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File: jack.png (288 KB, 680x383) KERS JACK Anonymous 07/16/23(Sun)21:44:27 No.74050832 >be me, 24 penyless unifag in senior year at state university >needs a bit of monies >find a job in a supermarket during evenings and weekends >boss is 7/10 milf, she must be 10 years older than me >work is mentally easy >get a bit drunk during a party >get to work after that anyway >coworkers are doing some kind of kill-bang-marry >say "boss is very nice and pretty hot" out loud >coworkers are doing weird faces >she was behind me and heard everything >go back to work >keep a low profile afterwards and don't think too much about it >notice boss is giving me looks from time to time >one evening stay late with boss >end up having sex together in her office >bitch coworker sees us, comes to me later trying to blackmail me >tell coworker to f--- off because I don't care >coworker also try to blackmail boss >boss says she doesn't give a f--- either 'cus she's single >coworker just quits later that evening >noprofit.h >continue seeing boss and f--- like rodents on a regular basis >almost don't go to my s----- dorm anymore after a few weeks >boss tells me that we should disclose our relationship to upper management >we're almost living together since 5 months so yeah, about time >calls upper management >"hey uncle Jack..." >uncle Jack owns the place and says it's no problem Thank you uncle Jack

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.
Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI
: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"
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