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Dream job thread? I'll start: >be me >from the day one i loved videogames and wanted to work on them in the future >worked very hard to get to good school 5 KB JPG >no life because of it but thought "f--- it it will be worth it" >graduated uni, one of the best students >looking for job >this one big company asks me to make video game >yaaaaas.phd >it's f------ blizzard >it's f------ diablo mobile How do i end my life?

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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: Anonymous 225 KB PNG 02/02/23(Thu)10:04:12 No.72065786 >in city center >need to use restroom >need 50 cents >am 10 cents short >start kindly asking strangers for them >everyone is extremely rude, some people straight up tell me to piss off >evntually just threaten some guy and take it by force Why is everyone such a f------ a------? And no, I didn't look homeless, I was wearing a suit without a tie : Anonymous 02/02/23(Thu)10:06:01 No.72065807 >>72065786 (OP) # uses a suit and cant afford a f------ 50cents fee Imao

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39 KB JPG >Today >Be at construction job >F------ s--- up >Boss yells at me in front of everyone >"Anon, what the f--- is your problem?" >Tell him my son died >"Oh, I'm so sorry" >I don't have a son >Don't know why I said that >Walk off the job >Planning on never coming back >Already looking at apartments in another state Welp, that's $30/hr down the drain

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424 KB PNG >"I f----- your mom last night!" >"My mom is dead." You have several options, anon. >1. "Oh, sorry about that man." >2. "Yeah, cuz I f----- her to death." Which one do you choose and why?

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Anon develops a sissy fetish. | /r/Greentext

File: E0FBEA00-BE2D-4580-9FB5-3(...).jpg (240 KB, 750x663) Pics > when I bust a my inside her though I come back down to reality and realize what I've done > actually get a good look at her face and realize "she's an overweight 30 year old man in a wig Anonymous 01/15/19(Tue)02:23:50 No.49158747 [Reply] ► >>49164923 > be me > doing nofap > on day 7 start getting horny > get like incredibly horny > develop a strong sissy fetish > hop on Grindr and find a semi-passable trap in my area I've literally never felt shame like this before w-- is wrong with me... it seemed so f------ hot at the time but now I realize how disgusting I am w-- I think I'm gonna kms >>49158887 put me in the screencap Anonymous 01/15/19(Tue)11:19:19 No.49162754 File: 554180654764 gif (296 KB, 201x228) >>49158887 Dude > meet "her at a sketch motel 8 and get a room > pretty nervous so I was already a bit drunk before meeting > drink more in the room > "she" is a lot more masculine in person, realize she must use a lot of photo editing/filters > at this point I'm even more nervous but too autistic to leave Anonymous 01/15/19(Tue)13:26:57 No.49164045 ► File: 1531936622764.png (42 KB, 399x322) > just decide to f--- anyway since I already got the room and my inhibitions were lowered > "she had a decent ass though so I f--- "her" doggy > the actual sex was decent Anonymous 01/15/19(Tue)06:58:32 No.49160821 ► File: 65464.jpg (58 KB, 1178x960) >>49158887 >reverse image search >0 results I'm choosing to believe that this is fake. I need to believe that this is fake. This is fake. This is fake. Anonymous 01/15/19(Tue)07:18:35 No.49160926 ► File: 1544815501247.jpg (13 KB, 640x640) >>49158887 ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTING Anonymous 01/15/19(Tue)07:13:03 No.49160898 File: E54379B1-D947-4183-9987-7(...).jpg (245 KB, 570x845) >>49158887 Put me in the screen cap lads OP's next conquest Anonymous 01/15/15T085336 No 49161529 P Fie 1539084520302 g 23 KB, 494513) Ayu F 1531200543003 (13480x360) T1206 47 No 15211 29150012 Anonymous 01/15/19(Tue)13:19:52 No. 49163962 Fre: 1528401920699.png (400 KB, 408x487) >>42150537 the actual sex was decent The absolute f------ state of this board KUHELINE 995 w baton Avgus 154095539000032 KB, 7215) 1987 is hands down the best board on chan Anonymous 01/15/19(Tue)11:54 13 No 49163102 File: 1530451544721.gif (1.96 MB, 600x600)

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23 KB JPG >why do you guys keep calling me Anon? My name is Tyler. Anonymous Anonymous >>69403798 (OP) # Hi Tyler, hope you have a great night : Tyler

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Anonymous Tiocfaidh ár lá 6 KB JPG 08/01/23(Tue)18:36:18 No.74237598 >be me, Irish nationalist >meet cute girl on holiday a few years >back >never bother to ask her where she is from for some reason >tells me she is English >block her on everything and never speak to her again Thats what you get for occupying Northern Ireland

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NICKELOD Anonymous 12/23/20(Wed)14:04:59 No. 119838674 >No dude, corporate says we gotta use the buttons so we can keep track of inventory. Like eight people got fired for this. Why do you think I hired three ten year olds? This place is understaffed as s---. >Jimmy? I gotta be honest, I didn't even think I was coming in to work today, I smoked like five kilos of pot and I can barely stand up straight. So just follow company policy, a------.

