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Anonymous PNG | 342.93 KB Monday 2024-04-22 20:33:25 2 hours ago 77228868 >Talking with female coworker >She keeps asking me about my opinion on bodycount >Tell her that a high one is disgusting to me >Wants to know how much exactly is too much for me eventhough Im saying that I dont have an exact number for that >Just say 10 because she wont stop asking >Gives me a shocked look as if I just killed someone or something Clown society 8 Replies 1 Image 4< REPLY

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Anonymous DIS-Avowed 11/27/24(Wed)05:30:27 No.695700 VIDEO GAMES 'Avowed' Art Director Matt Hansen Admits To Wanting To Make Elon Musk "Mad" And Hint Game Is Ultra Woke JOHN F. TRENT NOV 26, 2024 - PAID 3 D1 ~ OBSIDIAN MATT_HANSEN ART DIRECTOR OBSIDIAN ENTERTAINMENT OBSIDIAN Matt Hansen the art director for Xbox and Obsidian Entertainment's upcoming fi person fantasy RPG admitted that he wanted to make Elon Musk "mad" with the game. 75486787548769.png 294 KB PNG >"I will make it political just to make chuds mad" >"And i achieved it! i made people mad" >"F--- chuds!" >"Win!" >"W-wait... what's that? my game flopped?!" >"Wait... there are layoffs in my studio? how-" >"P-people didn't like me trying to make them mad!" >"t-they are bigots!" >"F--- gamers! it's rough times for game developers man, this society is failing in so many levels it's unbelievable!" >"Y-you are laughing!, there are families involved and you are laughing!"

File: Screenshot 20241127-155712.png (228 KB, 742x721) Something Happened Anonymous (ID: HG6Lars) 11/27/24(Wed)17:35:15 No.489774321 ► >Polls all indicate a Harris victory, though close >Ann Selzer poll, known as a canary in a coal mine, indicated Harris winning lowa >Trump campaign suspiciously quiet nearing the end of the campaign >Harris campaign had significant energy >North Carolina predicted to be close >Virginia unusually red >The four countries willing and able to f--- with US democracy (Iran, China, Russia, NK) stand to benefit from a Trump win (cause it's destabilizing) >Billionaires cozy up to Trump despite a Harris victory being predicted >TRUMP WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 20 YEARS A REPUBLICAN CANDIDATE WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >WITH AN APPROVAL RATING EQUIVALENT TO CANCER Bros, I'm telling you, something funky happened

☐ Anonymous 11/25/24(Mon) 10:39:13 No. 17295889 >>17295909 >>17295925 >>17295935 >>17295976 >win independence >DON'T devolve into military dictatorship or absolute monarchy >start off with fresh land and an unusually high literacy rate >neighbors are retarded savages who live at the mercy of nature >large ocean between them and European chimpouts >shitgoesdown.jpg >"here tovarish buy my land I need to fund a chimpout" >ok > "here America buy my land, I need to fund my own le chimpout" >ok >"hey America there was a chimpout in Texas we'll join you (and won't secede later) if you help" >ok >*doubles land in two years* It's amazing how well they took advantage of what they had. Many nations have completely fumbled the bag during their development. What went so right?

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Anonymous 620 KB JPG 04/22/24(Mon)13:44:27 No.917284479 >8 y/o cousin is staying over >she walks into my room late at night >"I can't sleep... can you play with me?" >"let's keep this a secret, mom doesn't want you up this late" >turns on my switch >fires up Mario Kart 8 and lets her knock herself out >she passes out a half hour later >gently pick her up and carries her back to her room, tucking her in and gently closing the door behind me >always been the "cool cousin" and this trip solidified it, now she's begging her parents for a Switch >end of story Now tell me, what were you sick f---- expecting to happen? Anonymous cool story bro Anonymous 04/22/24(Mon) 13:50:24 No.917284719 04/22/24(Mon) 13:56:36 No.917284974 when i was like 5, i would ask my tween female cousin to show me her vadina lol

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anon becomes beautiful | /r/Greentext

⠀ Anonymous 119 KB JPG 04/22/24(Mon) 13:56:59 No.77229887 i was taking 10 cold showers every day and my maxilla literally pushed itself forward i went outside and touched grass like someone from reddit told me to and i saw myself transforming from ricecel mutt into nordic chad i talked to just one(1) woman and i went from being 5'8 manlet to 6'4 chad in a blink of an eye I didn't post on 4chan for a month so women's personality detectors started to see that I'm a kind and caring man, instead of some bad misogynist nazi incel and i got surrounded by women asking me out the same day i literally look like picrel now and I've found a beautiful girlfriend bye losers

