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Anonymous (ID: LIEAFR+n) Working in America 181 KB JPG 08/24/23(Thu)14:16:02 No.5592864 Irish lad here. I fell for the meme and transferred to one of the USA offices of my company. What the f--- is this s---? >Be engineer >Zero safety standards at plant sites >People wearing T shirts and jeans with zero PPE in waste storage areas >"I had to buy my own PPE if I wanted any" - operator >USA boomers are the absolute worst managers I have met in my life >Zero direction provided >All are short, morbidly obese, balding, and constantly angry >Boomer threw a tantrum yesterday and threw his books and paperwork onto the floor and marched out of the office. Would never see someone behave so childish in an Irish office. >Wants you to do something but will never give you clear directions. No emails. Always verbal so they can't be blamed for not being clear. How the f--- do yanks function like this? This isn't even some small operation. It is a Fortune 500 company's commercial manufacturing plant. This is insane. The stress it causes is f----- simply due to the complete lack of direction. I can see why you all hate working so much. This is not normal.

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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46m (8/25 2:09) 904916508 - 20 Re - 0 Img JPG 4KB (233 × 216) · download (4).jpg 9 Replies My groomer is in jail, good vibes >be me, 21F >be a dumbass and get groomed when 14 by a 20 year old dude >cut all contact with him after realizing how toxic he is >he keeps trying to add me on other accounts for over a year afterwards >Google his name to keep tabs and make sure he's staying away from me >he's currently in jail for possession of CP >read the court case >police found videos of 3-7 year old boys and girls getting r---- on his phone >he's still pleading not guilty and with a public defender ; LMAO he's so f-----. Or at least, he probably will be by the other inmates once they find out what he did. L p--- bozo

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File: img.png (99 KB, 268x388) 272 im so tired Anonymous 08/24/23(Thu)15:57:43 No.904924183 >be me >14 year old femanon >mom was abusive and killed herself when i was 4 (no questions please >dad and stepmom were kinda just meh at best, needed to get away >get into some sort of military program >be in it for most of my life, changed me for the better >get shipped off to japan >she wants nothing to do with him, and he embarrasses her >begin immediatly getting sidelined by my crush and his ex for the other kid >kinda cute tho >wake up >feels.png >red ocean, some tposing... things in the distance >the stacy friend of the kid is in the f------ sky >fuckfuckfuck >meet some f-- and his friends >have a hard crush for my guardian during the program >his ex is here >ohfuckohfuckohfuck >disgusting are all men like this guys? >split in half, essentially dead >phew >guy begins strangling me >probably some turbovirgin, i'll give him a sympathy touch >he cries on me

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: Anonymous 08/24/23(Thu)16:27:26 No.74497490 >want to make friends >start acting like a normie >start dressing like one >quit my bad habits >be more hygenic >build up (false) confidence >go out and talk to new people >they all give you that "look" >no one wants to be your friend >they're cold and callous towards you >no matter how hard you try >you will always be an outsider >you can LARP as a normie all you want >but you never will be one >you will be alienated from society >absolutely nothing I can do to rectify this It's just so over 106 KB JPG

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File: 1268793899267.jpg -(25577 B, 350x255) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. >>> Martin Cettingville Tue, 16 Mar 2010 22:44:59 EST ID:qgkEo3Tq No.1008606A Report why slug more slug 1- Slug is so much light than snail who have shell to copy slug technology. 2- The snail use the shell beacause is a f------ faget. 3-snail got crush so easy, and you can give the slug to ur dog chew and it II still eat lettuce. 4- shell is MORE heavy than no shell. 5- some slug have internal shell because more evolved 6- Your cousin will not want to stay on your house to play slug. 7- If you trow the slug on the wall, the wall will go up. 8- Trow both on water and watch which will come up first. 9-slug at mate will make a slimecord. The snail will show dribble. 10- All slug are hermaphrodite. Snail is too but because faget 11- slug is the name of a bullet. Snail means it is slow. 12- Slug will eat carrion, slug dont give a f--- 13- slug didn't needed an upgrade. Slug is perfect James Cruzzlemot Tue, 16 Mar 2010 22:50:06 EST ID:fill1UIQ No.1008626 maybe the best thing i have ever read A

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