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Anon talks about possums | /r/Greentext
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![Anonymous 05/01/23(Mon)19:00:30 No.898528060 [Reply] ► >>898528367 >>898528900 >be me, 23, a depressed p------------ >don't have the energy to do anything anymore, not just bored of games and browsing memes on the computer, but can't bother to even sit up anymore >rot in bed most of the time, browsing s--- on my phone, only get up to piss and sometimes get something to eat or drink >charge my phone when I sleep, literally almost never get up from bed >my family barely ever looks into my room, can't stand seeing them >I'm a financial burden on the family >hear knocking on my door, something that never happens "Anon? Anon, are you awake?" >it's my uncle, last person I would have thought >haven't seen him for like three or four years >answer something, and he steps in >he looks older, and serious "Anon. Get up. You're going to take a shower." "I don't want to." "Doesn't matter. Get up." >he makes me get up, herds me to the shower >there's a plastic lawn chair in the shower, never seen it before >I was in my underwear anyway but he tells me to strip and sit down >tossing my underwear to the trash once they're off >he hoses me down like he washes dogs and farm animals, serious and not talking >hear the sounds of people talking from down the hall, my mom and my sister "Are they in my room? What are they doing?" "Doesn't matter. Turn yourself to the left so I can get your back." >sufficiently scrubbed clean, I'm handed clothes >brand new underwear and pyjamas that I've never seen before >I want to say they look too small but realize they fit once I put them on >when had I lost this much weight? >get herded back into my room, see my mom and sister leaving it >my uncle stops at the door "You can go back now." >my whole bed is changed >not just new clean sheets but a whole different pillow and blankets, nothing's broken, stained or waxy anymore >a whole clean bed that looks completely out of place in my filthy rotting rat nest den >I can smell the clean cotton, it even smells out of place >crawl into my new clean bed, in my clean new jammies >mfw](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/580/817/398.png "anon likes his bed | /r/Greentext")
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![File: 1524482768700.png (6 KB, 225x225) O Anonymous 06/14/18(Thu)21:19:22 No.46118484 [Reply] >12 years old >go to stay with half sister a state away for a couple of weeks >while there some of her friends come over to play cards and s---, they bring their 15 year old daughter with them >we instantly hit it off, spend time playing Primal Rage and Kirby Super Stars on SNES and watching cheesy disaster movies on ABC >last day there we end up going to this amusement park type place with laser tag, bumper cars, those stationary rail ride type deals, etc. >have the time of my life >distinctly remember her grabbing my hand during the rail ride >later on, we're sitting on a bench eating ice cream >she's leaning on me, and tells me she really likes me, and asks me if I like her back >being 12 and barely having hit puberty I completely spill my spaghetti and tell her that yeah she's a good friend >...oh >she instantly moves away >becomes super awkward >we barely speak on the way home >after we get back her parents come pick her up and I never see her again >I leave and never bring her up again Now here's the kicker >years later, now 26 >my half sister moves down to my area, haven't seen her in years >decide to go see her and catch up >decide to bring up the girl, wondering if maybe her family had kept in touch >turns out none of that happened, it was all an elaborate dream I somehow convinced myself was real >had spent the entire time cooped up in the room playing video games by myself and only came out to eat and there was no such amusement park I somehow cucked myself in a dream. I am broken. I don't even know how to process this.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/list/002/287/011/8eb.jpg "Anon has a really good imagination | /r/Greentext")
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