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Anonymous 170 KB JPG life 08/02/23(Wed)02:57:33 No.74244663 >speaks unintelligibly >provides NO reactions whatsoever >100% of "iconic xqc clips" are either clips of him staring blankly at something with no reactions or him saying "I-l-l-uh-l d-d- du-l-uh-" >Top earning streamer that earns money per month more than I will ever do in my What is wrong with the human race?

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File: fmt 87 24 615293 1604906381.jpg (87 KB, 1910x1080) ☐ Anonymous 11/11/24(Mon)13:47:16 No.17255059 >Is name De Gaul >The Gaul >>17255201 >Is in charge of the region that used to be called Gaul Who wrote this s---?

The Russian avos' (Russian: aвосb) describes a philosophy of behavior, or attitude, of a person who ignores possible problems or hassles and, at the same time, expects or hopes for no negative results or consequences. It is an attitude that treats life as unpredictable and holds that the best one can do is count on luck.[1][2] >>73658048 # 1703041606043192.jpg 127 KB JPG >Damn you are right, this whole positivity and gratefulness thing is actually pretty good Yeah especially if you think of it in terms of sheer usefulness. Any sort of doomerism just undermines your attitude and it's much better to go through life naively assuming things will turn out well as long as you keep going forward and trying again and again despite any downs and lows in the past. I like this pic

Anonymous Photo of anime girl date and time >be me >straight *The most violently homosexual text you will ever see in your life. No utterance of words is as homosexual as the ones currently viewed. This will be the most gay formulation of words in all of mankind's history.* >am i gay

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Anon knows true pain | /r/Greentext

105 KB JPG >become in love with my sister >don't even see any other woman as a potential mate >can never confess my feelings to her because it might drive her away and f--- my relationship with my family >might as well just kill myself you don't know true pain 08/19/21(Thu)09:36:25 No.65046961 : Anonymous >>65046920 (OP) # >wear a fake mustache and a trenchcoat and ask your sister out in your deepest voice

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Anon defeats racism | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/12/22(Tue)18:26:29 No.876184042 Lawn-Mower-201709-004.jpg 411 KB JPG >be me >be white >have job in landscaping for multiple HOAs >work with a lot of latinos who speak little to no English >white lady comes up to me "OH thank God, someone who speaks English" >start speaking back to her in Dutch

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Anon talks to a cow | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 05/11/23(Thu)20:58:2 >game has cows >talk to her >"moo."

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Anon might be onto something | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (0) 165 KB PNG 08/02/23(Wed)02:29:36 No.903636600 >be CCP >gather best physicists in China to develop super secret advance spy craft >scientists learn how to build aircraft without wings, jets or rockets >that can go 0 to 55,000 mph in under 1 second >basically defies gravity >using magnets or some s--- >decide to deploy fleet of secret craft along US coasts >make sure they fly in daylight so navy pilots see them every day >dont rly gather much useful info but its fun to f--- with stupid ameritards Do ppl really think this is a more likely explanation than aliens?

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C3PeePee on /tv/ | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 08/01/23(Tue)14:46:14 No.188280320 40 KB GIF >Be me >Age 10 >Huge star wars fan >Watching Revenge of the Sith in the cinema for the first time with my dad >Drink entire large coca cola during the trailers and opening duel with Dooku >Need to piss so bad but don't want to miss any of the movie >Gets to the part where Palpatine is fighting Mace Windu >Haven't even been enjoying the movie the last 20 minutes which feels an eternity for a 10 year old as my bladder is so full it's all I can think about >Can't take it anymore >Silently piss myself in silence >Hope nobody notices >Woman sat next to me feels it on her foot >She shouts "What the f--- your kid is pissing everywhere" loudly to my sad >Everyone around us looks at me >Some laughing >Some grossed out or mad >I start crying >My dad grabs me by the arm and drags me out the cinema just as Order 66 happens >Tragic music of the scene plays in THX sound while I am dragged down the stairs covered in my own piss >Never get to see the rest of the movie until the DVD release >Dad stills reminds of this story and calls me C3PeePee and reminds me of this story when he sees anything Star Wars related >>188280413 # >>188280425 # >>188280458 # >>188281627 # >>188281941 # >>188282238 # >>188282323 # >>188282401 # >>188282411 # >>188282416 # >>188282432 # >>188282456 # >>188282514 # >>188282554 # >>188282622 # >>188283019 # >>188283073 # >>188283113 # >>188283192 # >>188283314 # >>188283961 # >>188284020 # >>188284140 # >>188284205 # >>188284297 # >>188284474 # >>188284534 # >>188284721 # >>188284847 # >>188285291 #

