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: Anonymous 140 KB PNG >be me >19 03/20/23(Mon)20:29:04 No.72649367 >watch the news >see story about dentist who killed his wife >later mom asks me if i watched the news >tell her i did >asks me if i saw the story about the dentist who killed his wife >tell her i did >asks me "what do you think happened" excuse me? >respond with "i think he killed his wife" >asks me "what do you think he should've done" >respond with "i think he shouldn't have killed her" >she responds with "yeah" >later she comes into my room and tells me "it's good to watch the news so that you can have an opinion on the news" am i autistic? is she autistic? is this normal human conversation? i think i hate talking now

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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File: images.jpg (8 KB, 225x225) soup time Soup time Anonymous 08/31/23(Thu)06:18:18 No.74571821 >>74571946 >>74572096 >>74572276 >Be me >test positive for hiv because I'm a f-----. >tell grandma I'm sick with hiv >she makes a warm face "you will get well soon, I will take care of you." >sit in shock because I expected her to be livid >tfw she makes me a bowl of chicken noodle soup >I cry a bit but make sure she doesn't notice >she takes my temperature with a thermometer. >"you dont have a fever anon" >tfw she gives me a hug and tells me it will get better and I should rest to sleep it off. >realize grandma doesn't know what hiv is >tfw you realize your grandma has gone senile Anonymous 08/31/23(Thu)06:35:25 No.74571946 >>74571821 (OP) # You should get tested again. Your grandmother may just very well be a witch and has given you her 1000 year old panacea cure.

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