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: Anonymous I F----- UP I F----- UP I F---(...) 23 KB PNG 07/28/22(Thu)14:20:39 No.88284621 first time greentexting, idk how this works but have to get this off my chest >be me >have c-- jar (I know) >sometimes throw small random s--- in there, bread crumbs, dead insects, that stuff >largest object there is a condom (unused, I was just testing something out) >have it just for the laughs, nothing creepy or anything >feelsgoodman >store in jar >le me 30 min ago >family members comes over for mom's birthday >bust a quick one before they arrive >jar is full of this, has dense and dark colour from all the s--- Ive thrown in there >feel kinda proud >hide it well under bed >go downstairs >interaction.exe >15 min pass. realize I forgot phone in room >go quickly >open room >mom and cousin are there >mom is dusting shelves, cousing is brooming under bed >before i can react to what was happening hear clank sound >jar falls over and rolls towards her >"whats this anon" >cousin opens it >mfw she sniffs it >I can see her gag >instant boner >fuckfuckfuckfuckfuck >mumble something out abt a science project with condensed milk >condom inside is CLEARLY visible, change of light reflection makes it obvious aff >snatch jar from her hands >phone too on my way out >rush to bathroom >sitting on toilet what the f--- do I do? maybe I should just j------- again before its all over? is there any way I can survive this?

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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