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: Anonymous 25 KB PNG 02/03/19(Sun)02:46:20 No.791658710 >be me >post true greentext about jacking off into my sisters panties >gets on reddit >sister is redditfag >shows me the story >fake laugh and spaghetti all over the floor >make up excuse about violent diarrhea before leaving >return all stolen panties >mfw this makes it on reddit too hi emma

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File: fmt 87 24 615293 1604906381.jpg (87 KB, 1910x1080) ☐ Anonymous 11/11/24(Mon)13:47:16 No.17255059 >Is name De Gaul >The Gaul >>17255201 >Is in charge of the region that used to be called Gaul Who wrote this s---?

The Russian avos' (Russian: aвосb) describes a philosophy of behavior, or attitude, of a person who ignores possible problems or hassles and, at the same time, expects or hopes for no negative results or consequences. It is an attitude that treats life as unpredictable and holds that the best one can do is count on luck.[1][2] >>73658048 # 1703041606043192.jpg 127 KB JPG >Damn you are right, this whole positivity and gratefulness thing is actually pretty good Yeah especially if you think of it in terms of sheer usefulness. Any sort of doomerism just undermines your attitude and it's much better to go through life naively assuming things will turn out well as long as you keep going forward and trying again and again despite any downs and lows in the past. I like this pic

Anonymous Photo of anime girl date and time >be me >straight *The most violently homosexual text you will ever see in your life. No utterance of words is as homosexual as the ones currently viewed. This will be the most gay formulation of words in all of mankind's history.* >am i gay

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Anon goes clubbing on new years eve | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous This NYE has been incredibly b(...) 6 KB PNG 01/01/23(Sun)11:26:02 No.71644396 >go to a club with friends >one of my friends literally looks like the zoomer meme, with the curly hair on top and a baby face >some unknown cute girl starts fixing his hood behind his back with a huge smile on her face >meanwhile, no girl at the club even smiled at me >open r*ddit >see a highly upvoted post on the raimimemes subreddit >it's some stupid w---- realizing that she's part of Chad's soft harem and using a Spiderman quote to tell him off >go on r9k >see a thread by an anon who's f------ a /biz/ w---- raw on NYE >it's legit, he even wrote a message for r9k on her fat juicy ass >she also had a nice hairy p---- that was made for breeding People everywhere are hooking up, and here I am, a 5'7", brown, gymmaxxed 25 yo incel who can't even get a girl to smile at him. I feel so dejected bros. Sex is happening everywhere around me, and I'm forbidden from participating in it. : Anonymous >>71644396 (OP) # Have you considered suicide? It's much more effective than whining here on /r9k/, and as an added bonus, I never have to read another of your pots again. Strongly consider it. 01/01/23(Sun)11:30:43 No.71644427

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This community requires title to be at least 10 characters | /r/Greentext

☐ Anonymous (ID: viwHg2s0) 12/31/22(Sat)20:09:50 No.53090654 ► File: Good.png (63 KB, 500x500) >>53088628 (OP) >another new years eve alone

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Anon watches a cartoon | /r/Greentext

1 291 KB PNG >Harassed his classmates and family as a daily routine >Only cared about himself, didn't care about anyone else >Creepily obsessed with his gf, she even pointed it out at the end of an episode >Always wanted attention, straight up egocentric >Unlikeable in general >At one point ruined the life of the nicest person in the show in the span of ten minutes >Never learned a lesson, even at the end of the series The f--- was this guy's problem? >>134618158 # Anonymous >>134617766 (OP) # It's called an antihero, you enterbot 12/21/22(Wed)00:02:00 No.134617788

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Anon is sad | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 11 KB JPG 01/01/23(Sun)10:46:37 No.71643528 3 Replies >spending new years alone >come to 4chan hoping to not spend it alone >threads are mostly meaningless and weird >no one replies to my posts the way things are... Im going to steal a couple of bottles of liquor from a 24 hour grocery store now. I dont care if I get caught. I want to feel something and my kleptomaniac impulses are the only thing I have right now. that is all. View Thread

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Anon is one step ahead | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 22 KB JPG 08/24/21(Tue)01:42:53 No.65105132 >first day of class >get to class early so im one of the first people to sit down >sit towards the back >four stacys walk in a few minutes after I sit down >in the sea of empty seats they choose 4 seats all situated near me >all of them introduce themselves to me They're going to bully me arent they

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Anon has an interesting experience | /r/Greentext

File: images.jpg (6 KB, 213x236) Anonymous 01/01/23(Sun)22:24:48 No.891804458 >watching movie with fam >sex scene comes on >boner lifts up blanket >sister pushes it down >mfw

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anon imagines a scenario | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous >sleep in 2022 >wake up in 2023 >see pic related wdyd? : Anonymous >>71643343 (OP) # J-------. Next question : Anonymous : Anonymous >>71643343 (OP) # Wave back and give Peace sign. 166 KB PNG 01/01/23(Sun)14:00:50 No.71643343 352.jpg 352 KB JPG 01/01/23(Sun)14:01:41 No.71643356 : Anonymous >4 billion women >cant have even 1 nice hellmatrix demiurge NICE HELLMATRIX BITCH 01/01/23(Sun)14:02:02 No.71643358 01/01/23(Sun)14:02:26 No.71643365 >>71643343 (OP) # Close my eyes again and go back to sleep, women are nothing but an annoyance 01/01/23(Sun)14:03:06 No.71643369

