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Anonymous PNG | 342.93 KB Monday 2024-04-22 20:33:25 2 hours ago 77228868 >Talking with female coworker >She keeps asking me about my opinion on bodycount >Tell her that a high one is disgusting to me >Wants to know how much exactly is too much for me eventhough Im saying that I dont have an exact number for that >Just say 10 because she wont stop asking >Gives me a shocked look as if I just killed someone or something Clown society 8 Replies 1 Image 4< REPLY

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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Anon gets a visit from his cousin | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 620 KB JPG 04/22/24(Mon)13:44:27 No.917284479 >8 y/o cousin is staying over >she walks into my room late at night >"I can't sleep... can you play with me?" >"let's keep this a secret, mom doesn't want you up this late" >turns on my switch >fires up Mario Kart 8 and lets her knock herself out >she passes out a half hour later >gently pick her up and carries her back to her room, tucking her in and gently closing the door behind me >always been the "cool cousin" and this trip solidified it, now she's begging her parents for a Switch >end of story Now tell me, what were you sick f---- expecting to happen? Anonymous cool story bro Anonymous 04/22/24(Mon) 13:50:24 No.917284719 04/22/24(Mon) 13:56:36 No.917284974 when i was like 5, i would ask my tween female cousin to show me her vadina lol

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anon becomes beautiful | /r/Greentext

⠀ Anonymous 119 KB JPG 04/22/24(Mon) 13:56:59 No.77229887 i was taking 10 cold showers every day and my maxilla literally pushed itself forward i went outside and touched grass like someone from reddit told me to and i saw myself transforming from ricecel mutt into nordic chad i talked to just one(1) woman and i went from being 5'8 manlet to 6'4 chad in a blink of an eye I didn't post on 4chan for a month so women's personality detectors started to see that I'm a kind and caring man, instead of some bad misogynist nazi incel and i got surrounded by women asking me out the same day i literally look like picrel now and I've found a beautiful girlfriend bye losers

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Anon is a student of language | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 04/18/24(Thu)22:41:34 No.77188818 S 103 KB JPG >Australians speak English differently from us "Oh wow what a cool accent and interesting culture!" >Canadians speak English differently from us "Oh wow what a cool accent and interesting culture!" >Scots speak English so differently from us we're barely speaking the same language "Oh wow what a cool accent and interesting. culture!" >black Americans from the South speak English differently from us HAHA WE WUZ KINGZ N S--- HAHAHA GET IT!!! BECAUSE THEY'RE RETARDED SAVAGES WHO CAN'T SPEAK ENGLISH RIGHT LOL

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Is the loisence situation really that bad | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: ZmC5f8xy) NORTHERN BOOTLAND REPUBLIC OF RELAND VMLES ENGLAND NORWAY FRANCE 87 KB JPG 04/22/24(Mon)22:04:06 No.465817778 >can't own guns >cant own knives >can't own any weapons whatsoever >can't own kitchen cutlery >can't camp outside >can't smoke cigarettes >cant vape >can't drive unless your car is approved by government twice a year > can't into anything on uncontrolled migrant invasion >can't protest without state approval >can't defend yourself (attacker will walk free and you will face a 10 year sentence) >can't own a house (all property belongs to the crown) >almost all earnings you manage to scrape together are stolen to serve the horde >must bow to the unelected monarch >individuality is looked down upon, barely tolerated, crab bucket mentality >mafia and African/arab gangs control all major cities with machine guns and can kill and rob without consequences >even police are complete cucks and regularly get bullied by gang members How do they not kill themselves?

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Anon hates PB & J sandwiches | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 04/15/24(Mon) 14:00:42 No.20404582 GRAPE >be american IMG_0701.jpg 988 KB JPG >get two slices of cake and slather the insides with peanut flavored oil and fruit flavored sugar jelly >give this to your children as a meal Anonymous >>20404639 # Anonymous 04/15/24(Mon) 14:03:40 No.20404593 04/15/24(Mon) 14:05:10 No.20404597 Do yuropoors do anything but seethe about America on 4chan? >>20404630 # >>20404632 # >>20404639 #

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Anon ask you about how you feel | /r/Greentext

File: Fallout.png (2.09 MB, 960x1200) It's a Blast! Total Bethesda Win Anonymous 04/21/24(Sun)17:47:26 No.674108756 >NCR's capital nuke 4 years before New Vegas >NCR remnants destroyed in last episode (based, f--- taxes) >The Blassed (Based + Blessed) Enclave still alive >according to Todd 'Kino-Troll' Howard all this is canon New Vegas officially decanonised, can't wait for its remaster plus >trash everywhere, even in the inhabited places >ruin houses, even the ones with alive people in >skeletons everywhere, even in places with alive people It's Fallout 3 all over again, baby. Fallout How this make you feel, Falloutbros?

