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Anonymous Why am I like this 375 KB JPG 07/16/23(Sun)09:33:58 No.902694583 >get new motorcycle to learn to ride on, picrel >ride for about a week 2 Replies >2 hot girls around my age pull up in a car next to me at a stop light, giggling very cute to each other >"heeyyyyy i love your bike, are you from here? ;)" >panic because gril talk to me >"THANKS" >stall bike, then proceed to ride away quickly and nearly drop the bike around the turn right in front of them I have now been riding for 2 months, and the only other people who have came up to me are weird old people and people getting angry that I am "riding a dirtbike on the road" Anonymous >>902694583 (OP) # Ride your own ride, anon >been riding for many years View Thread 07/16/23(Sun)09:35:51 No.902694650 Anonymous >>902694583 (OP) # kickass! id masturbate to that memory till i was raw if i were u 07/16/23(Sun)09:58:51 No.902695289

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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Anon discovers GBP’s | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 30 KB JPG 04/13/19(Sat)17:51:37 No.797323901 >be me >move to Britain >get job >get paid in GBP >goodboypoints?? >they buy tendies >goodboypoints.

Anon asks an innocent question | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 106 KB JPG 07/15/23(Sat)23:34:12 No.902686323 Do you believe in God? : Anonymous >>902686323 (OP) # I believe in how much of a f----- you are 07/15/23(Sat)23:34:57 No.902686342

Anon Doesn't Understand Fantastic Mr. Fox | /r/Greentext

☐ Anonymous 04/30/23(Sun)18:01:55 No.183925044 ► >>183925587 >>183925792 >>183925843 >>183925862 >>183942203 File: maxresdefault.jpg (254 KB, 1280x720) FHD >>183910133 (OP) Still this day have no idea what this scene supposed to mean https://youtu.be/ELqdLvz60zA [Embed] ☐ Anonymous 04/30/23(Sun)18:25:38 No.183925792 File: 1679824881753054.jpg (123 KB, 826x878) moworld would be a botto pace without me which i why have to koop ving >>183925044 It was letting go of his idealised self-image and accepting who he really was with all his flaws. He and the wolf are two complete different worlds and he realizes that he isn't the wild animal he thought he was. Anonymous 04/30/23(Sun)18:28:26 No.183925862 ► >>183925044 He spent the whole movie trying to prove to everyone that he was a wild animal and for 30 seconds, he comes in contact with an actual wild animal and realizes how much it's still beyond him and how much he respects it. ☐ Anonymous 05/01/23(Mon)03:16:28 No.183942203 ► >>183925044 >Fox is self conscious because he works a white collar job that he hates and lives in a hole. Entire movie is started by his midlife crisis >His excuse is always that he's a wild animal even though he is somewhat the opposite. >Works a job, lives in a house, speaks latin etc. Very civillized animal in that regard >keeps saying he's afraid of wolves >wolves are dangerous and wild, everything that fox isn't >In that scene he finally meets the wolf and realizes he can't talk with him >Wolf doesn't speak english, french or latin. >Wolf doesn't even understand who he is (canis lupus) >Wolf is Gigachad that dgaf >Salutes Fox though cuz they are brothers in a way, both tryin to make it >Fox realizes that he isn't a wolf and that he never will be a wolf >He isn't dangerous or wild, he speaks french and latin and is riding a motorcycle >(wolf is walking on all 4s unlike any other animal that talks in the movie) >He realizes how magnificent a wolf is, but then leaves I think it's about accepting yourself. Fox is trying to be something he is not and keeps f------ s--- up because of his ego, his desire to prove his wildness. In the end though, he swallows his pride and accepts who he is, saving the day. He realizes he isn't a wild animal in the way a wolf is. The wolf is entirely different from him. He accepts is and lets it go, becoming a Chad in his own way, by accepting who he is That's just my interpretation though

