Why Are Sonic Fans Warning Moviegoers Not To Cheer When Maria Dies In 'Sonic The Hedgehog 3?' The Viral Memes Explained
What Is The 'Sharon's Burnt Marie Callender Pie' Meme? The Thanksgiving Burned Pie Meme Explained
Is Chis-Chan Having A Kid And Who Is 'Flutter?' The Rumor About The Lolcow's Potential Child Explained
What Does 'Ningning Is The Maknae' Mean? The Viral Memes About The 'Aespa' K-Pop Idol Explained
What Is The '2006 Volleyball Incident' And Is It Real? The Viral Conspiracy Theory Explained

Anonymous 12/31/22(Sat) 15:45:42 No.891767107 >>891755919 (OP) >>891755919 (OP) Did something I am not at all proud of. It was my Aunt. In my defence, she's damn f------ hot and it's really hard not to check her out. >Early 2020, first lockdown in UK announced. >My parents went to visit my grandparents, at Germany. >Aunt, who is married and have kids, lives in France with her beloved husband, was staying with me as no one else was there, just as a babysitter. >She's been without her husband, (that means without sex) for more than 2 months till then. >And suddenly lockdown. Everything literally stopped. >We got a news that her both kids were infected and admitted to hospital. >She was mentally depressed. I tried my best to comfort her. >We didn't knew how long that lockdown will last. >She cried alot, and we both got drunk af. >Still remember, it was just 1st April joke, to lighten the mood. I asked what she needs to relief her mood. She answered her husband. So I said, as a joke, make me your husband till then. >She gave me a different kind of look, I leaned in for a kiss, expecting it to be in cheek but she chose lips. We made out for a while and she went down on me. >Didn't wanted to get into any trouble, so to be safe I rejected it and went back. I said, we both were drunk, so it's just the drinks doing this thing. >She insisted, she needs this to divert her mind or she will go under total depression. >We did it. I could literally feel how horny she was. We f----- on the couch. But that wasn't enough for her so we went to my room. >Did second round and she literally f----- the soul out of me. I could barely talk, I was so exhausted. >Slept together, thinking next day would be super awkward. But it wasn't. >She said, she needed this to distract her a little. She asked for another round and we did it. >We continued this, everyday. Sometimes multiple times in a day. >We kept f------ everyday, till lockdown was lifted and she left home back to her husband. That was the best time of my life.

Share Pin Download More

reddit greentext greentext memes 4chan 4chan memes /r/greentext font

Origin Entry: Greentext Stories

File type: jpg

Resolution: (2310px x 840px)

File size: 197 KB

File: Screenshot 20241127-155712.png (228 KB, 742x721) Something Happened Anonymous (ID: HG6Lars) 11/27/24(Wed)17:35:15 No.489774321 ► >Polls all indicate a Harris victory, though close >Ann Selzer poll, known as a canary in a coal mine, indicated Harris winning lowa >Trump campaign suspiciously quiet nearing the end of the campaign >Harris campaign had significant energy >North Carolina predicted to be close >Virginia unusually red >The four countries willing and able to f--- with US democracy (Iran, China, Russia, NK) stand to benefit from a Trump win (cause it's destabilizing) >Billionaires cozy up to Trump despite a Harris victory being predicted >TRUMP WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 20 YEARS A REPUBLICAN CANDIDATE WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >WITH AN APPROVAL RATING EQUIVALENT TO CANCER Bros, I'm telling you, something funky happened

☐ Anonymous 11/25/24(Mon) 10:39:13 No. 17295889 >>17295909 >>17295925 >>17295935 >>17295976 >win independence >DON'T devolve into military dictatorship or absolute monarchy >start off with fresh land and an unusually high literacy rate >neighbors are retarded savages who live at the mercy of nature >large ocean between them and European chimpouts >shitgoesdown.jpg >"here tovarish buy my land I need to fund a chimpout" >ok > "here America buy my land, I need to fund my own le chimpout" >ok >"hey America there was a chimpout in Texas we'll join you (and won't secede later) if you help" >ok >*doubles land in two years* It's amazing how well they took advantage of what they had. Many nations have completely fumbled the bag during their development. What went so right?

Anonymous (ID: Lvuvmf4p 11/21/24(Thu)03:45:24 No.489109549 16 KB JPG >4chan known as a right-wing Nazi haven >allows all types of opinions and rhetoric >X known as a right-wing Nazi haven >allows all types of opinions and rhetoric >reddit known as a left-wing haven >bans anyone posting anything even slightly right of center >bluesky quickly becoming known as a left-wing haven >bans anyone posting anything even slightly right of center Really makes you think.

