and explain, but she's having none of it >she leaves the restaurant in a hurry and I'm left sitting there, feeling like a complete idiot lesson learned, always be prepared for unexpected situations and never underestimate the power of a wild animal.

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Anons first momery | /r/Greentext

File: Sun Baby_Intro.PNG.png (572 KB, 1024x576) >pic rel >my mom leans over and playfully says >"that's you, you're a little baby" >perfectly understand >tfw my first memory was of watching tv First memory thread Anonymous 05/02/23(Tue)00:46:05 No.898548812>>898548987 >>898549210 >>898549353 >>898549359 >>898549801 >be me >in diapers >maybe 2 yrs old >in bouncer in front of TV >the teletubbies baby sun is rising and the intro is playing

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anon misses his friend, plays 40k to remember him (sorry if repost) | /r/Greentext

16 KB PNG >Me and childhood friend get into warhammer together when we were 10 >Friend gets Dark Angels and i get IG >Played alot of 2vs2 games and he would always deepstrike his deathwing to protect my artillery >Painted models to look like us >Friend died from cancer 5 years ago and left all of his warhammer stuff to me >Always bring an allied detachment of dark angels deathwing now >Always have them deepstrike to protect my basilisks >Have won me many games including one where the model representing my friend rolled four sixes in melee and slaughtered a daemon prince >His models always seem to roll well It hurts, Anons.

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