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: Anonymous 11/10/21 (Wed)18:07:27 No.158997931 >>158997375 (OP) # >psychiatrist asks what I enjoy doing >tell him I like doing "image edits" >he asks if I ever post them 13 KB PNG >I tell him I do and that they're used by other people and potentially seen millions of times but it's all posted anonymously >he gets really interested and asks to see >show him over 100 original pepe edits >he says he's seen the character before >next session >him and 2 other psychiatrists are in the room, says he invited them to help me >they ask more about my memes >show them my greentexts which were reposted by redditors and got tens of thousands, up to millions of views >show them my original memes that have "know your meme" pages or big online presences >they're recording me and taking notes the whole time through >get uncomfortable and don't book a follow-up appointment >doctor has offered to cover all further sessions and meet with me 3 times a week as a "case study"

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File: fmt 87 24 615293 1604906381.jpg (87 KB, 1910x1080) ☐ Anonymous 11/11/24(Mon)13:47:16 No.17255059 >Is name De Gaul >The Gaul >>17255201 >Is in charge of the region that used to be called Gaul Who wrote this s---?

The Russian avos' (Russian: aвосb) describes a philosophy of behavior, or attitude, of a person who ignores possible problems or hassles and, at the same time, expects or hopes for no negative results or consequences. It is an attitude that treats life as unpredictable and holds that the best one can do is count on luck.[1][2] >>73658048 # 1703041606043192.jpg 127 KB JPG >Damn you are right, this whole positivity and gratefulness thing is actually pretty good Yeah especially if you think of it in terms of sheer usefulness. Any sort of doomerism just undermines your attitude and it's much better to go through life naively assuming things will turn out well as long as you keep going forward and trying again and again despite any downs and lows in the past. I like this pic

Anonymous Photo of anime girl date and time >be me >straight *The most violently homosexual text you will ever see in your life. No utterance of words is as homosexual as the ones currently viewed. This will be the most gay formulation of words in all of mankind's history.* >am i gay

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Anon discusses Chinese naval history | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 12/31/22(Sat)08:40:02 No.56580923 >Built massive Navy in 1300's >Not a single competent mariner in all of China >Task a Muslim eunuch with taking the fleet around the neighbourhood >Immediately decide outside world is too scary >Scuttle all ships, become a NEET for 400 yrs Later >Purchased massive and modern (by Asian standards) Navy in 1800's >Not a single competent mariner in all of China >Barely have the skills the sail out of port >Instantly vaporised by inferior J-- fleet >Immediately decide outside world is too scary >Abandon remaining ships and become water NEET again Today >Dump a whole bunch of inferior copycat hulls into the water with no cohesive strategy >Not a single competent mariner in all of China >Shiny new carrier sails a tiddly wink beyond the shoreline >Hatch gives out, DC stations >3 hrs, 2 severe injuries, 5 light injuries, and 30 face washing bowls later, hatch is still not fully secure >Incident becomes repeat comedy material online >Immediately decide outside world is too scary >Abandon the idea of naval competition and becomes an aquaphobic NEET again >Task deluded ling longs living in the West to post 7th grade sci-fi/fantasy about F-- Chan carrier online The most incredible thing about Chinese naval history is that anytime you think it can't get more pathetic, they will always exceed your expectations >>56580937 # >>56581513 #

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Anon loves communism | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: wrsksSio why does pol oppose communism? Четвертый Конгресс Коммунистического Интернационала 01/01/23(Sun)12:56:40 No.41042491 ЗдравстВУЕТ ПЯТАЯ годовщИНА ВЕЛИКОЙ ПРОЛЕТАРСКой РЕВОЛЮЦии! 273 Replies/93 Images s-11600.jpg 177 KB JPG РАДИБНИ 30 >takes away power from the degenerate corporatocracy >takes away power from the money hungry landlords ПРОЛЕТАРИИ ВСЕСТРАН, СОЕДИНЯЙТЕС >destroys neo-liberal globalism >gives to the people the things they need (free food free healthcare free housing along with free electricity water public education a mandatory job ect. ect} >restores national and traditional values View Thread

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Moms are the best | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous New year night New year 01/01/23(Sun)06:44:32 No.71640447 >be me >tonight is new year >wanted to call with friends because we can't meet New me stalus >turns night >"what's everyone doing?" 227 KB JPG >girls are talking in a call by themselves >boys are playing games together >message my "homie" >"I'm playing, wanna hop on?" >Says he's outside >few minutes later >"Hey anon, I'm back home now" >"Oh finally!" >"I'm in cod" >mfw he's not playing with me >mfw I spent the rest of the night alone >later at 12:30 1 Reply >see mom using her phone alone >I give her a peck and she smiles at me >"happy new year anon" >It made me feel a lot better >thanks mom View Thread 01/01/23(Sun)07:51:32 No.71641125 : Anonymous >>71640447 (OP) # Mom always coming through. F--- fake friends

