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Anonymous oneitis discovered im still al(...) O 07/16/23(Sun)11:16:01 No.74048082 1.83 MB JPG >be me 10 years ago >grade 9 >exchanged social media account with a girl sitting next to me in class >msg'ed back and forth a bit >went on a date and two >confessed >"sr anon im just not sure" >"ok cool" >went to different highschools and never see each other again >be me two years ago >depressed and stuffs >scrolled through my old msg >saw my conversation with her >it felt weirdly calming to read through our old msgs >apparently she has switched to another acc long ago >decided to msg the abandon acc every once in a while >just dumb, daily, trivial stuffs >sometime a "miss u" >always felt relax afterward, really help with mental mind >my messages never got "delivered", let alone read >keep doing that for 2 years >suddenly today >"omg anon you are still messaging this account?" what do now?

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Anonymous DIS-Avowed 11/27/24(Wed)05:30:27 No.695700 VIDEO GAMES 'Avowed' Art Director Matt Hansen Admits To Wanting To Make Elon Musk "Mad" And Hint Game Is Ultra Woke JOHN F. TRENT NOV 26, 2024 - PAID 3 D1 ~ OBSIDIAN MATT_HANSEN ART DIRECTOR OBSIDIAN ENTERTAINMENT OBSIDIAN Matt Hansen the art director for Xbox and Obsidian Entertainment's upcoming fi person fantasy RPG admitted that he wanted to make Elon Musk "mad" with the game. 75486787548769.png 294 KB PNG >"I will make it political just to make chuds mad" >"And i achieved it! i made people mad" >"F--- chuds!" >"Win!" >"W-wait... what's that? my game flopped?!" >"Wait... there are layoffs in my studio? how-" >"P-people didn't like me trying to make them mad!" >"t-they are bigots!" >"F--- gamers! it's rough times for game developers man, this society is failing in so many levels it's unbelievable!" >"Y-you are laughing!, there are families involved and you are laughing!"

File: Screenshot 20241127-155712.png (228 KB, 742x721) Something Happened Anonymous (ID: HG6Lars) 11/27/24(Wed)17:35:15 No.489774321 ► >Polls all indicate a Harris victory, though close >Ann Selzer poll, known as a canary in a coal mine, indicated Harris winning lowa >Trump campaign suspiciously quiet nearing the end of the campaign >Harris campaign had significant energy >North Carolina predicted to be close >Virginia unusually red >The four countries willing and able to f--- with US democracy (Iran, China, Russia, NK) stand to benefit from a Trump win (cause it's destabilizing) >Billionaires cozy up to Trump despite a Harris victory being predicted >TRUMP WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 20 YEARS A REPUBLICAN CANDIDATE WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >WITH AN APPROVAL RATING EQUIVALENT TO CANCER Bros, I'm telling you, something funky happened

☐ Anonymous 11/25/24(Mon) 10:39:13 No. 17295889 >>17295909 >>17295925 >>17295935 >>17295976 >win independence >DON'T devolve into military dictatorship or absolute monarchy >start off with fresh land and an unusually high literacy rate >neighbors are retarded savages who live at the mercy of nature >large ocean between them and European chimpouts >shitgoesdown.jpg >"here tovarish buy my land I need to fund a chimpout" >ok > "here America buy my land, I need to fund my own le chimpout" >ok >"hey America there was a chimpout in Texas we'll join you (and won't secede later) if you help" >ok >*doubles land in two years* It's amazing how well they took advantage of what they had. Many nations have completely fumbled the bag during their development. What went so right?

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: Anonymous نے 07/03/23(Mon)21:09:31 No.7388868 a6e.png 20 KB PNG ? Why do so many f--- here say that women have no value unless they're like, a 16 year old virgin? Is it cope?"