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Anonymous #48 #23 #16 The States With The Highest (And Lowest) IQs Highest #22 #24 #14 #20 #45 08/01/23(Tue)12:58:58 No.903618718 #47 #11 #15 #11 #35 #42 849 IMG_2277.jpg 108 KB JPG #31 #50 #27 #19 #34 445 #18 #40 #37 Lowest VT-#5 #38 #21 #16 #29 #38 NH-#2 #26 RI-#3 CT - # NJ - #1 DE - #2 MD-# >see IQ map >immediately wonder what the race demographics of the states I'm not racist but keep thinking like this. Why did you make me racist /b/

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: Anonymous w-- 32 KB PNG 08/01/23(Tue) 15:30:03 No.903608077 >26 hkv with mild social anxiety >actually decent looking but just s--- confidence >met a chinese woman on an app >she is 6/10 face & 8/10 body (very slim) >good morals, very kind and we agree on a lot of stuff that gays are bad etc etc >wants to take it slow >go meet her in her city in uk >literal first date ive been on in my life >kinda nervous on first date but went well >stop overnight in a hotel >second date, so much better and im more relaxed. holding my arm and s--- >got a hug as im leaving for the train >go back home happy as s--- >talk to her for hours on the phone afterwards >she is fully into me & telling me how she's been thinking of me since I left I started working out regularly, eating well & taking care of myself. Honestly thought I'd be a virgin forever but it cannot go wrong at this point. All it took was me quitting p--- for a week for me to build up the courage to do this. chinese women are a hidden gem that my kind never even realised

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File: thiscat.png (763 KB, 557x1169) AA O Anonymous 07/31/23(Mon)16:32:13 No.74227974 [Reply] ► Need advice /r9k/ might take a few posts for context. >Be me >On tinder, dont expect anything cause im a khv >Swipe on a 10/10 hot chick >Normie looking but her bio makes it clear that shes kind of a tomboy, likes games, and makes "schizo music playlists" whatever that means. >Surprisingly its a match, I dont look that awful so its not unheard of for me but generally i lose them pretty quickly when I start talking. >Shoot my shot ask her to send me one of them schizo playlists >She responds and sends me some spotify lists. >This s--- Ilves up to the hype >Inital D soundtrack >Caramel dancing >Russian techno music >camel by camel >F------ welcome to the c-- zone >Its clear as day that this woman, is a massive degenerate. >Tell her i checked it out, ask about some of the choices >Ask her about the russian music, apparently shes a russian history nerd that can swear in russian because she played too much tarkov >Call her out on camel by camel >She says that im "a man of exceeedingly good taste" >Says she wanted to cosplay as anhka for halloween but didnt have the balls to do it >We kinda end up talking about the p--- for a little bit, I try and downplay that ive watched it because i dont want her thinking im a furry or some s---, say it was well animated and for some reason mention how it was chill to have a woman on top (i dont know why i did this either) >Shes completely chill about it, says everyones been there sometimes, mentions how shes totally gotten off to some degenerate s--- before and to not think to hard about it. >Also responds to me likeing femdom by saying and i quote "Luckly for you I can facilitate that" >I freak out a little more than id like to admit >Im to much of a bottom for this s--- >Im in love

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: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 08/01/23(Tue) 16:07:09 No.903609347 >Be me >20 at the time >Really f------ depressed >Went to therapy multiple times to no avail >Make the conscious decision that I will end my life once I'm 30 >This completely changes me as a person >Much more relaxed, outgoing, extroverted, willing to take risks because I know I won't be alive much longer to deal with any of the consequences >I now have 3 years left and don't know what to do >Obviously you would say "Well just don't do it" >But the only reason I managed to be like that is because I knew when my life would end, it was really liberating >If I know I'm gonna live past 30 I'm gonna fall back in my old ways >I just know it

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