Anon has problems | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/15/23(Sat) 19:55:16 No.902684845 7 KB JPG >be me >get heart broken >decide to work on myself >start going to therapy >progress is being made, generally more optimistic and in a better mood. confidence is returning >ex tells me she's proud if the man I've become (we work together) >feelsgoodman >spontaneous solo camping trip, best time of my life >get back >life begins to fall apart, thinking about ex all the time, optimism turns to pessimism, relapse on past addictions, music is the only thing keeping me from complete insanity >write a letter to ex asking to give us another chance >says she'll think about it >see her tmr, anxious out of my mind there is no meme, w-- did that trip do to me

Anon is a follower of Christ | /r/Greentext

Anonymous >>902683806 >be me 07/15/23(Sat) 19:45:28 No.902684476 (OP) # >follower of Christ >these harlots approach me >offer me many sins should I defeat them in a race >I accept their challenge >The love of Christ flowing within my being overpowers the futile efforts these girls put into their physiques >l easily out-run them >I keep running >They call and call, for they want sin >I run and run, not happenin'! >To home I return, my soul still clean >Read several Bible excerpts, just to be safe >I love you, Jesus!

4chan's /co/ on Peter Dinklage

☐ Anonymous 07/14/23(Fri)22:33:45 No.138277361 ► >>138277403 >>138277529 >>138277583 >>138277744 >>138278446 >>138278887 >>138279007 >>138279011 >>138279080 >>138279502 >>138279664 >>138282672 >>138284341 >>138289975 >>138290768 >>138290828 >>138291836 >>138297266 >>138303422 >>138304179 >>138305607 File: file.png (166 KB, 700x420) >>138305607 what a cont make every m----- get fire while he keeps his job Anonymous 07/14/23(Fri)22:49:29 No.138277583 >>138277682 >>138278446 desuarchive.org/co/thread/138277328/#138277361 archive.md/ITTMb >>138277361 >doesnt just pull up the ladder behind him, but sets fire to it >>138281196 Why is Peter like this Anonymous 07/15/23(Sat)01:17:04 No.138279664 >>138279698 >>138281135 >>138277361 It's funny because he started his career doing "demeaning" roles that used his dwarfism as the punchline to jokes. It was a paycheck and it put him out there to further his career to bigger roles but now he mocks these roles as stepping stones because he's already made it. What a crab in a bucket, other dwarf actors must hate this guy. ...but really, he's probably just trying to get rid of potential competition and be the monopoly of being a short actor. Anonymous 07/15/23(Sat)11:38:10 No.138289975 >>138307889 >>138308830 >>138290856 >>138277361 there's something hilarious about a m----- taking the ladder behind him Anonymous 07/16/23(Sun)05:58:40 No.138303422 >>138306628 >>138307391 >>138277361 As a dwarf, I really fcking hate this cont Dinkleage. Made a goddamn career off of making a joke out of himself. Then, he goes on GoT, finally acts like a person, and now he pretends like all those mocking roles he played didn't happen. Phony fick pretends like he has any moral authority to speak for dwarfs.

The shot heard around the world | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: 59j3jvVU) Fox News Robert F. Kennedy, Jr. press dinner devolves into 'screaming and polemic farting': NY Post 07/15/23(Sat)15:41:34 No.434588183 Two guests at a press dinner for Democratic presidential candidate Robert F. Kennedy, Jr. reportedly got into a shouting match over climate... 2 days ago VF Vanity Fair This Story About the Farting RFK Jr. Fundraiser Is Politics Journalism Done Right This is one for the history books, for the tabloid hall of fame, for recounting dreamily some years hence when sloshed and remembering that... 2 days ago The New Republic RFK Jr. Campaign's Crazy New Low: Strategic Farting by Climate Denialist Turns out Robert F. Kennedy Jr.'s campaign is just full of hot air. On Tuesday, the presidential candidate attended a press dinner on the... 2 days ago Business Insider An RFK press dinner in New York reportedly devolved into a farce Robert F. Kennedy Jr. is described by the New York Post as remaining stoic while a dinner descended into a fart-filled mess. 2 days ago OK OutKick RFK Jr. Press Dinner Guests Reportedly Got Into Loud, Gassy Argument An RFK Jr. press dinner devolved into a shouting - and farting-match between two of t the attendees as the presidential candidate looked on GROSSSSSS Screenshot from 2023-07-15 12-41-14.png. 223 KB PNG >>434588349 # >>434591219 # >>434593205 # >>434593528 # >>434593531 # >>434602649 # >>434603644 # >>434605486 # >>434606111 # >>434609095 # >>434609315 # >>434609472 # >>434612524 # >>434614615 # >>434615950 # >>434621948 # >>434618775 # Anonymous (ID: Qqh/HYVO) H 07/15/23(Sat)15:42:05 No.434588224 Anonymous (ID: psgcEK1p) 07/15/23(Sat)15:43:21 No.434588324 6ry8uf.png 100 KB PNG >Barges into your dinner party >Claims the vax is a bioweapon to target whites and blacks and that jews are immune >Lets out a thunderous BRAP >Refuses to elaborate >Guests leave

