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I don't remember when I last had coins on me. It pisses me off every time something is cash only. | /r/Greentext
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![File: E0FBEA00-BE2D-4580-9FB5-3(...).jpg (240 KB, 750x663) Pics > when I bust a my inside her though I come back down to reality and realize what I've done > actually get a good look at her face and realize "she's an overweight 30 year old man in a wig Anonymous 01/15/19(Tue)02:23:50 No.49158747 [Reply] ► >>49164923 > be me > doing nofap > on day 7 start getting horny > get like incredibly horny > develop a strong sissy fetish > hop on Grindr and find a semi-passable trap in my area I've literally never felt shame like this before w-- is wrong with me... it seemed so f------ hot at the time but now I realize how disgusting I am w-- I think I'm gonna kms >>49158887 put me in the screencap Anonymous 01/15/19(Tue)11:19:19 No.49162754 File: 554180654764 gif (296 KB, 201x228) >>49158887 Dude > meet "her at a sketch motel 8 and get a room > pretty nervous so I was already a bit drunk before meeting > drink more in the room > "she" is a lot more masculine in person, realize she must use a lot of photo editing/filters > at this point I'm even more nervous but too autistic to leave Anonymous 01/15/19(Tue)13:26:57 No.49164045 ► File: 1531936622764.png (42 KB, 399x322) > just decide to f--- anyway since I already got the room and my inhibitions were lowered > "she had a decent ass though so I f--- "her" doggy > the actual sex was decent Anonymous 01/15/19(Tue)06:58:32 No.49160821 ► File: 65464.jpg (58 KB, 1178x960) >>49158887 >reverse image search >0 results I'm choosing to believe that this is fake. I need to believe that this is fake. This is fake. This is fake. Anonymous 01/15/19(Tue)07:18:35 No.49160926 ► File: 1544815501247.jpg (13 KB, 640x640) >>49158887 ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTING Anonymous 01/15/19(Tue)07:13:03 No.49160898 File: E54379B1-D947-4183-9987-7(...).jpg (245 KB, 570x845) >>49158887 Put me in the screen cap lads OP's next conquest Anonymous 01/15/15T085336 No 49161529 P Fie 1539084520302 g 23 KB, 494513) Ayu F 1531200543003 (13480x360) T1206 47 No 15211 29150012 Anonymous 01/15/19(Tue)13:19:52 No. 49163962 Fre: 1528401920699.png (400 KB, 408x487) >>42150537 the actual sex was decent The absolute f------ state of this board KUHELINE 995 w baton Avgus 154095539000032 KB, 7215) 1987 is hands down the best board on chan Anonymous 01/15/19(Tue)11:54 13 No 49163102 File: 1530451544721.gif (1.96 MB, 600x600)](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/633/187/5f4.jpg "Anon develops a sissy fetish. | /r/Greentext")
![File: thiscat.png (763 KB, 557x1169) AA O Anonymous 07/31/23(Mon)16:32:13 No.74227974 [Reply] ► Need advice /r9k/ might take a few posts for context. >Be me >On tinder, dont expect anything cause im a khv >Swipe on a 10/10 hot chick >Normie looking but her bio makes it clear that shes kind of a tomboy, likes games, and makes "schizo music playlists" whatever that means. >Surprisingly its a match, I dont look that awful so its not unheard of for me but generally i lose them pretty quickly when I start talking. >Shoot my shot ask her to send me one of them schizo playlists >She responds and sends me some spotify lists. >This s--- Ilves up to the hype >Inital D soundtrack >Caramel dancing >Russian techno music >camel by camel >F------ welcome to the c-- zone >Its clear as day that this woman, is a massive degenerate. >Tell her i checked it out, ask about some of the choices >Ask her about the russian music, apparently shes a russian history nerd that can swear in russian because she played too much tarkov >Call her out on camel by camel >She says that im "a man of exceeedingly good taste" >Says she wanted to cosplay as anhka for halloween but didnt have the balls to do it >We kinda end up talking about the p--- for a little bit, I try and downplay that ive watched it because i dont want her thinking im a furry or some s---, say it was well animated and for some reason mention how it was chill to have a woman on top (i dont know why i did this either) >Shes completely chill about it, says everyones been there sometimes, mentions how shes totally gotten off to some degenerate s--- before and to not think to hard about it. >Also responds to me likeing femdom by saying and i quote "Luckly for you I can facilitate that" >I freak out a little more than id like to admit >Im to much of a bottom for this s--- >Im in love](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/633/101/dbe.png "Anon's schizophrenia makes him think he has a gf | /r/Greentext")
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![File: larkin.png (1.02 MB, 1314x875) Anonymous (ID: ydo5HA6f) 01/14/24(Sun)19:40:20 No.455166922 [Reply]► >>455172798 >>455167327 >>455167686 >>455167728 >>455168008 >>455168096 >>455168383 >>455169463 >>455169830 >>455170063 >>455171235 How the f--- am I supposed to believe whites are the "master race" when: >They gave their women rights >Created the civilisation destroying disease known as feminism >The Germanic Franks, Anglos and French gave the k---- influence in their societies >Boomer and Gen X white men do their best to sabotage and emasculate their sons Not even shitskins are stupid enough to give women rights. Showing all replies. Anonymous (ID: cr32b8+K) 01/14/24 (Sun)19:41:30 No.455167036 >How the f--- am I supposed to believe who asked you to, n-----? oh right no one. shut the f--- up >>455167357](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/list/002/737/091/25c.png "Anon doesn't believe the whites | /r/Greentext")
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