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File: jack.png (288 KB, 680x383) KERS JACK Anonymous 07/16/23(Sun)21:44:27 No.74050832 >be me, 24 penyless unifag in senior year at state university >needs a bit of monies >find a job in a supermarket during evenings and weekends >boss is 7/10 milf, she must be 10 years older than me >work is mentally easy >get a bit drunk during a party >get to work after that anyway >coworkers are doing some kind of kill-bang-marry >say "boss is very nice and pretty hot" out loud >coworkers are doing weird faces >she was behind me and heard everything >go back to work >keep a low profile afterwards and don't think too much about it >notice boss is giving me looks from time to time >one evening stay late with boss >end up having sex together in her office >bitch coworker sees us, comes to me later trying to blackmail me >tell coworker to f--- off because I don't care >coworker also try to blackmail boss >boss says she doesn't give a f--- either 'cus she's single >coworker just quits later that evening >noprofit.h >continue seeing boss and f--- like rodents on a regular basis >almost don't go to my s----- dorm anymore after a few weeks >boss tells me that we should disclose our relationship to upper management >we're almost living together since 5 months so yeah, about time >calls upper management >"hey uncle Jack..." >uncle Jack owns the place and says it's no problem Thank you uncle Jack

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File: fmt 87 24 615293 1604906381.jpg (87 KB, 1910x1080) ☐ Anonymous 11/11/24(Mon)13:47:16 No.17255059 >Is name De Gaul >The Gaul >>17255201 >Is in charge of the region that used to be called Gaul Who wrote this s---?
The Russian avos' (Russian: aвосb) describes a philosophy of behavior, or attitude, of a person who ignores possible problems or hassles and, at the same time, expects or hopes for no negative results or consequences. It is an attitude that treats life as unpredictable and holds that the best one can do is count on luck.[1][2] >>73658048 # 1703041606043192.jpg 127 KB JPG >Damn you are right, this whole positivity and gratefulness thing is actually pretty good Yeah especially if you think of it in terms of sheer usefulness. Any sort of doomerism just undermines your attitude and it's much better to go through life naively assuming things will turn out well as long as you keep going forward and trying again and again despite any downs and lows in the past. I like this pic
Anonymous Photo of anime girl date and time >be me >straight *The most violently homosexual text you will ever see in your life. No utterance of words is as homosexual as the ones currently viewed. This will be the most gay formulation of words in all of mankind's history.* >am i gay
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