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Anon is a student of language | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 04/18/24(Thu)22:41:34 No.77188818 S 103 KB JPG >Australians speak English differently from us "Oh wow what a cool accent and interesting culture!" >Canadians speak English differently from us "Oh wow what a cool accent and interesting culture!" >Scots speak English so differently from us we're barely speaking the same language "Oh wow what a cool accent and interesting. culture!" >black Americans from the South speak English differently from us HAHA WE WUZ KINGZ N S--- HAHAHA GET IT!!! BECAUSE THEY'RE RETARDED SAVAGES WHO CAN'T SPEAK ENGLISH RIGHT LOL

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Is the loisence situation really that bad | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: ZmC5f8xy) NORTHERN BOOTLAND REPUBLIC OF RELAND VMLES ENGLAND NORWAY FRANCE 87 KB JPG 04/22/24(Mon)22:04:06 No.465817778 >can't own guns >cant own knives >can't own any weapons whatsoever >can't own kitchen cutlery >can't camp outside >can't smoke cigarettes >cant vape >can't drive unless your car is approved by government twice a year > can't into anything on uncontrolled migrant invasion >can't protest without state approval >can't defend yourself (attacker will walk free and you will face a 10 year sentence) >can't own a house (all property belongs to the crown) >almost all earnings you manage to scrape together are stolen to serve the horde >must bow to the unelected monarch >individuality is looked down upon, barely tolerated, crab bucket mentality >mafia and African/arab gangs control all major cities with machine guns and can kill and rob without consequences >even police are complete cucks and regularly get bullied by gang members How do they not kill themselves?

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Anon hates PB & J sandwiches | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 04/15/24(Mon) 14:00:42 No.20404582 GRAPE >be american IMG_0701.jpg 988 KB JPG >get two slices of cake and slather the insides with peanut flavored oil and fruit flavored sugar jelly >give this to your children as a meal Anonymous >>20404639 # Anonymous 04/15/24(Mon) 14:03:40 No.20404593 04/15/24(Mon) 14:05:10 No.20404597 Do yuropoors do anything but seethe about America on 4chan? >>20404630 # >>20404632 # >>20404639 #

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Anon ask you about how you feel | /r/Greentext

File: Fallout.png (2.09 MB, 960x1200) It's a Blast! Total Bethesda Win Anonymous 04/21/24(Sun)17:47:26 No.674108756 >NCR's capital nuke 4 years before New Vegas >NCR remnants destroyed in last episode (based, f--- taxes) >The Blassed (Based + Blessed) Enclave still alive >according to Todd 'Kino-Troll' Howard all this is canon New Vegas officially decanonised, can't wait for its remaster plus >trash everywhere, even in the inhabited places >ruin houses, even the ones with alive people in >skeletons everywhere, even in places with alive people It's Fallout 3 all over again, baby. Fallout How this make you feel, Falloutbros?

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Anon witnesses kino | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 197734067 2 hr ago ... 581.7 kB PNG >bike through the woods at night >the full moon casts rays through the trees and the heavy fog >shout "KINO!" as loud as I can YOU did this to me 8 REPLIES 4 IMAGES REPLY

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I dont get it | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 105 KB PNG 04/20/24(Sat)16:50:28 No.77202960 >mom sets out the glue traps >hear a mouse while preparing tendies >its suffering >decide to put it out of its misery >step on it with my sandal >never knew a mouse could squirm that much while its suffocating >after 20 seconds decide this just aint fast enough >step on it as hard as i can >its still twitching >stomp on it two more times >mom wakes up from my stomping, its 5 am >"Anon, what the f---" : Anonymous Was she cheesed to see it? 04/20/24(Sat) 16:53:02 No. 77202971

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Covid and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race | /r/Greentext

Anyone else feel like their mental growth has been stunted since the pandemic began Anonymous 04/22/24(Mon)13:11:29 No.77224181 >>77224192 >>77224197 >>77224205 >>77224212 >>77224273 >>77224274 >>77224292 >Be me >Pandemic began when I was just 15 >Stay inside for the most part, just browsing the web not really paying attention to what the teacher was saying in the zoom call >4 years later >Be me, 19 >Feel like I haven't matured at all and am still a 15 year old mentally

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He Who Controls the Banter Controls the Universe | /r/Greentext

