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File: B38DD780-5910-410D-97C2-B(...).jpg (257 KB, 750x957) ■ Anonymous 08/24/23(Thu)19:59:18 No.74498567 >>74498603 >>74498618 >>74498619 >>74498640 >>74498671 >>74498779 >>74498839 i hate modern white people so much. this is not racist as i am white and i only specifically hate the culture >karens >dog moms >troons >everyone easily offended and whining >weebs >gooning and p--- addiction >society has so many rules you cant even walk outside or talk anymore ■ Egas 08/24/23(Thu)19:59:53 No.74498572 ► Ok, whiteboi.

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File: Screenshot 20241127-155712.png (228 KB, 742x721) Something Happened Anonymous (ID: HG6Lars) 11/27/24(Wed)17:35:15 No.489774321 ► >Polls all indicate a Harris victory, though close >Ann Selzer poll, known as a canary in a coal mine, indicated Harris winning lowa >Trump campaign suspiciously quiet nearing the end of the campaign >Harris campaign had significant energy >North Carolina predicted to be close >Virginia unusually red >The four countries willing and able to f--- with US democracy (Iran, China, Russia, NK) stand to benefit from a Trump win (cause it's destabilizing) >Billionaires cozy up to Trump despite a Harris victory being predicted >TRUMP WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 20 YEARS A REPUBLICAN CANDIDATE WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >WITH AN APPROVAL RATING EQUIVALENT TO CANCER Bros, I'm telling you, something funky happened

☐ Anonymous 11/25/24(Mon) 10:39:13 No. 17295889 >>17295909 >>17295925 >>17295935 >>17295976 >win independence >DON'T devolve into military dictatorship or absolute monarchy >start off with fresh land and an unusually high literacy rate >neighbors are retarded savages who live at the mercy of nature >large ocean between them and European chimpouts >shitgoesdown.jpg >"here tovarish buy my land I need to fund a chimpout" >ok > "here America buy my land, I need to fund my own le chimpout" >ok >"hey America there was a chimpout in Texas we'll join you (and won't secede later) if you help" >ok >*doubles land in two years* It's amazing how well they took advantage of what they had. Many nations have completely fumbled the bag during their development. What went so right?

Anonymous (ID: Lvuvmf4p 11/21/24(Thu)03:45:24 No.489109549 16 KB JPG >4chan known as a right-wing Nazi haven >allows all types of opinions and rhetoric >X known as a right-wing Nazi haven >allows all types of opinions and rhetoric >reddit known as a left-wing haven >bans anyone posting anything even slightly right of center >bluesky quickly becoming known as a left-wing haven >bans anyone posting anything even slightly right of center Really makes you think.

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Anonymous 08/24/23(Thu)18:22:18 No.904925599 ► >be a dog >go absolutely f------ a------ at dinnertime >even though I'm eating the same s--- that I've eaten every day >of my entire life Are dogs literally retarded? How are they so easy to please?

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Why are Americans like this? Anonymous (ID: >Buys gun for protection from criminals >Criminals steal gun >Buys more guns to protect from now armed criminals

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Anonymous (ID: LIEAFR+n) Working in America 181 KB JPG 08/24/23(Thu)14:16:02 No.5592864 Irish lad here. I fell for the meme and transferred to one of the USA offices of my company. What the f--- is this s---? >Be engineer >Zero safety standards at plant sites >People wearing T shirts and jeans with zero PPE in waste storage areas >"I had to buy my own PPE if I wanted any" - operator >USA boomers are the absolute worst managers I have met in my life >Zero direction provided >All are short, morbidly obese, balding, and constantly angry >Boomer threw a tantrum yesterday and threw his books and paperwork onto the floor and marched out of the office. Would never see someone behave so childish in an Irish office. >Wants you to do something but will never give you clear directions. No emails. Always verbal so they can't be blamed for not being clear. How the f--- do yanks function like this? This isn't even some small operation. It is a Fortune 500 company's commercial manufacturing plant. This is insane. The stress it causes is f----- simply due to the complete lack of direction. I can see why you all hate working so much. This is not normal.

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: Anonymous 08/24/23(Thu)18:31:53 No.189124066 clark_kent.jpg 56 KB JPG >Kent, get your incredibly muscular 350 lb. nerdy ass in my office >We need to run a story about Superman for our newspaper >We suspect he may have a secret identity >Since you have the exact same hairstyle and facial structure as Superman I want you to do the article >Besides, you seem to know him better than anyone >Take the company car, just try not to accidentally rip the door off its hinges this time >It might be a good idea to have you out of the office for awhile anyway >You keep zoning out and staring at the door to the women's restroom >Oh before you go, can you heat up my coffee with your laser beam eyes real quick? >Thanks, Clark

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46m (8/25 2:09) 904916508 - 20 Re - 0 Img JPG 4KB (233 × 216) · download (4).jpg 9 Replies My groomer is in jail, good vibes >be me, 21F >be a dumbass and get groomed when 14 by a 20 year old dude >cut all contact with him after realizing how toxic he is >he keeps trying to add me on other accounts for over a year afterwards >Google his name to keep tabs and make sure he's staying away from me >he's currently in jail for possession of CP >read the court case >police found videos of 3-7 year old boys and girls getting r---- on his phone >he's still pleading not guilty and with a public defender ; LMAO he's so f-----. Or at least, he probably will be by the other inmates once they find out what he did. L p--- bozo

