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: Anonymous 324 KB JPG 06/21/23(Wed)16:49:38 No.15232855 >named Princess Die >dies Anonymous >>15232855 (OP) # Who writes this s--- 06/21/23(Wed)18:18:51 No.15233135

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: Anonymous 10/26/24(Sat) 10:58:14 No.204864976 maxresdefault (3).jpg 73 KB JPG >you're gaslighting me! >you're love bombing me! >you're stonewalling me! >you're mansplaining to me! realistically, how do you respond to this?

GE Anonymous "I will refund 11/27/24(Wed)23:23:27 No.695792406 Valve Just Put Game Publishers On Notice. 1.1M views 5 days ago Bellular News your game." aa 17:58 IMG_7847.jpg 332 KB JPG >DUDE, IM THE WHOLESOME VIDEO GAME SANTA, WE DONT EVEN CARE ABOUT MONEY LMAO >destroys indie devs by forcing them to accept refunds even though the small game they released was literally under the 2 hour threshold for playing and being able to refund F--- Gabe. He's a scumbag. Anonymous >>695792406 (OP) # 11/27/24(Wed)23:25:51 No.695792505 The customer is ALWAYS right >>695793068 # >>695794602 # >>695795310 # Anonymous >>695792406 (OP) # 11/27/24(Wed)23:26:12 No.695792525 If your game is s----- enough that even people who bought it on steam instead of pirating demands a refund it's your fault Anonymous 11/27/24(Wed)23:26:42 No.695792549 Be thankful for Gabe. The second he dies, a brainless profitbot 9000 takes his place, undoes everything he did, and guts Valve like a fish for private equity wealth.

Anonymous 89KB JPG 01/18/20(Sat) 12:25:09 No.818739837 >be me >been having a s--- week >take long shower >lay on back buck naked on bed and close eyes >try not to cry >feelsbadman.jpg >doggo snoozing on bed suddenly wakes up and stretches >Starts walking over my legs but stops over my genitals >shakes head and violently slaps my d--- and balls multiple times with floppy ears >laugh uncontrollably for 5min straight Instantly feel better. Thanks doggo bro.

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File: 1687450506218295.jpg (48 KB, 447x426) Anonymous (ID: FU8WICFJ 31 06/22/23(Thu)18:41:00 No.431627113 » >>431627412 >>431627687 >>431627959 >>431628383 >>431629020 >UNDA DA SEA >UNDA DA SEEAAA >YOU WENT WITH WHAT'S CHEAPA >NOW YOUR FISH DINNA >TAKE IT FROM MEEEE >> Anonymous (ID: (iRpqF3Wm) 06/22/23(Thu)18:43:33 No.431627412 >>431628612 File: IMG_8805.jpg (173 KB, 557x557) >>431627113 (OP). >We're trapped here together >But still it's farewell >Maybe we'll suffocate >Deep Sea, who can tell? >I guess there is someone to blame >We're leaving ground (leaving ground) >Will things ever be the same again? >It's the final countdown

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File: 1687445935945.jpg (15 KB, 236x282) Help i f----- my balls Anonymous 06/22/23(Thu)22:59:03 No.29191667 [Reply] ► >>29191676 >take a shower >decide to apply some deodorant on the crotch area >next day balls are bright red, like they've been burned or something >took another shower scrubbing crotch >today they're even brighter red and feel sensitive to the touch what's going on? should i seek doctor? Anonymous 06/22/23(Thu)23:03:21 No.29191676 >>29191667 (OP) >deodorant on the crotch holy f--- you retard

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: Anonymous 12/02/21(Thu)11:26:15 No.30411341 >be lonely neckbeard mechanical engineer in 2020-2021 >Do massive amounts of drugs >Create temple of god in bedroom >Create quantum universe in bedroom >Create holographic slit grid out of window screen >Place fan by window screen and oscillate >Sit in total darkness and vibrate at same frequency as oscillating fan >Window screen electrifies >Use hands and mind to roll up balls of dark energy and convert it into a spark of binary quantum entangled light >Let if float off in room >Fan sucks it in and out through grid >Becomes holographic light in my night sky >Days later >Mysterious orbs in sky videos all over youtube >"We believe these are aliens from the future trying to show us something" Sigh

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Anonymous 私はが必要 3 KB PNG 06/22/23(Thu)10:26:24 No.73761491 >be me >at a job interview >it's going pretty well >interviewer asks me "how often were you absent or tardy at your last job?" >"well i'm not a super genius, but i'm definitely not... you know... tardy" >he just looks at me >think he wants me to continue so i say "i mean, i've made dumb mistakes but it's definitely not to the point of calling them "tardy", you know?" >"o...kay, let's move on" >rest of the interview is awkward >realize on the drive home that's not what he meant i'm not getting that job, am i?

