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[s4s] meetup : Magick >>10740990 (OP) # That's me on the left >>10741068 # 2286e71.jpg 237 KB JPG : Anonymous 04/18/23(Tue) 23:34:31 04/19/23(Wed)00:12:07 >>10741009 # that's me in the corner, losing my religion

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File: fmt 87 24 615293 1604906381.jpg (87 KB, 1910x1080) ☐ Anonymous 11/11/24(Mon)13:47:16 No.17255059 >Is name De Gaul >The Gaul >>17255201 >Is in charge of the region that used to be called Gaul Who wrote this s---?

The Russian avos' (Russian: aвосb) describes a philosophy of behavior, or attitude, of a person who ignores possible problems or hassles and, at the same time, expects or hopes for no negative results or consequences. It is an attitude that treats life as unpredictable and holds that the best one can do is count on luck.[1][2] >>73658048 # 1703041606043192.jpg 127 KB JPG >Damn you are right, this whole positivity and gratefulness thing is actually pretty good Yeah especially if you think of it in terms of sheer usefulness. Any sort of doomerism just undermines your attitude and it's much better to go through life naively assuming things will turn out well as long as you keep going forward and trying again and again despite any downs and lows in the past. I like this pic

Anonymous Photo of anime girl date and time >be me >straight *The most violently homosexual text you will ever see in your life. No utterance of words is as homosexual as the ones currently viewed. This will be the most gay formulation of words in all of mankind's history.* >am i gay

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Anon makes an observation | /r/Greentext

Anonymous INDIA 32 KB JPG 08/14/22(Sun)19:21:35 No.609041913 >1.4 billion people >Never made a single decent vidya What is wrong with this nation? 08/14/22(Sun)19:23:52 No.609042118 : Anonymous looks like a huge assed Wanda from fairly odd parents getting her ass slapped by timmy >>609042229 # >>609042258 # >>609042323 # >>609042375 # >>609042684 # >>609042774 # >>609042780 # >>609042821 # >>609043006 # >>609043008 # >>609043094 # >>609043159 # >>609043691 # >>609043932 #

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Annon goes to the dentist | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/01/23(Mon)05:48:34 No.898518128 >Be me >Haven't been to dentist in over 5 years >Notice a black dot on my lower left wisdom tooth >Have sharp pain in the back of my jaw when chewing >Deathly affraid of the dentist at this point but pain becomes unbearable >Tough up and finally go to dentist >Your teeth are fine anon >But what about that black dot? >That's a discolored filling you had 15 years ago you idiot >Oh >Get some xrays done to see whats up >Turns out I have ear cancer Don't be an idiot. Go to your dentist. You may have ear cancer

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Anon makes a discovery | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 05/02/23(Tue)07:24:23 No.898564323 >be me, dating a girl who's weird as hell but still way out of my league >happen to find her blog, can't resist snooping around >oh look, her likes are public >it's 90% pictures and video clips of dudes >either talking or doing random s---, playing an instrument, showing off a pet, one huge tatted samoan m----------- doing backflips, more often than not they're shirtless >and they're all goofy-looking fat dudes >mfw I am a goofy-looking fat dude >every post like this has so many horny comments, absolute thirsting >horny guy comments outnumber girls like 10 to 1 but they sure are horny >mfw my girlfriend isn't dating me despite of my looks, she straight-up has a fetish for guys who look like this >mfw I'm not hot enough for instagram or OnlyFans but apparently I would do numbers on Tumblr

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Coated feelings | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 105 KB JPG 08/19/21(Thu)09:30:47 No.65046920 >become in love with my sister >don't even see any other woman as a potential mate >can never confess my feelings to her because it might drive her away and f--- my relationship with my family >might as well just kill myself you don't know true pain 08/19/21(Thu)09:36:25 No.65046961 Anonymous >>65046920 (OP) # >wear a fake mustache and a trenchcoat and ask your sister out in your deepest voice

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Anon wants a perfect woman | /r/Greentext

File: 1603945685725.jpg (26 KB, 540x504) << Anonymous 05/01/23 (Mon)22:19:33 No.73170849► >>73170870 >>73170896 Does the perfect woman even exist? I'm sick and tired of not being able to find the perfect woman who: >Thinks rationally like a man >Not overweight >Politically active >Muscular and lean body >Wants to support a family and be tradwife >Submissive >Nice ass and small t--- >Has a c--- >Won't nag me all the time How f------ impossible are these standards? Am I doomed? Anonymous 05/01/23 (Mon)22:21:27 No.73170870 >>73170849 (OP) >like a man □ Anonymous 05/01/23 (Mon)22:23:28 No.73170896 File: 1671288934707.jpg (254 KB, 1053x890) >>73170849 (OP) >perfect woman >Has a c--- >Has a c--- There are a ton of t----- tradlarpers, they're practically the default. Something does not add up. If he has c---, that is man. You can't have woman with c--- you imbecile.

