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AMAZON INVINCIBLE 2.71 MB PNG : Anonymous Anon, I... >Character is called Invincible >You can clearly see him 08/25/23(Fri)16:24:20 No.189153091

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Anonymous DIS-Avowed 11/27/24(Wed)05:30:27 No.695700 VIDEO GAMES 'Avowed' Art Director Matt Hansen Admits To Wanting To Make Elon Musk "Mad" And Hint Game Is Ultra Woke JOHN F. TRENT NOV 26, 2024 - PAID 3 D1 ~ OBSIDIAN MATT_HANSEN ART DIRECTOR OBSIDIAN ENTERTAINMENT OBSIDIAN Matt Hansen the art director for Xbox and Obsidian Entertainment's upcoming fi person fantasy RPG admitted that he wanted to make Elon Musk "mad" with the game. 75486787548769.png 294 KB PNG >"I will make it political just to make chuds mad" >"And i achieved it! i made people mad" >"F--- chuds!" >"Win!" >"W-wait... what's that? my game flopped?!" >"Wait... there are layoffs in my studio? how-" >"P-people didn't like me trying to make them mad!" >"t-they are bigots!" >"F--- gamers! it's rough times for game developers man, this society is failing in so many levels it's unbelievable!" >"Y-you are laughing!, there are families involved and you are laughing!"

File: Screenshot 20241127-155712.png (228 KB, 742x721) Something Happened Anonymous (ID: HG6Lars) 11/27/24(Wed)17:35:15 No.489774321 ► >Polls all indicate a Harris victory, though close >Ann Selzer poll, known as a canary in a coal mine, indicated Harris winning lowa >Trump campaign suspiciously quiet nearing the end of the campaign >Harris campaign had significant energy >North Carolina predicted to be close >Virginia unusually red >The four countries willing and able to f--- with US democracy (Iran, China, Russia, NK) stand to benefit from a Trump win (cause it's destabilizing) >Billionaires cozy up to Trump despite a Harris victory being predicted >TRUMP WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 20 YEARS A REPUBLICAN CANDIDATE WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >WITH AN APPROVAL RATING EQUIVALENT TO CANCER Bros, I'm telling you, something funky happened

☐ Anonymous 11/25/24(Mon) 10:39:13 No. 17295889 >>17295909 >>17295925 >>17295935 >>17295976 >win independence >DON'T devolve into military dictatorship or absolute monarchy >start off with fresh land and an unusually high literacy rate >neighbors are retarded savages who live at the mercy of nature >large ocean between them and European chimpouts >shitgoesdown.jpg >"here tovarish buy my land I need to fund a chimpout" >ok > "here America buy my land, I need to fund my own le chimpout" >ok >"hey America there was a chimpout in Texas we'll join you (and won't secede later) if you help" >ok >*doubles land in two years* It's amazing how well they took advantage of what they had. Many nations have completely fumbled the bag during their development. What went so right?

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: Anonymous 217 KB PNG 08/30/23(Wed)11:36:42 No.905251346 >be me >Troll on twitter as fake liberal professors using hyperbolic liberal talking points to make fun of them >Call math racist, call classical music racist, call global warming racist >mfw actual liberals start saying math is racist >things inspired by George orwells 2+2=5 are repeated by professors >mfw blacks stop taking math seriously, dropping out at higher rates exponentially increasing their risk of prison and becoming a career criminal

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>coworker asked me to look at her internet after work >go to her room, fix internet, notice panties on floor >the urge arises.png >ask to use her bathroom, "stomach isnt feeling good" >turn on fan to silence noise, fap > walk out of bathroom, shes sitting at laptop >anon, did you just masturbate in my bathroom >p---- scenes flash in my mind >this is my chance >"yes" >get kicked out

