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: Anonymous 145 KB JPG 04/29/22 (Fri) 17:32:59 No.877174970 >i go almost daily to buy kebab from the same place (close both to my house and my work place) >There is this underpaid and overworked arab guy that makes the kebab >I always tip 50% >He always packs my kebab with more meat than usual >He also knows how i like it, big and spicy with all the sauces and a diet pepsi >He gets verry happy when he sees me and he calls me ,,boss,, and ,,brother,, >Today i was sad af but the ,,hello boss, the usual?" Made me feel better >Kebab heals people

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File: fmt 87 24 615293 1604906381.jpg (87 KB, 1910x1080) ☐ Anonymous 11/11/24(Mon)13:47:16 No.17255059 >Is name De Gaul >The Gaul >>17255201 >Is in charge of the region that used to be called Gaul Who wrote this s---?

The Russian avos' (Russian: aвосb) describes a philosophy of behavior, or attitude, of a person who ignores possible problems or hassles and, at the same time, expects or hopes for no negative results or consequences. It is an attitude that treats life as unpredictable and holds that the best one can do is count on luck.[1][2] >>73658048 # 1703041606043192.jpg 127 KB JPG >Damn you are right, this whole positivity and gratefulness thing is actually pretty good Yeah especially if you think of it in terms of sheer usefulness. Any sort of doomerism just undermines your attitude and it's much better to go through life naively assuming things will turn out well as long as you keep going forward and trying again and again despite any downs and lows in the past. I like this pic

Anonymous Photo of anime girl date and time >be me >straight *The most violently homosexual text you will ever see in your life. No utterance of words is as homosexual as the ones currently viewed. This will be the most gay formulation of words in all of mankind's history.* >am i gay

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Anon spends his last day at work | /r/Greentext

File: 1000007201.jpg (32 KB, 381x410) Anonymous 08/31/23(Thu)14:22:33 No.905298764 >>905298822 whats your favorite "last day at work burning bridge" story? >Be my friend >Last day of an almost 10 year career of being a FedEx dispatcher >Management are a bunch of abusive c---- >Friend lands a better job at UPS >*Last day arrives >Friend dispatches 6 different tractor trailer drivers to go to the wrong FedEx buildings in the wrong states. >All 6 drivers laughed because they knew what he was doing cause they hated working their aswell >"Just following orders lol" >Trailers leave >Friend quits Wish I knew the story of what happened next, but I don't. still funny.

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Anon admires the beautiful Eclipse........ | /r/Greentext

>be at party >9/10 checking me out >dance with her >stare in eyes >shes got moon earrings >F--- JUST REMEMBERED >run out of party >drive home >spend whole night checking out lunar eclipse >no regrets

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Femanon discovers their kink | /r/Greentext

File: download.jpg (18 KB, 197x256) Anonymous 08/31/23(Thu)14:05:39 No.74574750 >>74574765 >>74574767 >>74574785 >22 yo fembot >always knew I was into weird kink s--- ever since I was a kid >thought i was only into bondage >discover recently I'm into abdl >not into age regression, think it's creepy, but the idea of being forced to wear a diaper while tied up turns me on >not into the idea of actually using it, it just looks humiliating and comfy >start buying p--- from fetish websites made just for that >join abdl centric discords >never actually wear diapers >have a bf who's also kinky but know he would never be okay with that sort of thing if I told him >the temptation to buy them and wear them in secret keeps coming back >really wanna but also feel like a gross degenerate I feel really ashamed and gross but should I? I know I'm not normal but I'm not hurting anyone am I?

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Anon plays Baldur’s Gate 3. | /r/Greentext

>>649083023 # >>649083097 # >walking around the city >oh, what lovely weather, lets stargaze! >CAN YOU SUCK MY C---? >uhh... no. 83 KB JPG >keep walking >oh look, a potion shop! >I WANNA F--- YOU IN THE ASS >no! stop it! let me walk in peace! or lets talk about our adventure! >I WANT TO GOBBLE YOUR C-- AND HAVE AND O--- this is how playing BG3 feels like.