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A.I. Replacement Greentext | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous A.I. Replacement greentext thr(...) 05/02/23(Tue)14:55:07 No.93164225 >Be successfully making good money in high level copywriting >GPT makes me irrelevant in 1 month or less >Lose job >Move in with my friends, get job 84 KB JPG wage slaving at a restaurant to make ends meet in the meantime. >Post about it online, ask for advice >Everyone screeches GeT Good, bRo! lEaRn NeW SkiLLs. PIVOT!!1! >spend 6 months of free time and $5,000 learning NewSkill at school for future work in an unrelated industry. >Graduate from program, excited to try something new. >Use GPT to market my skills online >Apply for jobs using GPT generated resume >Get interview >Job offer accepted! Finally able to get my life back on track. >Get call next day from new boss, sorry we aren't hiring for this position anymore. >DrinkingHeavily.jpeg >Drunkenly go online to order pizza. Google tells me GPT-NewSkill was just released, covering all the skills I just took 6 months to learn, and it has a gyrating dildo attached to pleasure the user at the same time. >Post about it on Reddit. >BrO JUST PIVOT. LeArN to SuCK C--- BetTeR ThAn GpT!!!1! >MFW

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Anon has a screw loose... | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 57 KB JPG >happened like 20 minutes ago >stay up all night doing schoolwork and s--- 04/20/20(Mon )09:27:50 No.57754465 >whenever i go a full night with no sleep i feel really anxious and paranoid >sitting in living room >drinking water >brain waves flatline >forget i have to swallow the water >open my mouth and all the water falls out >hits my lap >cold as f--- >scares the f--- out of me >piss myself >see my dad standing there, he watched the whole thing >realize i p----- myself >run to my room what my dad saw: >take a sip of water >spit it out >look over at him >sprint upstairs i think im retarded

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Anon gets his heart broken | /r/Greentext

1.61 MB JPG do you guys like my guinea pig : Anonymous >>3987437 (OP) # I like the guinea pig but hate you. >>3987528 # >>3991621 # : Anonymous >>3987453 # Why 11/23/21(Tue)21:05:06 No.3987453 11/23/21(Tue)23:00:41 No.3987528

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Anon talks about possums | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: wfjXuloe 05/01/23 (Mon)13:31:54 No.425492151 >>425489073 Possums aren't sweethearts, they're giant rats. >angry >violent >greedy >so profoundly lazy they would rather roll over and die than run or fight a predator >terroritorial >meandering >fat >ugly >trasheating I relate to them so much. I love possums.

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Anon gets bit | /r/Greentext

African village terrorised by gay baboon who recently r---- 5 men DOOGBE >be me >finally muster up the courage to ask my crush out on a date 57 KB JPG >decide to take her to a fancy restaurant to impress her >we're having a great time until suddenly we hear a loud noise from above >a raccoon drops down from the ceiling, hissing and foaming at the mouth >people are screaming and running in every direction, but my date and I freeze in fear >the raccoon charges at us and I try to defend her, but it's no use >it bites me on the arm and I feel an involuntary bowel movement >my date is horrified and starts to panic >we manage to escape to the bathroom, but it's too late for me >I sit there in embarrassment, I hear a commotion outside >turns out the police have been called and are in a standoff with the raccoon >more involuntary bowel movements >I'm still stuck in the bathroom, wondering how I'm going to explain the mess >eventually, the police manage to catch the raccoon and it's all over but the damage has been done >the cops manage to catch the raccoon, but not before it bites a few people >they also notice the mess in the bathroom and accuse me of public indecency >I try to explain the situation, but they don't believe me >my date is traumatized and I'm humiliated >I try to apologize and explain, but she's having none of it >she leaves the restaurant in a hurry and I'm left sitting there, feeling like a complete idiot lesson learned, always be prepared for unexpected situations and never underestimate the power of a wild animal.

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Anons first momery | /r/Greentext

File: Sun Baby_Intro.PNG.png (572 KB, 1024x576) >pic rel >my mom leans over and playfully says >"that's you, you're a little baby" >perfectly understand >tfw my first memory was of watching tv First memory thread Anonymous 05/02/23(Tue)00:46:05 No.898548812>>898548987 >>898549210 >>898549353 >>898549359 >>898549801 >be me >in diapers >maybe 2 yrs old >in bouncer in front of TV >the teletubbies baby sun is rising and the intro is playing

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anon misses his friend, plays 40k to remember him (sorry if repost) | /r/Greentext

16 KB PNG >Me and childhood friend get into warhammer together when we were 10 >Friend gets Dark Angels and i get IG >Played alot of 2vs2 games and he would always deepstrike his deathwing to protect my artillery >Painted models to look like us >Friend died from cancer 5 years ago and left all of his warhammer stuff to me >Always bring an allied detachment of dark angels deathwing now >Always have them deepstrike to protect my basilisks >Have won me many games including one where the model representing my friend rolled four sixes in melee and slaughtered a daemon prince >His models always seem to roll well It hurts, Anons.

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