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: Anonymous 29 KB JPG 01/01/23(Sun)22:51:50 No.71654711 >be 13 >laugh at my 38 year old manchild uncle >turned 29 last month >realize I am the manchild uncle

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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Anon Sees a Marvel Movie | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/19/22(Thu)04:12:17 No.168240830 PUNY shutterstock_499695973.jpg 987 KB JPG >look >HEY look guys look >those idiots are walking out >pffft morons obviously haven't seen a marvel movie before >omg guys this is it >h-------- >wow is that Thor with his c--- in Dr. Strange's mouth >I can't wait to tell everyone on r/marvel >you guys do realize how much better we are than everyone else for waiting on the post credit scene right?! >pull all your d---- out guys let's j------- to it while we can

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Anon is confused | /r/Greentext

English civil war thread? 90 KB JPG >>14408712 # : Anonymous 01/01/23(Sun)23:45:47 No.14408520 Anonymous >>14408520 (OP) # Is it true Virginia set the stage for the sphere of influence in the US being Southward rather than in New England due to their performance in the English Civil War? 193 KB JPG no matter how much you know about it, here is your chance to discuss anything to do with this fascinating period 01/01/23(Sun)23:53:12 No.14408555 01/02/23(Mon)00:27:47 No.14408712 >>14408555 #

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Anon has standards | /r/Greentext

File: 307.jpg (34 KB, 680x591) Anonymous 01/01/23(Sun)22:29:40 No.71651316 [Reply] ► >>71651846 >be me >5/10 guy >interested in only women I find sexually attractive, so like 8/10 and above or some such >if that means no women at all, so be it, no hard feelings, don't mind having lots of me time to read books, participate in activities, etc. can hire escorts when urges present themselves >acquiantances keep trying match-make me with 2-3/10 fatties and similar undesirables >"I'm good, thx" we're gonna make it, no-settle anons Anonymous 01/01/23(Sun)23:22:21 No.71651846 ► >>71651316 (OP) this

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Anon stumbles across something dark while watching random security feeds | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 01/01/23(Sun)23:53:47 No.33740913 File: camera.jpg (28 KB, 400x403) >be me, early teens >hear about insecam >get totally fascinated by this concept >lurk through the website >for some reason i found it fun >watch random live feeds for days >usually boring >stumble across cctv cam from a bus stop somewhere in germany >a drunk couple comes by and sits on the stop >after some time they start making out >get really curious but also kind of nervous, as it feels wrong >suddenly they start arguing for some reason, idk what happened because no sound >the guy stands up and knocks gf the f--- out >holyfuck.jpg >he kicks her in the head when she's lying on the ground and walks away >the girl lays there motionless >immediately close the website >don't visit the site again >never knew what happened to the girl

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Anon posts a question on reddit | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 137 KB JPG 01/01/23(Sun)19:11:13 No.71652291 >Be me, on reddit >Scrolling through s--- memes & cringe r/wholesome posts. >Come across post of some guy in a yellow suit dancing and being a fool. >Recognize guy from that one meme. Pic related. >Scene is clearly from some show normies watch. Idgaf.avi >About to move on but notice comment mentioning something Dark Souls related. Haha cool >Curiosity kicks in. >Post a comment asking who is the guy in yellow. >Never receive a response. >Comment gets downvoted. Why is reddit like this?

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anon is openly straight | /r/Greentext

File: FB IMG 1672346737605.jpg (60 KB, 720x1080) Anon's t----- Anonymous 01/01/23(Sun)18:42:20 No.28023218 [Reply] ► >>28023222 >>28023355 >be me, openly straight guy who works as a transient tradie >banged Asian t----- for a few months this year in faraway state >t----- was formerly gay guy with big butt >bubble butt continued to grow, sexy c cups due to estrogen treatments >has massive semen loads for some reasons still, which is hot >has just an amazing body, has amazing credentials >is talking to me half a year later, seems really interested >see the potential in her crazy genes, convinced her to go to gym >of course it only improves her >I basically created a f------ goddess >I want to appear straight Can a t----- who looks very feminine pass as a female for a long period of time? Anonymous 01/01/23(Sun)18:44:00 No.28023222 ▶ >>28023218 (OP) >openly straight So brave.