In lieu of the future state of coins, I present to you two back to back posts shitting on reddit gold from 2018. | /r/Greentext

r/4chan i.redd.it 3h u/SHCNCR Anon doesn't get it : Anonymous 83 KB JPG >ffw a few weeks >see a post that made me laugh >click on button to give gold >a menu comes up to buy gold >confusion.jpg >click on buy gold >asks for a payment method >what the f--- 11/28/18(Wed)18:37:23 No.786057786 >be me >go on Reddit >see that a post has gold and silver >wot.jpg >some f------ actually spend money to give a medal to posts and comments that they enjoy >mfw Share Share 54 Comments r/unpopularopinion 3h u/aconfusedplatypus Reddit gold is f------ stupid 303 Comments ... | 2642 2699

Anon realizes where honesty can get you | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 13 KB PNG 08/30/22(Tue)16:11:21 No.70024 >be me >in college >in business school >ethics and sustainability class >first day >professor asks us to write on a note card how ethical we think we are on a scale from 1-100 >says no judgement be honest >think for a few minutes >write down 36 >pass cards to the professor >he shuffles through them >who put down 36? >raise my hand slowly >what's ur name? >anon >well anon you that was a pretty stupid thing to do >says if I was one of his employees he'd fire me >says businesses want to hire ethical people >says I should have lied and said at least 75 >class, don't be like anon >mfw Why are college professors like this? I f------ hate this place

Anon conducts an experiment | /r/Greentext

$My friends like me as another person. No.902666700 07/15/23(Sat)21:44:28 Screenshot_2023 0716 011346.jpg JPG 30.4 KiB 465x393 >be me >guy >inside out, upside down. >part of a discord friend group, we have both fembots and guys there, both irl and online (I'm an irl friend). >have random urge to make a new account pretending to be a girl to infiltrate the group >use old account from 2019 to not be suspicious >Make a whole persona, but don't stray away from my usual personality, just give it dents to make it look girlish. >join my friends (public) community server where all my friends are in >Talk, have fun >ffw a month, i'm now part of the friend group, talk to myself even to make it convincing >I recently told them from my non acting account that I'm going for a vacation in a remote area with no wifi, all good. >Talk to them with other account more. >Today, I talked to them for 5 hours with the account. >Joined the vc and f----- around, didn't talk much to not blow my cover. > After a whole 5 hours of laughter, memes, etc. i realised something. >They like me better as this persona than : me. >I enjoyed this 5 hours more than I do in my usual account. What do I do \b\ros. I'm just honestly confused. I don't even feel betrayed, i just don't know what to do. 3 replies No.902666905 07/15/23(Sat)21:49:49 jfzJjb3mCyU.jpg JPG 116.5 KiB 564x564 >>902666700 (OP) >be me >bored >create girl account on dating app >hundreds matches every day >a lot of people message me, trying to please me >realize no one needs me as a male >remember females irl I knew >they had a lot of friends and lovers I hate myself. I hate myself. I hate myself. I hate myself. I hate myself. I hate myself. I hoto voolf Photo woolf$