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: Anonymous 08/01/23(Tue)14:46:14 No.188280320 40 KB GIF >Be me >Age 10 >Huge star wars fan >Watching Revenge of the Sith in the cinema for the first time with my dad >Drink entire large coca cola during the trailers and opening duel with Dooku >Need to piss so bad but don't want to miss any of the movie >Gets to the part where Palpatine is fighting Mace Windu >Haven't even been enjoying the movie the last 20 minutes which feels an eternity for a 10 year old as my bladder is so full it's all I can think about >Can't take it anymore >Silently piss myself in silence >Hope nobody notices >Woman sat next to me feels it on her foot >She shouts "What the f--- your kid is pissing everywhere" loudly to my sad >Everyone around us looks at me >Some laughing >Some grossed out or mad >I start crying >My dad grabs me by the arm and drags me out the cinema just as Order 66 happens >Tragic music of the scene plays in THX sound while I am dragged down the stairs covered in my own piss >Never get to see the rest of the movie until the DVD release >Dad stills reminds of this story and calls me C3PeePee and reminds me of this story when he sees anything Star Wars related >>188280413 # >>188280425 # >>188280458 # >>188281627 # >>188281941 # >>188282238 # >>188282323 # >>188282401 # >>188282411 # >>188282416 # >>188282432 # >>188282456 # >>188282514 # >>188282554 # >>188282622 # >>188283019 # >>188283073 # >>188283113 # >>188283192 # >>188283314 # >>188283961 # >>188284020 # >>188284140 # >>188284205 # >>188284297 # >>188284474 # >>188284534 # >>188284721 # >>188284847 # >>188285291 #

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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Anonymous J 610 KB JPG 08/02/23(Wed)01:02:57 No.903632410 >6 years ago >went to high school with this girl, let's call her Amy >wanted to date her at first, but she ended up being a pretty good friend, and those mental illnesses would've been a nightmare to deal with as a partner >bonded over playing Doki Doki together, always joked that Amy = Sayori >she had the craziest form of self harm, would just let bees and wasps sting her, going out of her way to provoke them >things escalated over time, Amy tried to end her life before graduation, it failed thankfully >I wanted to be there for her but I was off to college and she was doing her thing >she went dark for many years, I assumed the worst and couldn't get word from her family >ff to a couple weeks ago >moved back to my home city after college, bought a small house >there's a hornet's nest in the garage >hire exterminator >jaw hits the floor when I see Amy get out of the van >we catch up, she got into pest control and turned her self harm into something productive >got out of her s----- home situation and doesn't want to take her life anymore Can't put into words how happy it made me, seeing her alive and well like that. Hang in there, Anons

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: Anonymous 465 KB PNG 07/28/23(Fri)09:07:04 No.71749301 >notice coworker has lost a lot of weight in the past couple months >congratulate him and ask if he's on keto or something >he actually has leukemia and is dying >doesn't talk to me for the rest of the day Anyone else have dumb comments like this backfire?

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Dream job thread? I'll start: >be me >from the day one i loved videogames and wanted to work on them in the future >worked very hard to get to good school 5 KB JPG >no life because of it but thought "f--- it it will be worth it" >graduated uni, one of the best students >looking for job >this one big company asks me to make video game >yaaaaas.phd >it's f------ blizzard >it's f------ diablo mobile How do i end my life?

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Anonymous 08/01/23(Tue)18:50:48 No.59128995 MIP img (1).png 137 KB PNG NEWCALA DUNIA REPUBLIC >lost another shipment of supplies to powder gangers >pvt slampig succumbed to a cazadore sting, now we have no entertainment >laughed at on radio when asking for reinforcements >legion raiding party doesn't even attack, they just stand on the hill opposite us and yell that their coming for our bussy, whatever that means >payroll is late, again.. >leave got denied, again.. Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you want to dome yourself

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: Anonymous 225 KB PNG 02/02/23(Thu)10:04:12 No.72065786 >in city center >need to use restroom >need 50 cents >am 10 cents short >start kindly asking strangers for them >everyone is extremely rude, some people straight up tell me to piss off >evntually just threaten some guy and take it by force Why is everyone such a f------ a------? And no, I didn't look homeless, I was wearing a suit without a tie : Anonymous 02/02/23(Thu)10:06:01 No.72065807 >>72065786 (OP) # uses a suit and cant afford a f------ 50cents fee Imao

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39 KB JPG >Today >Be at construction job >F------ s--- up >Boss yells at me in front of everyone >"Anon, what the f--- is your problem?" >Tell him my son died >"Oh, I'm so sorry" >I don't have a son >Don't know why I said that >Walk off the job >Planning on never coming back >Already looking at apartments in another state Welp, that's $30/hr down the drain

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Anon dug a hole | /r/Greentext

424 KB PNG >"I f----- your mom last night!" >"My mom is dead." You have several options, anon. >1. "Oh, sorry about that man." >2. "Yeah, cuz I f----- her to death." Which one do you choose and why?