>> File: 05601fe3-d228-4526-8ede-6(...).jpg (83 KB, 1080x630) ☐ Anonymous 04/21/24(Sun)02:18:36 No. 198439546 File: Baron_Channen.jpg (101 KB, 960x702) ☐ Anonymous 04/21/24(Sun)01:55:57 No.198438921 >>198438983 >>198438991 >>198439003 >>198439008 >>198439040 >>198439122 >>198439192 >>198439293 >>198439335 >>198439406 >>198439423 >>198439435 >>198439449 >>198439671 >>198440510 >>198440683 >>198442182 >>198442518 >>198442965 >>198442999 >>198443002 >>198443053 >>198444342 >>198444444 >>198444481 >>198444934 >>198445314 >>198445790 >>198445814 >>198447728 >>198447759 >>198447772 >>198447899 >>198449300 >>198450198 >>198450755 >>198452560 >>198453271 >>198455144 >>198457202 >>198457260 >>198457550 >May thy knife chip and shatter. Your response, /tv/? ☐ Anonymous 04/21/24(Sun)01:57:36 No.198438958 >>198439029 >>198439037 >>198439335 >>198439435 >>198440161 >>198440921 >>198441679 >>198441908 >>198443086 >>198444361 >>198446361 >>198449127 >>198450409 >>198451078 >>198451384 >>198451435 >>198455967 >>198457474 File: 1712757478908059.jpg (23 KB, 465x381) ☐ Anonymous 04/21/24(Sun)01:58:36 No.198438991 >>198439054 >>198439435 >>198443190 >>198444325 >>198445123 >>198445558 >>198445579 >>198445874 >>198446156 >>198447865 >>198450317 >>198450471 >>198455172 >>198457289 File: maxresdefault.jpg (33 KB, 1280x720) >>198438921 (OP) >no u ☐ Anonymous 04/21/24(Sun)02:13:22 No. 198439410 File: they're close.jpg (78 KB, 1280x534) >>198440137 >>198454070 They're close NOM DE COOM SIGN (look for janny sign) ☐ Anonymous 04/21/24(Sun)02:13:53 No. 198439423 >>198438921 (OP). >May thy rake get stepped on >> Anonymous 04/21/24(Sun)02:13:55 No. 198439426 >May thy Sneed's Feed and Seed >May thy Chuck's F--- and Suck >may your a------ spread and shatter >> Anonymous 04/21/24(Sun)02:20:14 No. 198439593 >>198444537 >>198452504 File: 1712448976858098.jpg (1.88 MB, 2727x3667) >may thy mommy squirt and shudder Anonymous 04/21/24(Sun)02:24:13 No.198439672 >>198445609 >>198445642 >>198446982 File: sexo machine.jpg (476 KB, 1472x2048) T T >may thy semen spurt and splatter ☐ Anonymous 04/21/24(Sun)04:03:26 No. 198442182 ► File: 1615956453706.png (196 KB, 710x253) POWER WORD SNEED 9th level chuck Casting Time: 1 action Range: 60 feet >> Components: V Duration: Instantaneous Classes: Bard, Sorcerer, Warlock, Wizard You utter a word of power that can compel one city-slicker you can see within range to feed instantly. If the creature you choose has a social credit score of 12 or greater, it copes. Otherwise, the spell causes you to suck and f---. >>198438921 (OP). ☐ Anonymous 04/21/24(Sun)11:28:59 No. 198452525 >May thy buck be broken, playa ☐ Anonymous 04/21/24(Sun)13:19:26 No.198455144 ►>>198455266 File: 1713212791519349.png (703 KB, 1660x767) >>198438921 (OP)

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Anon got robbed | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 102 KB JPG 04/22/24(Mon)02:59:14 No.917263950 >be me >Just got back from grocery shopping >Taking stuff into the house >Come back down to get more, notice stuff I just bought in the street OHNO.tiff >Look in the car and clearly somebody robbed me >Ice cream and juice are missing >Sad but whatever it's not much >Nothing else seems to be missing >Go back inside and try to forget about it >Reach into my pocket to grab my Switch to try to relax itsnotthere.mp3 >It's not in my pocket >Rush to the car and look desperately >Remember I briefly put it in the glove compartment so I wouldn't sit on it >Nowhere to be found >Look all over with no luck >Be extremely sad This sucks/b/ros, I don't have much in this life, I just wanna play some Smash

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Anon tries to be kinky | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: VUVVLX2d) 90 KB JPG 04/22/24(Mon)05:22:37 No.46577522 >foreplay with wife >eating her out, licking her a------ going wild >start f------ her >stick finger in pooper >1cm into the hole, I touch a hard turd The nerve of this bitch to let me slobber over her a------ while she had a log knocking. >>465775352 # >>465775613 # >>465776620 # >>465777555 # >>465777719 # >>465778066 # >>465778088 # >>465778356 # >>465779438 # >>465779574 # >>465780617 #

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