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Anonymous 12/31/22(Sat) 15:45:42 No.891767107 >>891755919 (OP) >>891755919 (OP) Did something I am not at all proud of. It was my Aunt. In my defence, she's damn f------ hot and it's really hard not to check her out. >Early 2020, first lockdown in UK announced. >My parents went to visit my grandparents, at Germany. >Aunt, who is married and have kids, lives in France with her beloved husband, was staying with me as no one else was there, just as a babysitter. >She's been without her husband, (that means without sex) for more than 2 months till then. >And suddenly lockdown. Everything literally stopped. >We got a news that her both kids were infected and admitted to hospital. >She was mentally depressed. I tried my best to comfort her. >We didn't knew how long that lockdown will last. >She cried alot, and we both got drunk af. >Still remember, it was just 1st April joke, to lighten the mood. I asked what she needs to relief her mood. She answered her husband. So I said, as a joke, make me your husband till then. >She gave me a different kind of look, I leaned in for a kiss, expecting it to be in cheek but she chose lips. We made out for a while and she went down on me. >Didn't wanted to get into any trouble, so to be safe I rejected it and went back. I said, we both were drunk, so it's just the drinks doing this thing. >She insisted, she needs this to divert her mind or she will go under total depression. >We did it. I could literally feel how horny she was. We f----- on the couch. But that wasn't enough for her so we went to my room. >Did second round and she literally f----- the soul out of me. I could barely talk, I was so exhausted. >Slept together, thinking next day would be super awkward. But it wasn't. >She said, she needed this to distract her a little. She asked for another round and we did it. >We continued this, everyday. Sometimes multiple times in a day. >We kept f------ everyday, till lockdown was lifted and she left home back to her husband. That was the best time of my life.

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