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Anon develops a sissy fetish. | /r/Greentext

File: E0FBEA00-BE2D-4580-9FB5-3(...).jpg (240 KB, 750x663) Pics > when I bust a my inside her though I come back down to reality and realize what I've done > actually get a good look at her face and realize "she's an overweight 30 year old man in a wig Anonymous 01/15/19(Tue)02:23:50 No.49158747 [Reply] ► >>49164923 > be me > doing nofap > on day 7 start getting horny > get like incredibly horny > develop a strong sissy fetish > hop on Grindr and find a semi-passable trap in my area I've literally never felt shame like this before w-- is wrong with me... it seemed so f------ hot at the time but now I realize how disgusting I am w-- I think I'm gonna kms >>49158887 put me in the screencap Anonymous 01/15/19(Tue)11:19:19 No.49162754 File: 554180654764 gif (296 KB, 201x228) >>49158887 Dude > meet "her at a sketch motel 8 and get a room > pretty nervous so I was already a bit drunk before meeting > drink more in the room > "she" is a lot more masculine in person, realize she must use a lot of photo editing/filters > at this point I'm even more nervous but too autistic to leave Anonymous 01/15/19(Tue)13:26:57 No.49164045 ► File: 1531936622764.png (42 KB, 399x322) > just decide to f--- anyway since I already got the room and my inhibitions were lowered > "she had a decent ass though so I f--- "her" doggy > the actual sex was decent Anonymous 01/15/19(Tue)06:58:32 No.49160821 ► File: 65464.jpg (58 KB, 1178x960) >>49158887 >reverse image search >0 results I'm choosing to believe that this is fake. I need to believe that this is fake. This is fake. This is fake. Anonymous 01/15/19(Tue)07:18:35 No.49160926 ► File: 1544815501247.jpg (13 KB, 640x640) >>49158887 ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTING Anonymous 01/15/19(Tue)07:13:03 No.49160898 File: E54379B1-D947-4183-9987-7(...).jpg (245 KB, 570x845) >>49158887 Put me in the screen cap lads OP's next conquest Anonymous 01/15/15T085336 No 49161529 P Fie 1539084520302 g 23 KB, 494513) Ayu F 1531200543003 (13480x360) T1206 47 No 15211 29150012 Anonymous 01/15/19(Tue)13:19:52 No. 49163962 Fre: 1528401920699.png (400 KB, 408x487) >>42150537 the actual sex was decent The absolute f------ state of this board KUHELINE 995 w baton Avgus 154095539000032 KB, 7215) 1987 is hands down the best board on chan Anonymous 01/15/19(Tue)11:54 13 No 49163102 File: 1530451544721.gif (1.96 MB, 600x600)

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Anon wishes Tyler a good night. | /r/Greentext

23 KB JPG >why do you guys keep calling me Anon? My name is Tyler. Anonymous Anonymous >>69403798 (OP) # Hi Tyler, hope you have a great night : Tyler

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Anon isn’t a fan of the English | /r/Greentext

Anonymous Tiocfaidh ár lá 6 KB JPG 08/01/23(Tue)18:36:18 No.74237598 >be me, Irish nationalist >meet cute girl on holiday a few years >back >never bother to ask her where she is from for some reason >tells me she is English >block her on everything and never speak to her again Thats what you get for occupying Northern Ireland

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NICKELOD Anonymous 12/23/20(Wed)14:04:59 No. 119838674 >No dude, corporate says we gotta use the buttons so we can keep track of inventory. Like eight people got fired for this. Why do you think I hired three ten year olds? This place is understaffed as s---. >Jimmy? I gotta be honest, I didn't even think I was coming in to work today, I smoked like five kilos of pot and I can barely stand up straight. So just follow company policy, a------.

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Anon is a racist | /r/Greentext

Anonymous #48 #23 #16 The States With The Highest (And Lowest) IQs Highest #22 #24 #14 #20 #45 08/01/23(Tue)12:58:58 No.903618718 #47 #11 #15 #11 #35 #42 849 IMG_2277.jpg 108 KB JPG #31 #50 #27 #19 #34 445 #18 #40 #37 Lowest VT-#5 #38 #21 #16 #29 #38 NH-#2 #26 RI-#3 CT - # NJ - #1 DE - #2 MD-# >see IQ map >immediately wonder what the race demographics of the states I'm not racist but keep thinking like this. Why did you make me racist /b/

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