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AMAZON INVINCIBLE 2.71 MB PNG : Anonymous Anon, I... >Character is called Invincible >You can clearly see him 08/25/23(Fri)16:24:20 No.189153091

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File: fmt 87 24 615293 1604906381.jpg (87 KB, 1910x1080) ☐ Anonymous 11/11/24(Mon)13:47:16 No.17255059 >Is name De Gaul >The Gaul >>17255201 >Is in charge of the region that used to be called Gaul Who wrote this s---?

The Russian avos' (Russian: aвосb) describes a philosophy of behavior, or attitude, of a person who ignores possible problems or hassles and, at the same time, expects or hopes for no negative results or consequences. It is an attitude that treats life as unpredictable and holds that the best one can do is count on luck.[1][2] >>73658048 # 1703041606043192.jpg 127 KB JPG >Damn you are right, this whole positivity and gratefulness thing is actually pretty good Yeah especially if you think of it in terms of sheer usefulness. Any sort of doomerism just undermines your attitude and it's much better to go through life naively assuming things will turn out well as long as you keep going forward and trying again and again despite any downs and lows in the past. I like this pic

Anonymous Photo of anime girl date and time >be me >straight *The most violently homosexual text you will ever see in your life. No utterance of words is as homosexual as the ones currently viewed. This will be the most gay formulation of words in all of mankind's history.* >am i gay

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Anon destabilizes the black community | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 217 KB PNG 08/30/23(Wed)11:36:42 No.905251346 >be me >Troll on twitter as fake liberal professors using hyperbolic liberal talking points to make fun of them >Call math racist, call classical music racist, call global warming racist >mfw actual liberals start saying math is racist >things inspired by George orwells 2+2=5 are repeated by professors >mfw blacks stop taking math seriously, dropping out at higher rates exponentially increasing their risk of prison and becoming a career criminal

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Anon gets to bottom (of it) | /r/Greentext

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Anon has seen too much porn......... | /r/Greentext

>coworker asked me to look at her internet after work >go to her room, fix internet, notice panties on floor >the urge arises.png >ask to use her bathroom, "stomach isnt feeling good" >turn on fan to silence noise, fap > walk out of bathroom, shes sitting at laptop >anon, did you just masturbate in my bathroom >p---- scenes flash in my mind >this is my chance >"yes" >get kicked out

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Anon tests positive for HIV | /r/Greentext

File: images.jpg (8 KB, 225x225) soup time Soup time Anonymous 08/31/23(Thu)06:18:18 No.74571821 >>74571946 >>74572096 >>74572276 >Be me >test positive for hiv because I'm a f-----. >tell grandma I'm sick with hiv >she makes a warm face "you will get well soon, I will take care of you." >sit in shock because I expected her to be livid >tfw she makes me a bowl of chicken noodle soup >I cry a bit but make sure she doesn't notice >she takes my temperature with a thermometer. >"you dont have a fever anon" >tfw she gives me a hug and tells me it will get better and I should rest to sleep it off. >realize grandma doesn't know what hiv is >tfw you realize your grandma has gone senile Anonymous 08/31/23(Thu)06:35:25 No.74571946 >>74571821 (OP) # You should get tested again. Your grandmother may just very well be a witch and has given you her 1000 year old panacea cure.

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High body count = Good moms & wives | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous melly → @mellybysea 08/26/23(Sat)22:40:50 No.74519275 Some of you won't like this but a decent bodycount is required for a girl/woman to become satisfied with being a wife and mother. Otherwise there will always be an element of what if. An undercurrent of threat bubbling under the surface of tranquil domesticity... 10:59 AM - Aug 20, 2023 324.9K Views 49 Reposts 245 Quotes 898 Likes 237 Bookmarks bodycount.png 25 KB PNG 口 Women literally need high bodycounts to be good mothers and wives, what part of this don't you understand, huh incels?

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Femanon has a dream | /r/Greentext

File: loona-helluva-boss-what.gif (1.49 MB, 469x264) Anonymous 08/31/23(Thu)00:45:27 No.74568871 >>74568990 >>74569025 >>74569042 >>74569050 >>74569255 >>74571097 >>74571117 >>74571135 >>74572001 >>74572011 >>74572073 >>74572204 >>74568884 >had a dream where I was pregnant and gave birth to a baby boy >named him, spent time cuddling him, dressed him up >woke up and he was gone >felt a terrible sense of grief for my dream baby Any other fembots had this happen? Apparently this isn't that uncommon, I googled it to see. I already wanted kids but this kicked it into overdrive sage 08/31/23(Thu)00:46:25 No.74568884 >>74571123 >>74568871 (OP) # unfortunately, this dream will never become a reality, as you are not a biological woman.

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ANONYMOUS STORY | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 14 KB PNG 01/01/22(Sat)11:45:33 No.869742120 >be me >in class >talking to some gay dude about politics >unsurprisingly liberal >he brings up some supposed law where you are allowed to kill gay people in texas >completely serious >tell him thats b------- >he insists its not >??? >search it up on google and nothing comes up >he says that he knows that it is real >he then asks if im gay >no >"if you arent gay you shouldnt be commenting on issues regarding them" what the f---

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Anon gets her number | /r/Greentext

>be filling up gas in my car >watching the money counter get close to $30.00 >slow down >$29.84 >$29.95 >$29.98 >do i risk it? >go for it >$30.00 BOOM >go in to pay and the cashier is a cute girl >she smiles at me and says that'll be $30 please >i give her the money >she hands me a receipt with her phone number on it >call me, she says, i like a guy who is good with his fingers >me turn around 360 degrees and walk away i am too scared to call her, but man do i feel good for hitting those 000 trips

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Anon doesn't understand | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 765 KB PNG 09/22/18(Sat)21:16:31 No.48287782 >7 year old cousin is over >She wants to play the PS4 in my room >Mom tells me to "keep the door open" What the f--- did she mean by this? 37 Replies / 2 Images View Thread

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Anon perpetrates a reality glitch. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 05/17/13(Fri)15:28 No.12646957 One time I perpetrated a reality glitch on my gf. >Be in college >Walk gf to bus stop that takes her to the building her classroom is in. (It's a big college.) >She gets on bus. >I start sprinting towards a bike I had placed hours earlier at a bike rack. >Look behind me as I ride away, bus doesn't leave until about 30 seconds after I take off. >Make it to the building (1 mile from where I started) >Quickly lock bike up and go just inside the doorway of the building. >See bus approaching. >Walk outside >Just happen to run into gf >Say hey, what's up? >She is visibly shaken, and asks how I got here. >I explain that I had to use the building's computer lab after class and was just leaving. >She says she was just talking to me 3 minutes ago. >I just roll my eyes, chuckle and walk away >Later learn she had a panic attack and threw up in the bathroom. >I haven't told her what really happened to this day.

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Anon has a chocolate factory | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 08/30/16(Tue)00:11:16 No.701780966 image.jpg 72 KB JPG >MFW I finally inherit that chocolate factory

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Anon waves | /r/Greentext

82 KB JPG >be me >not helpless coomer >meet femboy >wave >he waves back >hes a normal human >we go on with our separate lives

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