View All 43,895 Images

More:

Chill guys,they’re just Smurfs. | /r/Greentext

Pin

Femanon is worried | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 95 KB JPG 01/02/23(Mon)00:33:58 No.891819193 >be me >younger sister of two older brothers >both of them have gfs and won't f--- me Is there no hope? 8 Replies / 2 Images View Thread

Pin

Anon leaves humanity | /r/Greentext

Board /fit/ - Fitness Anonymous Settings Mobile Home 11/05/21(Fri)09:53:31 No.64228128 Mazuri Primate Diets DIETS DESIGNED FOR ALL LIFE STAGES OF PRIMATES IMG_20211105_075048.jpg 2.35 MB JPG 260 Replies / 75 Images Well /fit/ I did it and don't regret 25lbs for $30. They are very dry with a slight citrus flavor. My wife was f------ p----- last night but she calmed down this morning. I'll have an update in a week's time if I haven't left humanity behind by that point. God bless. View Thread

Pin

Anon sister uses reddit | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 25 KB PNG 02/03/19(Sun)02:46:20 No.791658710 >be me >post true greentext about jacking off into my sisters panties >gets on reddit >sister is redditfag >shows me the story >fake laugh and spaghetti all over the floor >make up excuse about violent diarrhea before leaving >return all stolen panties >mfw this makes it on reddit too hi emma

Pin

Anon goes clubbing on new years eve | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous This NYE has been incredibly b(...) 6 KB PNG 01/01/23(Sun)11:26:02 No.71644396 >go to a club with friends >one of my friends literally looks like the zoomer meme, with the curly hair on top and a baby face >some unknown cute girl starts fixing his hood behind his back with a huge smile on her face >meanwhile, no girl at the club even smiled at me >open r*ddit >see a highly upvoted post on the raimimemes subreddit >it's some stupid w---- realizing that she's part of Chad's soft harem and using a Spiderman quote to tell him off >go on r9k >see a thread by an anon who's f------ a /biz/ w---- raw on NYE >it's legit, he even wrote a message for r9k on her fat juicy ass >she also had a nice hairy p---- that was made for breeding People everywhere are hooking up, and here I am, a 5'7", brown, gymmaxxed 25 yo incel who can't even get a girl to smile at him. I feel so dejected bros. Sex is happening everywhere around me, and I'm forbidden from participating in it. : Anonymous >>71644396 (OP) # Have you considered suicide? It's much more effective than whining here on /r9k/, and as an added bonus, I never have to read another of your pots again. Strongly consider it. 01/01/23(Sun)11:30:43 No.71644427

Pin

This community requires title to be at least 10 characters | /r/Greentext

☐ Anonymous (ID: viwHg2s0) 12/31/22(Sat)20:09:50 No.53090654 ► File: Good.png (63 KB, 500x500) >>53088628 (OP) >another new years eve alone

Pin

Anon watches a cartoon | /r/Greentext

1 291 KB PNG >Harassed his classmates and family as a daily routine >Only cared about himself, didn't care about anyone else >Creepily obsessed with his gf, she even pointed it out at the end of an episode >Always wanted attention, straight up egocentric >Unlikeable in general >At one point ruined the life of the nicest person in the show in the span of ten minutes >Never learned a lesson, even at the end of the series The f--- was this guy's problem? >>134618158 # Anonymous >>134617766 (OP) # It's called an antihero, you enterbot 12/21/22(Wed)00:02:00 No.134617788

Pin

Anon is sad | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 11 KB JPG 01/01/23(Sun)10:46:37 No.71643528 3 Replies >spending new years alone >come to 4chan hoping to not spend it alone >threads are mostly meaningless and weird >no one replies to my posts the way things are... Im going to steal a couple of bottles of liquor from a 24 hour grocery store now. I dont care if I get caught. I want to feel something and my kleptomaniac impulses are the only thing I have right now. that is all. View Thread

Pin

Anon is one step ahead | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 22 KB JPG 08/24/21(Tue)01:42:53 No.65105132 >first day of class >get to class early so im one of the first people to sit down >sit towards the back >four stacys walk in a few minutes after I sit down >in the sea of empty seats they choose 4 seats all situated near me >all of them introduce themselves to me They're going to bully me arent they

