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Board /fit/ - Fitness Anonymous Settings Mobile Home 11/05/21(Fri)09:53:31 No.64228128 Mazuri Primate Diets DIETS DESIGNED FOR ALL LIFE STAGES OF PRIMATES IMG_20211105_075048.jpg 2.35 MB JPG 260 Replies / 75 Images Well /fit/ I did it and don't regret 25lbs for $30. They are very dry with a slight citrus flavor. My wife was f------ p----- last night but she calmed down this morning. I'll have an update in a week's time if I haven't left humanity behind by that point. God bless. View Thread

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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Anon sister uses reddit | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 25 KB PNG 02/03/19(Sun)02:46:20 No.791658710 >be me >post true greentext about jacking off into my sisters panties >gets on reddit >sister is redditfag >shows me the story >fake laugh and spaghetti all over the floor >make up excuse about violent diarrhea before leaving >return all stolen panties >mfw this makes it on reddit too hi emma

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Anon goes clubbing on new years eve | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous This NYE has been incredibly b(...) 6 KB PNG 01/01/23(Sun)11:26:02 No.71644396 >go to a club with friends >one of my friends literally looks like the zoomer meme, with the curly hair on top and a baby face >some unknown cute girl starts fixing his hood behind his back with a huge smile on her face >meanwhile, no girl at the club even smiled at me >open r*ddit >see a highly upvoted post on the raimimemes subreddit >it's some stupid w---- realizing that she's part of Chad's soft harem and using a Spiderman quote to tell him off >go on r9k >see a thread by an anon who's f------ a /biz/ w---- raw on NYE >it's legit, he even wrote a message for r9k on her fat juicy ass >she also had a nice hairy p---- that was made for breeding People everywhere are hooking up, and here I am, a 5'7", brown, gymmaxxed 25 yo incel who can't even get a girl to smile at him. I feel so dejected bros. Sex is happening everywhere around me, and I'm forbidden from participating in it. : Anonymous >>71644396 (OP) # Have you considered suicide? It's much more effective than whining here on /r9k/, and as an added bonus, I never have to read another of your pots again. Strongly consider it. 01/01/23(Sun)11:30:43 No.71644427

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This community requires title to be at least 10 characters | /r/Greentext

☐ Anonymous (ID: viwHg2s0) 12/31/22(Sat)20:09:50 No.53090654 ► File: Good.png (63 KB, 500x500) >>53088628 (OP) >another new years eve alone

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Anon watches a cartoon | /r/Greentext

1 291 KB PNG >Harassed his classmates and family as a daily routine >Only cared about himself, didn't care about anyone else >Creepily obsessed with his gf, she even pointed it out at the end of an episode >Always wanted attention, straight up egocentric >Unlikeable in general >At one point ruined the life of the nicest person in the show in the span of ten minutes >Never learned a lesson, even at the end of the series The f--- was this guy's problem? >>134618158 # Anonymous >>134617766 (OP) # It's called an antihero, you enterbot 12/21/22(Wed)00:02:00 No.134617788

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Anon is sad | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 11 KB JPG 01/01/23(Sun)10:46:37 No.71643528 3 Replies >spending new years alone >come to 4chan hoping to not spend it alone >threads are mostly meaningless and weird >no one replies to my posts the way things are... Im going to steal a couple of bottles of liquor from a 24 hour grocery store now. I dont care if I get caught. I want to feel something and my kleptomaniac impulses are the only thing I have right now. that is all. View Thread

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Anon is one step ahead | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 22 KB JPG 08/24/21(Tue)01:42:53 No.65105132 >first day of class >get to class early so im one of the first people to sit down >sit towards the back >four stacys walk in a few minutes after I sit down >in the sea of empty seats they choose 4 seats all situated near me >all of them introduce themselves to me They're going to bully me arent they

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Anon has an interesting experience | /r/Greentext

File: images.jpg (6 KB, 213x236) Anonymous 01/01/23(Sun)22:24:48 No.891804458 >watching movie with fam >sex scene comes on >boner lifts up blanket >sister pushes it down >mfw