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Anon played soccer as a kid | /r/Greentext

File: slutty c---- nude female (...).jpg (737 KB, 1909x891) Experiences that caused you to hate women Anonymous 08/31/23(Thu)10:58:00 No.74573751 >>74573772 >>74573778 >Be me, manlet >Played soccer as a kid in boys U/10s division >After I finished my early morning game had to hang around for a few hours because parents were coaches for other teams >Girls teams start playing >My club's girl team is getting hammered >Someone notices me on the side line >Girl's team coach: "Hey kid, would be able to go in an help us out?" >Me: "Um no, theyre girls" >Coach: "Come on dude it doesn't matter, you're as big as they are" >Me: "NO!" >Crowd: "GO ON JUST GO OUT THERE! COME ONNNN!!!!! DO IT!!!!!!!" >Get gaslit on by all the parents, too scared to stand my ground at 10 years old >Girls on opposing team start sniggering and whispering to each other about me >Whistle blows >Go for the ball and get elbowed in the face by by big fat chick >Everyone laughs >Spend entire game basically carrying my team because they're useless c---- >Constantly getting slide tackled, pushed over etc >Ref just laughs and does nothing >Girls on my team also start laughing at me >chase ball towards goal, get around 3 girls, come up to last defender and shoulder charge her making her eat s--- >Score >*WHISTLE* >Audible "WOOH!" erupts from both sides >All the girls on opposing team attack me, punching, kicking, scratching >Ref: "OI! YOU CAN'T DO THAT!" and red cards me >Me, covered in scratches and bruises, jersey torn: "Theyve been hitting me and tackling me since I came on!!!" >Ref: "I DON'T CARE, YOU DON'T HIT GIRLS! GET OFF THE FIELD! GO!!" >Crowd boos as I walk off >One karen yells "Feel good about yourself little man!?" F--- women. Pic unrelated

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Anon converses with the replicant | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 140 KB PNG >be me >19 03/20/23(Mon)20:29:04 No.72649367 >watch the news >see story about dentist who killed his wife >later mom asks me if i watched the news >tell her i did >asks me if i saw the story about the dentist who killed his wife >tell her i did >asks me "what do you think happened" excuse me? >respond with "i think he killed his wife" >asks me "what do you think he should've done" >respond with "i think he shouldn't have killed her" >she responds with "yeah" >later she comes into my room and tells me "it's good to watch the news so that you can have an opinion on the news" am i autistic? is she autistic? is this normal human conversation? i think i hate talking now

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Anon is retarded. | /r/Greentext

AMAZON INVINCIBLE 2.71 MB PNG : Anonymous Anon, I... >Character is called Invincible >You can clearly see him 08/25/23(Fri)16:24:20 No.189153091

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Anon destabilizes the black community | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 217 KB PNG 08/30/23(Wed)11:36:42 No.905251346 >be me >Troll on twitter as fake liberal professors using hyperbolic liberal talking points to make fun of them >Call math racist, call classical music racist, call global warming racist >mfw actual liberals start saying math is racist >things inspired by George orwells 2+2=5 are repeated by professors >mfw blacks stop taking math seriously, dropping out at higher rates exponentially increasing their risk of prison and becoming a career criminal

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Anon gets to bottom (of it) | /r/Greentext

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Anon has seen too much porn......... | /r/Greentext

>coworker asked me to look at her internet after work >go to her room, fix internet, notice panties on floor >the urge arises.png >ask to use her bathroom, "stomach isnt feeling good" >turn on fan to silence noise, fap > walk out of bathroom, shes sitting at laptop >anon, did you just masturbate in my bathroom >p---- scenes flash in my mind >this is my chance >"yes" >get kicked out

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Anon tests positive for HIV | /r/Greentext

File: images.jpg (8 KB, 225x225) soup time Soup time Anonymous 08/31/23(Thu)06:18:18 No.74571821 >>74571946 >>74572096 >>74572276 >Be me >test positive for hiv because I'm a f-----. >tell grandma I'm sick with hiv >she makes a warm face "you will get well soon, I will take care of you." >sit in shock because I expected her to be livid >tfw she makes me a bowl of chicken noodle soup >I cry a bit but make sure she doesn't notice >she takes my temperature with a thermometer. >"you dont have a fever anon" >tfw she gives me a hug and tells me it will get better and I should rest to sleep it off. >realize grandma doesn't know what hiv is >tfw you realize your grandma has gone senile Anonymous 08/31/23(Thu)06:35:25 No.74571946 >>74571821 (OP) # You should get tested again. Your grandmother may just very well be a witch and has given you her 1000 year old panacea cure.

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High body count = Good moms & wives | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous melly → @mellybysea 08/26/23(Sat)22:40:50 No.74519275 Some of you won't like this but a decent bodycount is required for a girl/woman to become satisfied with being a wife and mother. Otherwise there will always be an element of what if. An undercurrent of threat bubbling under the surface of tranquil domesticity... 10:59 AM - Aug 20, 2023 324.9K Views 49 Reposts 245 Quotes 898 Likes 237 Bookmarks bodycount.png 25 KB PNG 口 Women literally need high bodycounts to be good mothers and wives, what part of this don't you understand, huh incels?

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