Pin

Anon has an interesting experience | /r/Greentext

File: images.jpg (6 KB, 213x236) Anonymous 01/01/23(Sun)22:24:48 No.891804458 >watching movie with fam >sex scene comes on >boner lifts up blanket >sister pushes it down >mfw

Pin

anon imagines a scenario | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous >sleep in 2022 >wake up in 2023 >see pic related wdyd? : Anonymous >>71643343 (OP) # J-------. Next question : Anonymous : Anonymous >>71643343 (OP) # Wave back and give Peace sign. 166 KB PNG 01/01/23(Sun)14:00:50 No.71643343 352.jpg 352 KB JPG 01/01/23(Sun)14:01:41 No.71643356 : Anonymous >4 billion women >cant have even 1 nice hellmatrix demiurge NICE HELLMATRIX BITCH 01/01/23(Sun)14:02:02 No.71643358 01/01/23(Sun)14:02:26 No.71643365 >>71643343 (OP) # Close my eyes again and go back to sleep, women are nothing but an annoyance 01/01/23(Sun)14:03:06 No.71643369

Pin

Glow in the dank | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 11/10/21 (Wed)18:07:27 No.158997931 >>158997375 (OP) # >psychiatrist asks what I enjoy doing >tell him I like doing "image edits" >he asks if I ever post them 13 KB PNG >I tell him I do and that they're used by other people and potentially seen millions of times but it's all posted anonymously >he gets really interested and asks to see >show him over 100 original pepe edits >he says he's seen the character before >next session >him and 2 other psychiatrists are in the room, says he invited them to help me >they ask more about my memes >show them my greentexts which were reposted by redditors and got tens of thousands, up to millions of views >show them my original memes that have "know your meme" pages or big online presences >they're recording me and taking notes the whole time through >get uncomfortable and don't book a follow-up appointment >doctor has offered to cover all further sessions and meet with me 3 times a week as a "case study"

Pin

0

Greentext Stories - Anon spends lockdown with Aunt | /r/Greentext

PROTIP: Press the ← and → keys to navigate the gallery, 'g' to view the gallery, or 'r' to view a random image.

Anonymous 12/31/22(Sat) 15:45:42 No.891767107 >>891755919 (OP) >>891755919 (OP) Did something I am not at all proud of. It was my Aunt. In my defence, she's damn f------ hot and it's really hard not to check her out. >Early 2020, first lockdown in UK announced. >My parents went to visit my grandparents, at Germany. >Aunt, who is married and have kids, lives in France with her beloved husband, was staying with me as no one else was there, just as a babysitter. >She's been without her husband, (that means without sex) for more than 2 months till then. >And suddenly lockdown. Everything literally stopped. >We got a news that her both kids were infected and admitted to hospital. >She was mentally depressed. I tried my best to comfort her. >We didn't knew how long that lockdown will last. >She cried alot, and we both got drunk af. >Still remember, it was just 1st April joke, to lighten the mood. I asked what she needs to relief her mood. She answered her husband. So I said, as a joke, make me your husband till then. >She gave me a different kind of look, I leaned in for a kiss, expecting it to be in cheek but she chose lips. We made out for a while and she went down on me. >Didn't wanted to get into any trouble, so to be safe I rejected it and went back. I said, we both were drunk, so it's just the drinks doing this thing. >She insisted, she needs this to divert her mind or she will go under total depression. >We did it. I could literally feel how horny she was. We f----- on the couch. But that wasn't enough for her so we went to my room. >Did second round and she literally f----- the soul out of me. I could barely talk, I was so exhausted. >Slept together, thinking next day would be super awkward. But it wasn't. >She said, she needed this to distract her a little. She asked for another round and we did it. >We continued this, everyday. Sometimes multiple times in a day. >We kept f------ everyday, till lockdown was lifted and she left home back to her husband. That was the best time of my life.

View Gallery Random Image

Image Details

287 views (9 from today)

Uploaded Jan 01, 2023 at 06:23PM EST

Origin Entry

Greentext Stories

Source

Tags

Claim Authorship Edit History

About the Uploader

Reddit Moments

Treasurer & Media Maid

Textile Embed

!https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/505/827/d21.jpg!

Today's Top Image Galleries

Queen Never Cry meme.

Queen Never Cry

Wifejak meme format depicting a female wojak character with red hair and a grey shirt.

Wifejak

The Social Contract

The Social Contract

My New Character meme.

My New Character / Chill Guy