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Anon witnesses kino | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 197734067 2 hr ago ... 581.7 kB PNG >bike through the woods at night >the full moon casts rays through the trees and the heavy fog >shout "KINO!" as loud as I can YOU did this to me 8 REPLIES 4 IMAGES REPLY

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I dont get it | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 105 KB PNG 04/20/24(Sat)16:50:28 No.77202960 >mom sets out the glue traps >hear a mouse while preparing tendies >its suffering >decide to put it out of its misery >step on it with my sandal >never knew a mouse could squirm that much while its suffocating >after 20 seconds decide this just aint fast enough >step on it as hard as i can >its still twitching >stomp on it two more times >mom wakes up from my stomping, its 5 am >"Anon, what the f---" : Anonymous Was she cheesed to see it? 04/20/24(Sat) 16:53:02 No. 77202971

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Covid and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race | /r/Greentext

Anyone else feel like their mental growth has been stunted since the pandemic began Anonymous 04/22/24(Mon)13:11:29 No.77224181 >>77224192 >>77224197 >>77224205 >>77224212 >>77224273 >>77224274 >>77224292 >Be me >Pandemic began when I was just 15 >Stay inside for the most part, just browsing the web not really paying attention to what the teacher was saying in the zoom call >4 years later >Be me, 19 >Feel like I haven't matured at all and am still a 15 year old mentally

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He Who Controls the Banter Controls the Universe | /r/Greentext

>> File: 05601fe3-d228-4526-8ede-6(...).jpg (83 KB, 1080x630) ☐ Anonymous 04/21/24(Sun)02:18:36 No. 198439546 File: Baron_Channen.jpg (101 KB, 960x702) ☐ Anonymous 04/21/24(Sun)01:55:57 No.198438921 >>198438983 >>198438991 >>198439003 >>198439008 >>198439040 >>198439122 >>198439192 >>198439293 >>198439335 >>198439406 >>198439423 >>198439435 >>198439449 >>198439671 >>198440510 >>198440683 >>198442182 >>198442518 >>198442965 >>198442999 >>198443002 >>198443053 >>198444342 >>198444444 >>198444481 >>198444934 >>198445314 >>198445790 >>198445814 >>198447728 >>198447759 >>198447772 >>198447899 >>198449300 >>198450198 >>198450755 >>198452560 >>198453271 >>198455144 >>198457202 >>198457260 >>198457550 >May thy knife chip and shatter. Your response, /tv/? ☐ Anonymous 04/21/24(Sun)01:57:36 No.198438958 >>198439029 >>198439037 >>198439335 >>198439435 >>198440161 >>198440921 >>198441679 >>198441908 >>198443086 >>198444361 >>198446361 >>198449127 >>198450409 >>198451078 >>198451384 >>198451435 >>198455967 >>198457474 File: 1712757478908059.jpg (23 KB, 465x381) ☐ Anonymous 04/21/24(Sun)01:58:36 No.198438991 >>198439054 >>198439435 >>198443190 >>198444325 >>198445123 >>198445558 >>198445579 >>198445874 >>198446156 >>198447865 >>198450317 >>198450471 >>198455172 >>198457289 File: maxresdefault.jpg (33 KB, 1280x720) >>198438921 (OP) >no u ☐ Anonymous 04/21/24(Sun)02:13:22 No. 198439410 File: they're close.jpg (78 KB, 1280x534) >>198440137 >>198454070 They're close NOM DE COOM SIGN (look for janny sign) ☐ Anonymous 04/21/24(Sun)02:13:53 No. 198439423 >>198438921 (OP). >May thy rake get stepped on >> Anonymous 04/21/24(Sun)02:13:55 No. 198439426 >May thy Sneed's Feed and Seed >May thy Chuck's F--- and Suck >may your a------ spread and shatter >> Anonymous 04/21/24(Sun)02:20:14 No. 198439593 >>198444537 >>198452504 File: 1712448976858098.jpg (1.88 MB, 2727x3667) >may thy mommy squirt and shudder Anonymous 04/21/24(Sun)02:24:13 No.198439672 >>198445609 >>198445642 >>198446982 File: sexo machine.jpg (476 KB, 1472x2048) T T >may thy semen spurt and splatter ☐ Anonymous 04/21/24(Sun)04:03:26 No. 198442182 ► File: 1615956453706.png (196 KB, 710x253) POWER WORD SNEED 9th level chuck Casting Time: 1 action Range: 60 feet >> Components: V Duration: Instantaneous Classes: Bard, Sorcerer, Warlock, Wizard You utter a word of power that can compel one city-slicker you can see within range to feed instantly. If the creature you choose has a social credit score of 12 or greater, it copes. Otherwise, the spell causes you to suck and f---. >>198438921 (OP). ☐ Anonymous 04/21/24(Sun)11:28:59 No. 198452525 >May thy buck be broken, playa ☐ Anonymous 04/21/24(Sun)13:19:26 No.198455144 ►>>198455266 File: 1713212791519349.png (703 KB, 1660x767) >>198438921 (OP)

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Anon got robbed | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 102 KB JPG 04/22/24(Mon)02:59:14 No.917263950 >be me >Just got back from grocery shopping >Taking stuff into the house >Come back down to get more, notice stuff I just bought in the street OHNO.tiff >Look in the car and clearly somebody robbed me >Ice cream and juice are missing >Sad but whatever it's not much >Nothing else seems to be missing >Go back inside and try to forget about it >Reach into my pocket to grab my Switch to try to relax itsnotthere.mp3 >It's not in my pocket >Rush to the car and look desperately >Remember I briefly put it in the glove compartment so I wouldn't sit on it >Nowhere to be found >Look all over with no luck >Be extremely sad This sucks/b/ros, I don't have much in this life, I just wanna play some Smash

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Anon tries to be kinky | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: VUVVLX2d) 90 KB JPG 04/22/24(Mon)05:22:37 No.46577522 >foreplay with wife >eating her out, licking her a------ going wild >start f------ her >stick finger in pooper >1cm into the hole, I touch a hard turd The nerve of this bitch to let me slobber over her a------ while she had a log knocking. >>465775352 # >>465775613 # >>465776620 # >>465777555 # >>465777719 # >>465778066 # >>465778088 # >>465778356 # >>465779438 # >>465779574 # >>465780617 #

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