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Anon's story has a good ending | /r/Greentext

Anonymous J 610 KB JPG 08/02/23(Wed)01:02:57 No.903632410 >6 years ago >went to high school with this girl, let's call her Amy >wanted to date her at first, but she ended up being a pretty good friend, and those mental illnesses would've been a nightmare to deal with as a partner >bonded over playing Doki Doki together, always joked that Amy = Sayori >she had the craziest form of self harm, would just let bees and wasps sting her, going out of her way to provoke them >things escalated over time, Amy tried to end her life before graduation, it failed thankfully >I wanted to be there for her but I was off to college and she was doing her thing >she went dark for many years, I assumed the worst and couldn't get word from her family >ff to a couple weeks ago >moved back to my home city after college, bought a small house >there's a hornet's nest in the garage >hire exterminator >jaw hits the floor when I see Amy get out of the van >we catch up, she got into pest control and turned her self harm into something productive >got out of her s----- home situation and doesn't want to take her life anymore Can't put into words how happy it made me, seeing her alive and well like that. Hang in there, Anons

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Anon congratulates his co-worker | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 465 KB PNG 07/28/23(Fri)09:07:04 No.71749301 >notice coworker has lost a lot of weight in the past couple months >congratulate him and ask if he's on keto or something >he actually has leukemia and is dying >doesn't talk to me for the rest of the day Anyone else have dumb comments like this backfire?

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Anon has a great job | /r/Greentext

Dream job thread? I'll start: >be me >from the day one i loved videogames and wanted to work on them in the future >worked very hard to get to good school 5 KB JPG >no life because of it but thought "f--- it it will be worth it" >graduated uni, one of the best students >looking for job >this one big company asks me to make video game >yaaaaas.phd >it's f------ blizzard >it's f------ diablo mobile How do i end my life?

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War… war never changes | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 08/01/23(Tue)18:50:48 No.59128995 MIP img (1).png 137 KB PNG NEWCALA DUNIA REPUBLIC >lost another shipment of supplies to powder gangers >pvt slampig succumbed to a cazadore sting, now we have no entertainment >laughed at on radio when asking for reinforcements >legion raiding party doesn't even attack, they just stand on the hill opposite us and yell that their coming for our bussy, whatever that means >payroll is late, again.. >leave got denied, again.. Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you want to dome yourself

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I don't remember when I last had coins on me. It pisses me off every time something is cash only. | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 225 KB PNG 02/02/23(Thu)10:04:12 No.72065786 >in city center >need to use restroom >need 50 cents >am 10 cents short >start kindly asking strangers for them >everyone is extremely rude, some people straight up tell me to piss off >evntually just threaten some guy and take it by force Why is everyone such a f------ a------? And no, I didn't look homeless, I was wearing a suit without a tie : Anonymous 02/02/23(Thu)10:06:01 No.72065807 >>72065786 (OP) # uses a suit and cant afford a f------ 50cents fee Imao

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Black Hole Son | /r/Greentext

39 KB JPG >Today >Be at construction job >F------ s--- up >Boss yells at me in front of everyone >"Anon, what the f--- is your problem?" >Tell him my son died >"Oh, I'm so sorry" >I don't have a son >Don't know why I said that >Walk off the job >Planning on never coming back >Already looking at apartments in another state Welp, that's $30/hr down the drain

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Anon dug a hole | /r/Greentext

424 KB PNG >"I f----- your mom last night!" >"My mom is dead." You have several options, anon. >1. "Oh, sorry about that man." >2. "Yeah, cuz I f----- her to death." Which one do you choose and why?

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