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4chan debates whether movies are going to shit | /r/Greentext

E Q GOT A TIP? NEWS HOME MOVIES MOVIE FEATURES Hollywood REPORTER FILM TV AWARDS LIFESTYLE BUSINESS GLOBAL VIDEO PODCASTS NEWSLETTERS SUBSCRIBE Report: Movie Theatres to test out "Screen Split" Feature for People with shorter Attention Spans Half of the Split will include silent Cooking Videos and Gameplay from various mobile Games. With the rise of short video apps like Tiktok, People are struggling to stay interested in movies BY BORYS KIT DECEMBER 31, 2022 12:44PM Screenshot_20221231-235609.png 350 KB PNG >movies are going to start having f------ subway surfers on the bottom so gen z can enjoy them too Is TikTok making the new generation retarded? : Anonymous 01/01/23(Sun)00:03:53 No.891796581 >is TikTok making the new generation retarded? Every generation since the 70s has been completely retarded 01/01/23(Sun)00:04:33 No.891796598 : Anonymous >>891796548 (OP) # movies have been s--- for a good 10 years

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Anon is going to die | /r/Greentext

1.91 MB JPG F----- up cocktail time, lads. I've filled this bottle with. >rum >espresso >alcohol based vanilla >lots of nutmeg >a dash of nyquil >a whole crushed up 30mg oxycodone >cannabis cream (the fat holds the THC) I call it the moloko minus.

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Anon is very lonely | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 185 KB PNG 12/31/22(Sat)19:54:33 No.71638554 >feel incredibly lonely and desperate >fantasize about love and romance everyday >26 and still a kissless virgin >keep seeing escorts shilled on this board as a solution to loneliness >in a moment of pure helplessness and desperation i decide to book one >early 20s girl and far more attractive than i would have thought to be doing this kind of thing >3 days waiting time >will be new years eve when she comes >i consider cancelling it and forgetting the whole thing every 10 minutes >the night eventually arrives >ring at the door >shes 5 minutes early >no going back now >shes very pretty and nicely spoken >let her in and she sits down in the living room >i sit on the opposite side of the room and just look at her for a bit >"just tell me when your ready" >i don't respond >emotion overcomes me >burst out into tears >"i'm sorry, i can't do this" >she looks startled >"this isn't at all how i want it to go down, i just feel so alone" >she comes over to me and comforts me >she touches my hair >"it's not a problem" >she sits on the floor next to me >for the next 10 minutes she is comforting me and saying she understands that this isn't for me >she gets up to leave and walks to the door >"hey, you forgot your money, for your time" >get out the money from my pocket >she walks back to me >i apologize to her and hand her the money >she shakes her head >"don't worry about it, besides i would feel bad taking it" >"i hope you find what you're looking for" >she lets herself out the front door >continue crying this is the lowest point of my life

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Anon is greek | /r/Greentext

File: 1596773480971.gif (378 KB, 498x306) f Anonymous 12/29/22(Thu)23:47:07 No.52835341 >>52835378 >>52835486 >>52835489 >>52835506 >>52835559 >>52839588 >>52840557 >>52840579 >>52841709 >>52842318 >>52842634 >>52844123 >>52844426 >>52849692 >>52850986 >HI ANON IM GOING TO BE YOUR STARTER COMPANION! WE ARE GOING TO HAVE SO MUCH FUN! Anonymous 12/29/22(Thu)23:49:55 No.52835378 >>52835341 (OP) Show me your butthole

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what're you doing tonight? | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 31 KB JPG 12/31/22(Sat) 19:30:22 No.891778184 Why are you browsing /b/ on new years eve anon? 31 Replies / 6 Images View Thread

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anons analyze arthur morgans character from red dead redemption 2 | /r/Greentext