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File: img.png (99 KB, 268x388) 272 im so tired Anonymous 08/24/23(Thu)15:57:43 No.904924183 >be me >14 year old femanon >mom was abusive and killed herself when i was 4 (no questions please >dad and stepmom were kinda just meh at best, needed to get away >get into some sort of military program >be in it for most of my life, changed me for the better >get shipped off to japan >she wants nothing to do with him, and he embarrasses her >begin immediatly getting sidelined by my crush and his ex for the other kid >kinda cute tho >wake up >feels.png >red ocean, some tposing... things in the distance >the stacy friend of the kid is in the f------ sky >fuckfuckfuck >meet some f-- and his friends >have a hard crush for my guardian during the program >his ex is here >ohfuckohfuckohfuck >disgusting are all men like this guys? >split in half, essentially dead >phew >guy begins strangling me >probably some turbovirgin, i'll give him a sympathy touch >he cries on me

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Anonymous 11/08/20(Sun)00:10:49 >oneitis looks exactly like pic related but brunette >always saw her as beautiful >find pic related >ask anons what they think >get made fun of >girl gets called a pig faced trailer trash slut >anons make fun of her make up, hair, and bad skin Daddy 71 KB JPG No.60816531 >realize that my oneitis is not really out of my league if anons are right >gather up the courage to ask her out on date >says yes >at the end of the date hugs me >says I should hit her up whenever I wanna go out because she's always bored at home >today we go on our 2nd date >we get tipsy on wine >end up kissing in my car Thanks, robots.

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: Anonymous 08/24/23(Thu)16:27:26 No.74497490 >want to make friends >start acting like a normie >start dressing like one >quit my bad habits >be more hygenic >build up (false) confidence >go out and talk to new people >they all give you that "look" >no one wants to be your friend >they're cold and callous towards you >no matter how hard you try >you will always be an outsider >you can LARP as a normie all you want >but you never will be one >you will be alienated from society >absolutely nothing I can do to rectify this It's just so over 106 KB JPG

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File: 1268793899267.jpg -(25577 B, 350x255) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. >>> Martin Cettingville Tue, 16 Mar 2010 22:44:59 EST ID:qgkEo3Tq No.1008606A Report why slug more slug 1- Slug is so much light than snail who have shell to copy slug technology. 2- The snail use the shell beacause is a f------ faget. 3-snail got crush so easy, and you can give the slug to ur dog chew and it II still eat lettuce. 4- shell is MORE heavy than no shell. 5- some slug have internal shell because more evolved 6- Your cousin will not want to stay on your house to play slug. 7- If you trow the slug on the wall, the wall will go up. 8- Trow both on water and watch which will come up first. 9-slug at mate will make a slimecord. The snail will show dribble. 10- All slug are hermaphrodite. Snail is too but because faget 11- slug is the name of a bullet. Snail means it is slow. 12- Slug will eat carrion, slug dont give a f--- 13- slug didn't needed an upgrade. Slug is perfect James Cruzzlemot Tue, 16 Mar 2010 22:50:06 EST ID:fill1UIQ No.1008626 maybe the best thing i have ever read A

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: Anonymous >be me >25yo kv 5'6 neet >dropped out of high school at 16 >chilling in my room doing nothing >parents yelling at me for no reason and threatening me to call the cops why can't they just give up? i barely talk to them, i want nothing to do with them, it's not my fault they made me ugly, why can't they just chill? i got a 31 year old sister, she has a chad bf, they may have grandchildren one day, who knows 286 KB PNG 06/29/23(Thu)12:40:57 No.73843525 >>73843728 # : Anonymous call the cops for what, were you doing something illegal 06/29/23(Thu)12:46:36 No.73843577 >>73843728 # Anonymous >>73843525 (OP) # >why can't they just give up? i barely talk to them, i want nothing to do with them Then why do you live in their house? 06/29/23(Thu)12:49:34 No.73843607

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: Anonymous >a------ hairy since 12 >can't remember time when wiping easy >always wipe 50 times 10/27/20(Tue)23:19:59 No.838741229 >like cleaning muddy fishing net with tp >usually try to s--- just before shower >trimming pubes one day >going at gooch >go back farther >f--- it >trim asscrack >f--- it halfway there >shave crack and hole >takes like an hour >dont want to be cutting up my s------- >next day >s--- >wipe >wipe again >paper clean looking >w-- >did i miss the hole? >nope >just done wiping WHY THE F--- ISN'T THIS TAUGHT IN SCHOOL?

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File: B38DD780-5910-410D-97C2-B(...).jpg (257 KB, 750x957) ■ Anonymous 08/24/23(Thu)19:59:18 No.74498567 >>74498603 >>74498618 >>74498619 >>74498640 >>74498671 >>74498779 >>74498839 i hate modern white people so much. this is not racist as i am white and i only specifically hate the culture >karens >dog moms >troons >everyone easily offended and whining >weebs >gooning and p--- addiction >society has so many rules you cant even walk outside or talk anymore ■ Egas 08/24/23(Thu)19:59:53 No.74498572 ► Ok, whiteboi.

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