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Glow in the dank | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 11/10/21 (Wed)18:07:27 No.158997931 >>158997375 (OP) # >psychiatrist asks what I enjoy doing >tell him I like doing "image edits" >he asks if I ever post them 13 KB PNG >I tell him I do and that they're used by other people and potentially seen millions of times but it's all posted anonymously >he gets really interested and asks to see >show him over 100 original pepe edits >he says he's seen the character before >next session >him and 2 other psychiatrists are in the room, says he invited them to help me >they ask more about my memes >show them my greentexts which were reposted by redditors and got tens of thousands, up to millions of views >show them my original memes that have "know your meme" pages or big online presences >they're recording me and taking notes the whole time through >get uncomfortable and don't book a follow-up appointment >doctor has offered to cover all further sessions and meet with me 3 times a week as a "case study"

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Anon discusses Chinese naval history | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 12/31/22(Sat)08:40:02 No.56580923 >Built massive Navy in 1300's >Not a single competent mariner in all of China >Task a Muslim eunuch with taking the fleet around the neighbourhood >Immediately decide outside world is too scary >Scuttle all ships, become a NEET for 400 yrs Later >Purchased massive and modern (by Asian standards) Navy in 1800's >Not a single competent mariner in all of China >Barely have the skills the sail out of port >Instantly vaporised by inferior J-- fleet >Immediately decide outside world is too scary >Abandon remaining ships and become water NEET again Today >Dump a whole bunch of inferior copycat hulls into the water with no cohesive strategy >Not a single competent mariner in all of China >Shiny new carrier sails a tiddly wink beyond the shoreline >Hatch gives out, DC stations >3 hrs, 2 severe injuries, 5 light injuries, and 30 face washing bowls later, hatch is still not fully secure >Incident becomes repeat comedy material online >Immediately decide outside world is too scary >Abandon the idea of naval competition and becomes an aquaphobic NEET again >Task deluded ling longs living in the West to post 7th grade sci-fi/fantasy about F-- Chan carrier online The most incredible thing about Chinese naval history is that anytime you think it can't get more pathetic, they will always exceed your expectations >>56580937 # >>56581513 #

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Anon loves communism | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: wrsksSio why does pol oppose communism? Четвертый Конгресс Коммунистического Интернационала 01/01/23(Sun)12:56:40 No.41042491 ЗдравстВУЕТ ПЯТАЯ годовщИНА ВЕЛИКОЙ ПРОЛЕТАРСКой РЕВОЛЮЦии! 273 Replies/93 Images s-11600.jpg 177 KB JPG РАДИБНИ 30 >takes away power from the degenerate corporatocracy >takes away power from the money hungry landlords ПРОЛЕТАРИИ ВСЕСТРАН, СОЕДИНЯЙТЕС >destroys neo-liberal globalism >gives to the people the things they need (free food free healthcare free housing along with free electricity water public education a mandatory job ect. ect} >restores national and traditional values View Thread

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Moms are the best | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous New year night New year 01/01/23(Sun)06:44:32 No.71640447 >be me >tonight is new year >wanted to call with friends because we can't meet New me stalus >turns night >"what's everyone doing?" 227 KB JPG >girls are talking in a call by themselves >boys are playing games together >message my "homie" >"I'm playing, wanna hop on?" >Says he's outside >few minutes later >"Hey anon, I'm back home now" >"Oh finally!" >"I'm in cod" >mfw he's not playing with me >mfw I spent the rest of the night alone >later at 12:30 1 Reply >see mom using her phone alone >I give her a peck and she smiles at me >"happy new year anon" >It made me feel a lot better >thanks mom View Thread 01/01/23(Sun)07:51:32 No.71641125 : Anonymous >>71640447 (OP) # Mom always coming through. F--- fake friends

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4chan debates whether movies are going to shit | /r/Greentext

E Q GOT A TIP? NEWS HOME MOVIES MOVIE FEATURES Hollywood REPORTER FILM TV AWARDS LIFESTYLE BUSINESS GLOBAL VIDEO PODCASTS NEWSLETTERS SUBSCRIBE Report: Movie Theatres to test out "Screen Split" Feature for People with shorter Attention Spans Half of the Split will include silent Cooking Videos and Gameplay from various mobile Games. With the rise of short video apps like Tiktok, People are struggling to stay interested in movies BY BORYS KIT DECEMBER 31, 2022 12:44PM Screenshot_20221231-235609.png 350 KB PNG >movies are going to start having f------ subway surfers on the bottom so gen z can enjoy them too Is TikTok making the new generation retarded? : Anonymous 01/01/23(Sun)00:03:53 No.891796581 >is TikTok making the new generation retarded? Every generation since the 70s has been completely retarded 01/01/23(Sun)00:04:33 No.891796598 : Anonymous >>891796548 (OP) # movies have been s--- for a good 10 years

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