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It was so wholesome until it wasn’t | /r/Greentext

Anonymous joined incel support group 05/21/23(Sun)21:54:25 No.73405892 >Be me, socially awkward incel >Attend support group for incels kinda like AA >Feeling lonely and frustrated, seeking validation and understanding 132 KB PNG >Enter room filled with incels sharing their struggles >Notice a woman sitting in the corner looking equally uncomfortable >Realize she's a femcel >Surprised to see her there, assumed it was only guys >Musters up the courage to approach her, nervously introducing myself >She responds with a kind smile, appreciating my attempt at conversation >Start talking about our experiences, realizing we share common frustrations >Discover that we both face societal pressure and stereotypes >Exchange stories of rejection, loneliness, and feelings of inadequacy >Share our thoughts on gender roles and expectations imposed by society >Find solace in each other's understanding and empathy >Begin to challenge our preconceived notions about the opposite sex >Realize that both men and women can experience similar struggles >Start supporting each other, sharing advice and encouragement >Develop a genuine connection based on empathy and mutual respect >Our friendship becomes a safe space for open dialogue and personal growth >She eventually comes back to my place and I creampied her and I never went back to that sorry group of virgins >Broke up with that bitch cause now I have the confidence to go after whoever I want and dont gaf about the outcome >Havent had issues g----------- since

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This is getting quite silly | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: 4Kic/1H Elon Moment 12/16/22(Fri) 19:50:00 No.408609519 619731CE-8607-4326-A39A-AA5BA13DF507.jpg 61 KB JPG >exclaims "Vox Populi, Vox Dei" >posts poll on if he should let jet tracker back on twitter >doesn't get answer he wanted >shamelessly makes new poll >loses second poll by an even wider margin

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Anon rides a bike | /r/Greentext

Anonymous Why am I like this 375 KB JPG 07/16/23(Sun)09:33:58 No.902694583 >get new motorcycle to learn to ride on, picrel >ride for about a week 2 Replies >2 hot girls around my age pull up in a car next to me at a stop light, giggling very cute to each other >"heeyyyyy i love your bike, are you from here? ;)" >panic because gril talk to me >"THANKS" >stall bike, then proceed to ride away quickly and nearly drop the bike around the turn right in front of them I have now been riding for 2 months, and the only other people who have came up to me are weird old people and people getting angry that I am "riding a dirtbike on the road" Anonymous >>902694583 (OP) # Ride your own ride, anon >been riding for many years View Thread 07/16/23(Sun)09:35:51 No.902694650 Anonymous >>902694583 (OP) # kickass! id masturbate to that memory till i was raw if i were u 07/16/23(Sun)09:58:51 No.902695289

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Anon discovers GBP’s | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 30 KB JPG 04/13/19(Sat)17:51:37 No.797323901 >be me >move to Britain >get job >get paid in GBP >goodboypoints?? >they buy tendies >goodboypoints.

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Anon asks an innocent question | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 106 KB JPG 07/15/23(Sat)23:34:12 No.902686323 Do you believe in God? : Anonymous >>902686323 (OP) # I believe in how much of a f----- you are 07/15/23(Sat)23:34:57 No.902686342

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Anon Doesn't Understand Fantastic Mr. Fox | /r/Greentext