e: 1644131131740.png (1.01 MB, 1084x855) Anonymous 12/31/22(Sat)07:52:06 No.622764090 ► >>622764403 >>622764409 >>622764468 >>622764647 >>622766126 >>622766376 >>622766412 >>622766902 >>622770621 >>622771910 >>622776716 >>622777462 >>622777697 >>622778987 >>622779185 >>622781651 >>622781775 >>622781865 >>622781879 >>622782087 >>622782236 >>622783350 >>622785301 >>622785350 >>622786312 >>622786548 >>622789315 >>622790392 >>622798326 >>622798762 Now, I may be a no-good son of a bitch, hillbilly low life, murdering, kidnapping, extortionin', red neck, outlaw. But I AIN'T a gawd damn RACIST. Anonymous 12/31/22(Sat)08:01:58 No.622764716 ► File: 1671426879061006.png (2.02 MB, 1536x1024) ladies? Its hilarious when thats cool to say but when its reverse... >Yeah I may be a racist but at least I don't steal, murder, r--- and extort people >Still counts as Stalin lvl criminal. Anonymous 12/31/22(Sat)08:19:53 No.622765909 ► >>622766339 >>622789181 File: il 1140xN.2129584478 84mt.jpg (159 KB, 849x1200) Ye know fellers I done been thinking we really oughta do the right thing and give them ladies a fair say in this here democracy Anonymous 12/31/22(Sat)08:26:17 No.622766339 ▶ >>622789181 >>622805186 File: 172BAE6C-26CD-4304-A5CB-E(...).jpg (65 KB, 1418x746) >>622765909 >ye know dutch, maybe chopping off your jimmy aint such a bad thing >who are we to stop them calling themselves Anonymous 12/31/22(Sat)12:34:00 No.622780830 File: arthur.jpg (41 KB, 655x368) >Lettin' a black feller plough yer wife? Well I think we oughta let the girls have fun and give them fellers a treat for that slavery business a while back. I reckon he's got a bigger one than me anyhow. Anonymous 12/31/22(Sat)20:00:04 No.622803368 >>622805057 File: 1672404834274667.jpg (27 KB, 720x382) >Marriage? A sacred institution? Heh, it's anything but in my experience, brother, I can tell you that. If two fellers wanna tie the knot, who am I ta say no? If the Lord ain't judged our gang, I'd say he's been takin' some time off the job, yer probably safe. Heh heh. Have at it, I say. >Abortion? Well, that's a rough one. Bit of a tough pill to swaller. At first, I didn't rightly take kindly to the idea of killin' babies, but Dutch gave me this ole thick science book and I pretty much surmised that well, that thing is about as human as Micah here, which is lackin' to say the least, heh. Hell, I'd say a gal has the right to choose. >A gal? As president? Well, what I can tell ya is its been nothin' but fellers since this whole thing here started up and what have we got? A bunch of other dead fellers. What have we got ta lose? I reckon' tryin' a gal's touch wouldn't do anyone no harm. If weakness is a concern of yours, I promise you some of the ladies runnin' in my gang would probably make Old Hickory look like a nancy in comparison. Hell, I'd reckon its her turn. >Lettin' a black feller do yer wife? Well, if the old lady's havin' fun, who am I to deny her that? I reckon that feller's got a bigger one than me anyway. Besides, we gotta pay some back for that whole slavery bid'ness we did to them. Dutch raised me and I ain't his real son, so I'll raise my wife's son, whether he's black or white. >Cuttin off yer willie sure sound silly but I reckon a feller might as well chop it off he ain't goin use it. And i suppose a wig can't do harm neither, heck men use to wear em all the time back in oldin' days.

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the only way out | /r/Greentext

No.71637803 realistically speaking, is suicide the ultimate move one can pull off? like showing your big cojones and saying big "f--- you im out" to the world. all the other people gon be stuck in thier s----- f----- lives as corporate monkeys working, sleeping, consooming all while making money for the rich for their 100m yachts and jets while you'd be chillin in the void 2 Replies : Anonymous 75 KB JPG 12/31/22(Sat)17:00:22 >>71637885 # View Thread : Anonymous 12/31/22(Sat) 17:01:50 No.71637827 >>71637803 (OP) # >Yeah bro, just kill yourself so the normies can forget about you and keep having sex. That'll show them! 12/31/22(Sat)17:05:37 No.71637885 : Anonymous >>71637827 # >not killing yourself in a gory fashion in front of the normies so they're forced to carry the trauma of witnessing a violent death.

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Anon is a creep | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Am I a creep? 39 KB JPG 12/31/22(Sat) 18:31:59 No.891775547 >be me >couple years ago >in my 20s, good looking, confident, have a gf >decide to go to the convenience store to grab a few beers at night >see two qt3.14 inside the convenience store >Overhear 1 of them asking the clerk if they have restrooms 'cause she really needs to pee >clerk says no >home is 30 sec away from convenience store >go back home >decide to drive back to offer her to pee at my place since I know how annoying it is when you can't pee >have no other intentions than letting her use my bathroom >drive back >see them walking on the street >stop my car and roll down the window >fear settles in because I know what i'm about to offer is the weirdest s--- >they're looking at me like I was about to kidnap them >brain is racing >start mumbling and stuttering that if she wants to pee she can come to my place >she says they're going to a party not far away >is still nice and thanks me for the offer probably cause she thought I was about to r--- both of them >go home and can't believe what just happened Am I a creep for trying to offer something nice to someone? Haven't talked about this to anyone.

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anon fell for the gf meme | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 942 KB PNG : Anonymous 01/01/23(Sun)02:49:44 No.71635529 Why you dont have a Girlfriend yet? Can you finally Have Sex in 2023? >>71635908 # >>71636164 # 01/01/23(Sun)02:59:06 No.71635680 01/01/23(Sun)03:08:42 No.71635832 : Anonymous >>71635529 (OP) # I'm already a wizard so I'm not terribly optimistic for the coming year on that particular front : Anonymous >Feel void thought have gf will solve probs >Get gf 01/01/23(Sun)03:11:34 No.71635881 >Nothing change just add the probs >What a redundant

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