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>WAKE UP TOMORROW 4:30 PM >IMMEDIATELY SEEK PLEASURE >THAT'S JERKING OFF. GIRLFRIEND ASMR. SLEEPING. >TAKE OUT THE ANIME DOLL. KNEEL DOWN IN THE DIRECTION OF HER AND SWEAR YOUR UNDYING ALLEGIANCE TO THE STATE OF ANIME WAIFUS (YOUR FIRST OF FIVE CUMMIES OF THE DAY). >TELL YOUR INNER REDDITOR TO WAKE THE F--- UP, BECAUSE TODAY YOU'RE GETTIN' AFTER THOSE KARMA POINTS. >YOU'RE GOING SO HARD YOU'RE GONNA ANGER THE CHADS. >DO A DISCORD CALL TALKING TO A MINOR ABOUT HOW TODAY YOU'RE TELLING THE "INNER COOMER" TO KEEP TALKING >REPEAT FOR YEARS UNTIL UHHHHHHHHHH... WELL... ERM... UNTIL nobody comes into your life and you die miserably

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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