☐ Anonymous 04/30/23(Sun)18:01:55 No.183925044 ► >>183925587 >>183925792 >>183925843 >>183925862 >>183942203 File: maxresdefault.jpg (254 KB, 1280x720) FHD >>183910133 (OP) Still this day have no idea what this scene supposed to mean https://youtu.be/ELqdLvz60zA [Embed] ☐ Anonymous 04/30/23(Sun)18:25:38 No.183925792 File: 1679824881753054.jpg (123 KB, 826x878) moworld would be a botto pace without me which i why have to koop ving >>183925044 It was letting go of his idealised self-image and accepting who he really was with all his flaws. He and the wolf are two complete different worlds and he realizes that he isn't the wild animal he thought he was. Anonymous 04/30/23(Sun)18:28:26 No.183925862 ► >>183925044 He spent the whole movie trying to prove to everyone that he was a wild animal and for 30 seconds, he comes in contact with an actual wild animal and realizes how much it's still beyond him and how much he respects it. ☐ Anonymous 05/01/23(Mon)03:16:28 No.183942203 ► >>183925044 >Fox is self conscious because he works a white collar job that he hates and lives in a hole. Entire movie is started by his midlife crisis >His excuse is always that he's a wild animal even though he is somewhat the opposite. >Works a job, lives in a house, speaks latin etc. Very civillized animal in that regard >keeps saying he's afraid of wolves >wolves are dangerous and wild, everything that fox isn't >In that scene he finally meets the wolf and realizes he can't talk with him >Wolf doesn't speak english, french or latin. >Wolf doesn't even understand who he is (canis lupus) >Wolf is Gigachad that dgaf >Salutes Fox though cuz they are brothers in a way, both tryin to make it >Fox realizes that he isn't a wolf and that he never will be a wolf >He isn't dangerous or wild, he speaks french and latin and is riding a motorcycle >(wolf is walking on all 4s unlike any other animal that talks in the movie) >He realizes how magnificent a wolf is, but then leaves I think it's about accepting yourself. Fox is trying to be something he is not and keeps f------ s--- up because of his ego, his desire to prove his wildness. In the end though, he swallows his pride and accepts who he is, saving the day. He realizes he isn't a wild animal in the way a wolf is. The wolf is entirely different from him. He accepts is and lets it go, becoming a Chad in his own way, by accepting who he is That's just my interpretation though

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Anon has problems | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/15/23(Sat) 19:55:16 No.902684845 7 KB JPG >be me >get heart broken >decide to work on myself >start going to therapy >progress is being made, generally more optimistic and in a better mood. confidence is returning >ex tells me she's proud if the man I've become (we work together) >feelsgoodman >spontaneous solo camping trip, best time of my life >get back >life begins to fall apart, thinking about ex all the time, optimism turns to pessimism, relapse on past addictions, music is the only thing keeping me from complete insanity >write a letter to ex asking to give us another chance >says she'll think about it >see her tmr, anxious out of my mind there is no meme, w-- did that trip do to me

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Anon is a follower of Christ | /r/Greentext

Anonymous >>902683806 >be me 07/15/23(Sat) 19:45:28 No.902684476 (OP) # >follower of Christ >these harlots approach me >offer me many sins should I defeat them in a race >I accept their challenge >The love of Christ flowing within my being overpowers the futile efforts these girls put into their physiques >l easily out-run them >I keep running >They call and call, for they want sin >I run and run, not happenin'! >To home I return, my soul still clean >Read several Bible excerpts, just to be safe >I love you, Jesus!

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☐ Anonymous 07/14/23(Fri)22:33:45 No.138277361 ► >>138277403 >>138277529 >>138277583 >>138277744 >>138278446 >>138278887 >>138279007 >>138279011 >>138279080 >>138279502 >>138279664 >>138282672 >>138284341 >>138289975 >>138290768 >>138290828 >>138291836 >>138297266 >>138303422 >>138304179 >>138305607 File: file.png (166 KB, 700x420) >>138305607 what a cont make every m----- get fire while he keeps his job Anonymous 07/14/23(Fri)22:49:29 No.138277583 >>138277682 >>138278446 desuarchive.org/co/thread/138277328/#138277361 archive.md/ITTMb >>138277361 >doesnt just pull up the ladder behind him, but sets fire to it >>138281196 Why is Peter like this Anonymous 07/15/23(Sat)01:17:04 No.138279664 >>138279698 >>138281135 >>138277361 It's funny because he started his career doing "demeaning" roles that used his dwarfism as the punchline to jokes. It was a paycheck and it put him out there to further his career to bigger roles but now he mocks these roles as stepping stones because he's already made it. What a crab in a bucket, other dwarf actors must hate this guy. ...but really, he's probably just trying to get rid of potential competition and be the monopoly of being a short actor. Anonymous 07/15/23(Sat)11:38:10 No.138289975 >>138307889 >>138308830 >>138290856 >>138277361 there's something hilarious about a m----- taking the ladder behind him Anonymous 07/16/23(Sun)05:58:40 No.138303422 >>138306628 >>138307391 >>138277361 As a dwarf, I really fcking hate this cont Dinkleage. Made a goddamn career off of making a joke out of himself. Then, he goes on GoT, finally acts like a person, and now he pretends like all those mocking roles he played didn't happen. Phony fick pretends like he has any moral authority to speak for dwarfs.