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File: images.jpg (8 KB, 225x225) soup time Soup time Anonymous 08/31/23(Thu)06:18:18 No.74571821 >>74571946 >>74572096 >>74572276 >Be me >test positive for hiv because I'm a f-----. >tell grandma I'm sick with hiv >she makes a warm face "you will get well soon, I will take care of you." >sit in shock because I expected her to be livid >tfw she makes me a bowl of chicken noodle soup >I cry a bit but make sure she doesn't notice >she takes my temperature with a thermometer. >"you dont have a fever anon" >tfw she gives me a hug and tells me it will get better and I should rest to sleep it off. >realize grandma doesn't know what hiv is >tfw you realize your grandma has gone senile Anonymous 08/31/23(Thu)06:35:25 No.74571946 >>74571821 (OP) # You should get tested again. Your grandmother may just very well be a witch and has given you her 1000 year old panacea cure.

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High body count = Good moms & wives | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous melly → @mellybysea 08/26/23(Sat)22:40:50 No.74519275 Some of you won't like this but a decent bodycount is required for a girl/woman to become satisfied with being a wife and mother. Otherwise there will always be an element of what if. An undercurrent of threat bubbling under the surface of tranquil domesticity... 10:59 AM - Aug 20, 2023 324.9K Views 49 Reposts 245 Quotes 898 Likes 237 Bookmarks bodycount.png 25 KB PNG 口 Women literally need high bodycounts to be good mothers and wives, what part of this don't you understand, huh incels?

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File: loona-helluva-boss-what.gif (1.49 MB, 469x264) Anonymous 08/31/23(Thu)00:45:27 No.74568871 >>74568990 >>74569025 >>74569042 >>74569050 >>74569255 >>74571097 >>74571117 >>74571135 >>74572001 >>74572011 >>74572073 >>74572204 >>74568884 >had a dream where I was pregnant and gave birth to a baby boy >named him, spent time cuddling him, dressed him up >woke up and he was gone >felt a terrible sense of grief for my dream baby Any other fembots had this happen? Apparently this isn't that uncommon, I googled it to see. I already wanted kids but this kicked it into overdrive sage 08/31/23(Thu)00:46:25 No.74568884 >>74571123 >>74568871 (OP) # unfortunately, this dream will never become a reality, as you are not a biological woman.

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Anonymous 14 KB PNG 01/01/22(Sat)11:45:33 No.869742120 >be me >in class >talking to some gay dude about politics >unsurprisingly liberal >he brings up some supposed law where you are allowed to kill gay people in texas >completely serious >tell him thats b------- >he insists its not >??? >search it up on google and nothing comes up >he says that he knows that it is real >he then asks if im gay >no >"if you arent gay you shouldnt be commenting on issues regarding them" what the f---

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>be filling up gas in my car >watching the money counter get close to $30.00 >slow down >$29.84 >$29.95 >$29.98 >do i risk it? >go for it >$30.00 BOOM >go in to pay and the cashier is a cute girl >she smiles at me and says that'll be $30 please >i give her the money >she hands me a receipt with her phone number on it >call me, she says, i like a guy who is good with his fingers >me turn around 360 degrees and walk away i am too scared to call her, but man do i feel good for hitting those 000 trips

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Anonymous 05/17/13(Fri)15:28 No.12646957 One time I perpetrated a reality glitch on my gf. >Be in college >Walk gf to bus stop that takes her to the building her classroom is in. (It's a big college.) >She gets on bus. >I start sprinting towards a bike I had placed hours earlier at a bike rack. >Look behind me as I ride away, bus doesn't leave until about 30 seconds after I take off. >Make it to the building (1 mile from where I started) >Quickly lock bike up and go just inside the doorway of the building. >See bus approaching. >Walk outside >Just happen to run into gf >Say hey, what's up? >She is visibly shaken, and asks how I got here. >I explain that I had to use the building's computer lab after class and was just leaving. >She says she was just talking to me 3 minutes ago. >I just roll my eyes, chuckle and walk away >Later learn she had a panic attack and threw up in the bathroom. >I haven't told her what really happened to this day.

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