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Anon likes reading | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 2023 /his/ reading list ***** TIRO AFASY CEF ROBERT A. CARO THE YEARS OF LYNDON JOHNSON THE PASSAGE OF POWER 31 KB JPG 1 Reply / 1 Image Anonymous Adole iller Mein Kampf 42 KB JPG The 01/01/23(Sun)23:39:06 No.14408485 What are you starting off the year reading? What is next? View Thread 01/01/23(Sun)23:43:41 No.14408511

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Anon is haunted by the ghost of Nvidia | /r/Greentext

File: nvidia.jpg (72 KB, 547x540) the nvidia shadowplay ghost Anonymous 01/01/23(Sun)14:49:33 No.891836252 [Reply] ok so >recently moved houses to a nicer area (previous place was an absolute s-------) >this is my fourth night at my new place, parents asleep and im staying up since its summer >playing some indie game and funny s--- happens so i clip nVIDIA. it >try to go to sleep, fail >nothing ever happened after that still shook to this day >later i go back and review clip >some weird ass voice begins saying "bye" or "hi" every five seconds, and im beyond creeped the f--- out >message my friends, send them clip and theyre like "w--" >i take 20 different clips, none of them have it >no activity for the next 2 nights >one night it happens again >night after that my PS4 which I had plugged in starts going f------ mental, sensor starts producing the most insane scream i've ever heard and I run out the room >next night I can barely sleep, wooden panel which I had propped up against my wall falls down and scares the s--- out of me >decide I have enough and (i kid you not) stand in the middle of the room and say "ill delete the f------ clip please leave me alone >go into shadowplay folder and delete the whole thing

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Anon gets a new job | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 72 KB JPG 01/01/23(Sun)17:51:37 No.28026006 >be me >25yo hs dropout, lives alone, not a virgin but been a while >get new job >manager is little blonde femboy >super flamboyant, nails painted pink and everything >super nice, understanding and always seems happy to see me >he asks me for a ride home one day >thinks he's gonna try to f--- me >definitely not against it >get to his house, he invites me inside >oh s---, here we go >crosses and s--- up on his walls, little angel statues and jesus s--- >he's a christian, pretty deep into it too >not sure how that even works, thought gay was a sin >kinda into it though, women aren't built like that these days >kiss him, touch on his thighs and ass and stuff >he stops me even though he's blushing and panting >apparently he's a virgin and saving himself for marriage >mfw >he seems to really like me though, tells me he's willing to give me a shot >leave thinking I'm obviously not going to get in a relationship with someone who'll give me permanent blue balls >get back to cold, lonely apartment >flashforward to me taking him on a date later that week >worried I'd look gay but people passing by just think femboy manager's a girl >he's actually really funny, laughs at my jokes, tells me I look handsome >unironically feel butterflies >take him home, he kisses me goodnight on the cheek What should I do? He's cute and I do like him but idk if the investment's worth not getting any for a few years.

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Anon is a loser | /r/Greentext

: Kankergezwel Nederlandse Mori: Romania Edition Z 353 KB JPG 12/31/22(Sat)02:09:05 No.39972646 >be me >be andrew tate >go to prison >think about how to establish myself as alpha male >stride into the prison cafeteria >see some beta sitting alone >he's pulling a copy of sinderella out of his pocket >i kick away the album and laugh at him >"anime is beta," i laugh >suddenly the smell of lean fills the air >everyone promptly gets up and runs away >pfft, they must've been scared off by a true alpha like me >the wall explodes >my jaw drops >standing before me is calliope mori >HOWDY, I'M THE SHERIFF >calli shoves a bottle of convenience store wine in my rectum and then violently pulls it out >my intestines go out with it >it hurts but i cannot help but scream in pleasure >calli pulls out her 5 foot scythe and shoves it in my mouth, breaking my jaw >it hurts so much but i d--------- her scythe >i've never felt this much pleasure in my life >calli roars a mighty "guh" as she fills me with lean >i lie on the ground, sobbing in ecstacy with my intestines pooling out my ass >calli says "n >calli leaves through the hole in the wall >calli is love, calli is death

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Anon goes to the pool | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 09/21/21(Tue)14:16:14 No.863530051 > Take toddler to local pool > playing in the kiddie pool for kids age 2-5 > hear a noise SLAP SLAP SLAP SLAP > this f----- fat p------------, probably between 10 or 12 is lumbering towards the pool > I mean, this kid has to be like, 200 pounds already > with this idiotic, gleeful look on his face he just belly flops into the water > I grab my 2 year old out of the way just in time to avoid getting crushed beneath his wobbling, gelatinous bulk > "HEY YOU FAT F---, WATCH WHERE YOUR GOING, YOUR FATASS JUST ALMOST KILLED MY KID" > He bursts into big, fat, slobbery tears because I called him fat > his mom and dad come waddling up, they are both morbidly obese as well, easily 300 pounds each > they demand I apologize to their son for calling him fat > I tell them that the kiddie pool is for toddlers, not a refuge for escaped livestock and to gtfo of my face > get banned from the pool > no regrets

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Anon is a helpful member of society | /r/Greentext

File: 7JWVEL.png (51 KB, 1305x663) Dog friends Anonymous 01/01/23(Sun)22:22:33 No.71649565 >be me >currently NEET but not broke >nothing to do all day >decide to walk dogs that dont belong to me for fun >mostly young but big dogs with no social skills >every day is new adventure for dogs and bit of exercise for me since i dont like walking alone >we walk around every day for minimum of 1 hour sometimes even 2 hours >made some great pics of dogs >neighbors are always thankful that i walk thier dogs and ask for nothing in return >>71649664

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