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: Anonymous (ID: 59j3jvVU) Fox News Robert F. Kennedy, Jr. press dinner devolves into 'screaming and polemic farting': NY Post 07/15/23(Sat)15:41:34 No.434588183 Two guests at a press dinner for Democratic presidential candidate Robert F. Kennedy, Jr. reportedly got into a shouting match over climate... 2 days ago VF Vanity Fair This Story About the Farting RFK Jr. Fundraiser Is Politics Journalism Done Right This is one for the history books, for the tabloid hall of fame, for recounting dreamily some years hence when sloshed and remembering that... 2 days ago The New Republic RFK Jr. Campaign's Crazy New Low: Strategic Farting by Climate Denialist Turns out Robert F. Kennedy Jr.'s campaign is just full of hot air. On Tuesday, the presidential candidate attended a press dinner on the... 2 days ago Business Insider An RFK press dinner in New York reportedly devolved into a farce Robert F. Kennedy Jr. is described by the New York Post as remaining stoic while a dinner descended into a fart-filled mess. 2 days ago OK OutKick RFK Jr. Press Dinner Guests Reportedly Got Into Loud, Gassy Argument An RFK Jr. press dinner devolved into a shouting - and farting-match between two of t the attendees as the presidential candidate looked on GROSSSSSS Screenshot from 2023-07-15 12-41-14.png. 223 KB PNG >>434588349 # >>434591219 # >>434593205 # >>434593528 # >>434593531 # >>434602649 # >>434603644 # >>434605486 # >>434606111 # >>434609095 # >>434609315 # >>434609472 # >>434612524 # >>434614615 # >>434615950 # >>434621948 # >>434618775 # Anonymous (ID: Qqh/HYVO) H 07/15/23(Sat)15:42:05 No.434588224 Anonymous (ID: psgcEK1p) 07/15/23(Sat)15:43:21 No.434588324 6ry8uf.png 100 KB PNG >Barges into your dinner party >Claims the vax is a bioweapon to target whites and blacks and that jews are immune >Lets out a thunderous BRAP >Refuses to elaborate >Guests leave

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In lieu of the future state of coins, I present to you two back to back posts shitting on reddit gold from 2018. | /r/Greentext

r/4chan i.redd.it 3h u/SHCNCR Anon doesn't get it : Anonymous 83 KB JPG >ffw a few weeks >see a post that made me laugh >click on button to give gold >a menu comes up to buy gold >confusion.jpg >click on buy gold >asks for a payment method >what the f--- 11/28/18(Wed)18:37:23 No.786057786 >be me >go on Reddit >see that a post has gold and silver >wot.jpg >some f------ actually spend money to give a medal to posts and comments that they enjoy >mfw Share Share 54 Comments r/unpopularopinion 3h u/aconfusedplatypus Reddit gold is f------ stupid 303 Comments ... | 2642 2699

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Anonymous oneitis discovered im still al(...) O 07/16/23(Sun)11:16:01 No.74048082 1.83 MB JPG >be me 10 years ago >grade 9 >exchanged social media account with a girl sitting next to me in class >msg'ed back and forth a bit >went on a date and two >confessed >"sr anon im just not sure" >"ok cool" >went to different highschools and never see each other again >be me two years ago >depressed and stuffs >scrolled through my old msg >saw my conversation with her >it felt weirdly calming to read through our old msgs >apparently she has switched to another acc long ago >decided to msg the abandon acc every once in a while >just dumb, daily, trivial stuffs >sometime a "miss u" >always felt relax afterward, really help with mental mind >my messages never got "delivered", let alone read >keep doing that for 2 years >suddenly today >"omg anon you are still messaging this account?" what do now?

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