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File: 7JWVEL.png (51 KB, 1305x663) Dog friends Anonymous 01/01/23(Sun)22:22:33 No.71649565 >be me >currently NEET but not broke >nothing to do all day >decide to walk dogs that dont belong to me for fun >mostly young but big dogs with no social skills >every day is new adventure for dogs and bit of exercise for me since i dont like walking alone >we walk around every day for minimum of 1 hour sometimes even 2 hours >made some great pics of dogs >neighbors are always thankful that i walk thier dogs and ask for nothing in return >>71649664

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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: Anonymous www 01/02/23(Mon)03:37:36 No.891833864 >anything related to technology, industry, ships, aircraft, tanks, trains, cars, powerplants, industry, mining but especially steel industry >live in a city with a large steel mill and grew up looking at the blast furnaces, chimneys and gas holders from my window 4 239 KB JPG >be me >have a lot of special interests because of autism >i drew steel mills, later built them with lego, then minecraft, then tried building models of them >be done with school >all my teachers think ill fail at life cause of my tism >get a job in the steel mill >i absolutely love it >the physical work makes me improve my health (i used to be fat and weak) >my workmates are all very nice and funny guys >first time i feel like i am part of a community that accepts me >learn many social skills, can now hold a normal conversation without looking autistic >now make good money at the mill, get paid for doing what i love >will go to university next year and study metallurgy to become an engineer in the mill >life is good

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Anon works at McD's | /r/Greentext

m HEIKKS m 40.4 kB JPG I accidentally said it >Be me >White McDonald's employee >Hate my job and my life >Standing at the register all day and taking the same orders repeatedly >It's disintegrating my will to live >Find a way to put myself into a good mood >Whenever a non-white customer comes in, I just think about a slur >Asian woman comes in >"Haha she's a chink" >Mexican guy comes in >"Haha he's a b-----" >Always makes me smile >Do this for weeks >Strategy is keeping me happy on the job >Life gets better >"You're always giggling when I see you, Anon. Happy to see it!" says my boss >Nobody Knows WhyI'm Laughing.png >Black guy comes into work today >Have a conversation, he seems like a nice guy. We're laughing and smiling >He and I both make a couple of jokes while he orders his food >"Haha he's a cool guy" >Not even thinking about the N-word >It's time for him to pay >"You can insert your card whenigger you're ready" >Not "whenever" >"WHENIGGER" >My face goes red >Did_l_Just_Fucking_Say_That.jpeg >The guy doesn't comment on it >I thought his face went cold, because he stopped smiling while he was paying >Hand him his food >He smiles >"Have a nice day, Anon" >My black manager stands close to me and looks at me but doesn't say anything Holy f---, I don't know if they noticed or not. Do they know?

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Anonymous 12/31/22(Sat) 15:45:42 No.891767107 >>891755919 (OP) >>891755919 (OP) Did something I am not at all proud of. It was my Aunt. In my defence, she's damn f------ hot and it's really hard not to check her out. >Early 2020, first lockdown in UK announced. >My parents went to visit my grandparents, at Germany. >Aunt, who is married and have kids, lives in France with her beloved husband, was staying with me as no one else was there, just as a babysitter. >She's been without her husband, (that means without sex) for more than 2 months till then. >And suddenly lockdown. Everything literally stopped. >We got a news that her both kids were infected and admitted to hospital. >She was mentally depressed. I tried my best to comfort her. >We didn't knew how long that lockdown will last. >She cried alot, and we both got drunk af. >Still remember, it was just 1st April joke, to lighten the mood. I asked what she needs to relief her mood. She answered her husband. So I said, as a joke, make me your husband till then. >She gave me a different kind of look, I leaned in for a kiss, expecting it to be in cheek but she chose lips. We made out for a while and she went down on me. >Didn't wanted to get into any trouble, so to be safe I rejected it and went back. I said, we both were drunk, so it's just the drinks doing this thing. >She insisted, she needs this to divert her mind or she will go under total depression. >We did it. I could literally feel how horny she was. We f----- on the couch. But that wasn't enough for her so we went to my room. >Did second round and she literally f----- the soul out of me. I could barely talk, I was so exhausted. >Slept together, thinking next day would be super awkward. But it wasn't. >She said, she needed this to distract her a little. She asked for another round and we did it. >We continued this, everyday. Sometimes multiple times in a day. >We kept f------ everyday, till lockdown was lifted and she left home back to her husband. That was the best time of my life.

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: Anonymous 95 KB JPG 01/02/23(Mon)00:33:58 No.891819193 >be me >younger sister of two older brothers >both of them have gfs and won't f--- me Is there no hope? 8 Replies / 2 Images View Thread

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Board /fit/ - Fitness Anonymous Settings Mobile Home 11/05/21(Fri)09:53:31 No.64228128 Mazuri Primate Diets DIETS DESIGNED FOR ALL LIFE STAGES OF PRIMATES IMG_20211105_075048.jpg 2.35 MB JPG 260 Replies / 75 Images Well /fit/ I did it and don't regret 25lbs for $30. They are very dry with a slight citrus flavor. My wife was f------ p----- last night but she calmed down this morning. I'll have an update in a week's time if I haven't left humanity behind by that point. God bless. View Thread

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: Anonymous 25 KB PNG 02/03/19(Sun)02:46:20 No.791658710 >be me >post true greentext about jacking off into my sisters panties >gets on reddit >sister is redditfag >shows me the story >fake laugh and spaghetti all over the floor >make up excuse about violent diarrhea before leaving >return all stolen panties >mfw this makes it on reddit too hi emma

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: Anonymous This NYE has been incredibly b(...) 6 KB PNG 01/01/23(Sun)11:26:02 No.71644396 >go to a club with friends >one of my friends literally looks like the zoomer meme, with the curly hair on top and a baby face >some unknown cute girl starts fixing his hood behind his back with a huge smile on her face >meanwhile, no girl at the club even smiled at me >open r*ddit >see a highly upvoted post on the raimimemes subreddit >it's some stupid w---- realizing that she's part of Chad's soft harem and using a Spiderman quote to tell him off >go on r9k >see a thread by an anon who's f------ a /biz/ w---- raw on NYE >it's legit, he even wrote a message for r9k on her fat juicy ass >she also had a nice hairy p---- that was made for breeding People everywhere are hooking up, and here I am, a 5'7", brown, gymmaxxed 25 yo incel who can't even get a girl to smile at him. I feel so dejected bros. Sex is happening everywhere around me, and I'm forbidden from participating in it. : Anonymous >>71644396 (OP) # Have you considered suicide? It's much more effective than whining here on /r9k/, and as an added bonus, I never have to read another of your pots again. Strongly consider it. 01/01/23(Sun)11:30:43 No.71644427

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☐ Anonymous (ID: viwHg2s0) 12/31/22(Sat)20:09:50 No.53090654 ► File: Good.png (63 KB, 500x500) >>53088628 (OP) >another new years eve alone

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1 291 KB PNG >Harassed his classmates and family as a daily routine >Only cared about himself, didn't care about anyone else >Creepily obsessed with his gf, she even pointed it out at the end of an episode >Always wanted attention, straight up egocentric >Unlikeable in general >At one point ruined the life of the nicest person in the show in the span of ten minutes >Never learned a lesson, even at the end of the series The f--- was this guy's problem? >>134618158 # Anonymous >>134617766 (OP) # It's called an antihero, you enterbot 12/21/22(Wed)00:02:00 No.134617788

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