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anon imagines a scenario | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous >sleep in 2022 >wake up in 2023 >see pic related wdyd? : Anonymous >>71643343 (OP) # J-------. Next question : Anonymous : Anonymous >>71643343 (OP) # Wave back and give Peace sign. 166 KB PNG 01/01/23(Sun)14:00:50 No.71643343 352.jpg 352 KB JPG 01/01/23(Sun)14:01:41 No.71643356 : Anonymous >4 billion women >cant have even 1 nice hellmatrix demiurge NICE HELLMATRIX BITCH 01/01/23(Sun)14:02:02 No.71643358 01/01/23(Sun)14:02:26 No.71643365 >>71643343 (OP) # Close my eyes again and go back to sleep, women are nothing but an annoyance 01/01/23(Sun)14:03:06 No.71643369

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Glow in the dank | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 11/10/21 (Wed)18:07:27 No.158997931 >>158997375 (OP) # >psychiatrist asks what I enjoy doing >tell him I like doing "image edits" >he asks if I ever post them 13 KB PNG >I tell him I do and that they're used by other people and potentially seen millions of times but it's all posted anonymously >he gets really interested and asks to see >show him over 100 original pepe edits >he says he's seen the character before >next session >him and 2 other psychiatrists are in the room, says he invited them to help me >they ask more about my memes >show them my greentexts which were reposted by redditors and got tens of thousands, up to millions of views >show them my original memes that have "know your meme" pages or big online presences >they're recording me and taking notes the whole time through >get uncomfortable and don't book a follow-up appointment >doctor has offered to cover all further sessions and meet with me 3 times a week as a "case study"

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Anon discusses Chinese naval history | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 12/31/22(Sat)08:40:02 No.56580923 >Built massive Navy in 1300's >Not a single competent mariner in all of China >Task a Muslim eunuch with taking the fleet around the neighbourhood >Immediately decide outside world is too scary >Scuttle all ships, become a NEET for 400 yrs Later >Purchased massive and modern (by Asian standards) Navy in 1800's >Not a single competent mariner in all of China >Barely have the skills the sail out of port >Instantly vaporised by inferior J-- fleet >Immediately decide outside world is too scary >Abandon remaining ships and become water NEET again Today >Dump a whole bunch of inferior copycat hulls into the water with no cohesive strategy >Not a single competent mariner in all of China >Shiny new carrier sails a tiddly wink beyond the shoreline >Hatch gives out, DC stations >3 hrs, 2 severe injuries, 5 light injuries, and 30 face washing bowls later, hatch is still not fully secure >Incident becomes repeat comedy material online >Immediately decide outside world is too scary >Abandon the idea of naval competition and becomes an aquaphobic NEET again >Task deluded ling longs living in the West to post 7th grade sci-fi/fantasy about F-- Chan carrier online The most incredible thing about Chinese naval history is that anytime you think it can't get more pathetic, they will always exceed your expectations >>56580937 # >>56581513 #

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Anon loves communism | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: wrsksSio why does pol oppose communism? Четвертый Конгресс Коммунистического Интернационала 01/01/23(Sun)12:56:40 No.41042491 ЗдравстВУЕТ ПЯТАЯ годовщИНА ВЕЛИКОЙ ПРОЛЕТАРСКой РЕВОЛЮЦии! 273 Replies/93 Images s-11600.jpg 177 KB JPG РАДИБНИ 30 >takes away power from the degenerate corporatocracy >takes away power from the money hungry landlords ПРОЛЕТАРИИ ВСЕСТРАН, СОЕДИНЯЙТЕС >destroys neo-liberal globalism >gives to the people the things they need (free food free healthcare free housing along with free electricity water public education a mandatory job ect. ect} >restores national and traditional values View Thread

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Moms are the best | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous New year night New year 01/01/23(Sun)06:44:32 No.71640447 >be me >tonight is new year >wanted to call with friends because we can't meet New me stalus >turns night >"what's everyone doing?" 227 KB JPG >girls are talking in a call by themselves >boys are playing games together >message my "homie" >"I'm playing, wanna hop on?" >Says he's outside >few minutes later >"Hey anon, I'm back home now" >"Oh finally!" >"I'm in cod" >mfw he's not playing with me >mfw I spent the rest of the night alone >later at 12:30 1 Reply >see mom using her phone alone >I give her a peck and she smiles at me >"happy new year anon" >It made me feel a lot better >thanks mom View Thread 01/01/23(Sun)07:51:32 No.71641125 : Anonymous >>71640447 (OP) # Mom always coming through. F--- fake friends

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