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File: Pa_kent.jpg (81 KB, 1280x720) O Anonymous 06/22/23(Thu)09:48:54 No.186648611 ► >>186648659 >>186648803 >>186649163 >>186649241 >>186649289 >>186649352 >>186649907 >>186652235 >>186652424 >>186653206 >>186653591 >>186654516 >>186655150 >>186655204 >>186655226 >stop my invincible son, those 4 rednecks might think you are superhuman if you save me >> Anonymous 06/22/23(Thu)09:50:37 No.186648659 >>186652315 >>186652491 >>186648611 (OP). >filtered ☐ Anonymous 06/22/23 (Thu)09:55:33 No.186648803 ► >>186648964>>186649012 >>186649878 >>186652686 >>186653452 >>186654644 >>186655191 >>186648611 (OP) He knew his son would be judged and his life made into living hell. F--- humans. >t. Kryptonian BVLL >> Anonymous 06/22/23(Thu)10:00:46 No.186648964>>186650216 >>186652315 >>186652748 >>186648803 >He knew his son would be judged >Heyyy Ya'll did ya see them Kent boy like run so fast in the tornado, fastest damn run I saw since that time ol' Pitchork's horse got pecked in the ass by Reedneck's chicken Next day it would be on Daily Planet's front page. >> Anonymous 06/22/23 (Thu)10:02:05 No.186649012>>186649173 >>186649609 >>186649610 >>186653478 >>186653707 >>186648803 the thing with superman is he has no need to be afraid of literally anything humans can do. Anonymous 06/22/23(Thu)10:06:54 No.186649146 ► >>186655226 File: stop my invincible son.gif (2.65 MB, 360x152) >Stop, I beg of you! I know you're so fast no one would even notice you saved me, least of all amongst all the high winds and debris and the chaos! No! This is it for me, my invincible son. I'm content with knowing you could've saved both the dog and me. Farewell!

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File: FQhqsPzVUAAp_tR.jpg (14 KB, 236x283) Anonymous 06/21/23(Wed)15:47:20 No.35094299 >>35094325 >>35094339 >>35094369 >>35094379 >>35094580 >>35094983 >>35097058 >>35097094 >become homeless >only friend I've had as an adult died semi-recently and my family won't speak to me after finding out about my drug problem >pray to God for guidance to safety as I'm faced with many life threatening situations while traveling by foot across county lines to find a shelter without a wait list >kinda obvious (at least to me) that he answers them, such as when I asked him to lead me to a safe neighborhood before dark to sleep, as soon as the sun had fully set I was right in front of a church in a rich white neighborhood with a perfect awning to sleep under >pray to Jesus to help me forgive myself for guilt I feel around my friend's death and to turn the other cheek/forgive my family for abandoning me because I turned to drugs to cope with the loss, feels as though he answered >Pray to the holy ghost to convince me to take better care of myself and find success through selfless actions, I end up losing the weight I never had motivation to and was offered a well paying job as a staff member at a homeless shelter when previously no one would hire me >Any time I tell someone about my experience finding faith in the Holy Trinity after being a lifelong atheist, I'm told none of it is real and that I might be schizophrenic Well /x/, should I find a psychiatrist or...?

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: Anonymous 03/21/18 (Wed)19:48:00 No. 10877907 >reading Plato on the subway >Parmenides, struggling to understand >black guy next to me glances over >"Are you an intellectual ?" >"Not really." >"That's why you read Plato" >he smiles and leaves a few stations later >come home and try thinking of comebacks in the shower what the f---

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Anonymous 06/21/23 (Wed)12:49:46 No.186599471 >>186599495 >It looks like we are gonna die >We have nothing to do >Wanna f---? Would you do it? I'm not even gay but I might as well try some c--- if I-m gonna die like that

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Anonymous 11/14/14(Fri)16:45:38 No.23597742 >>23598046 >Buy musket for home defense >Finally one night I hear a crash >Dawn my powdered wig and petticoat >musket is ready to fire. >my home surround sound is also primed and ready to play "The Royal Hussars" >Hit play >"TALLEY HO LADSI" >run downstairs and into my living room >two men are carrying my T.V. >put a basketball sized hole in one >The other attempts to drop my T.V and run >"AFIX BAYONETS GENTLEMEN" >Charge after him >Jam my bayonet into his anus as he tries to climb back through a broken window. >call police >have tea ready for them.

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: Anonymous 179 KB JPG >>637103987 # 05/13/23(Sat) 14:52:19 No.637103867 >>637101641 (OP) # >make a cool building game >hand it off to some retard who spends 10 years trying to violently cram RPG mechanics where they don't belong

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