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>Be me 25 y/o 6ft man >Looking for a house to rent >l dress business casual, looking professional >walk into a house tour >Cute 4.5ft tall asian milf, probably in her mid 40s is showing the place >at first, she looks a little scared and 499 KB JPG shows me everything quickly >Understandable, it's just the both of us there >l walk behind her, she kinda thicc doe > She is barefoot >All Can think of is how good that ass feels and how good her feet smell and taste > hard as f--- >tuck in d--- onto my waist band/belt while she isn't looking >she asks me some questions about me, habits, job, normal house renting stuff >she seems interested in me renting since I got my s--- together >While talking, all I can think in my mind is how easy it would be for me to pin her down on the floor >Rip her clothes off and furiously f--- her, stretching her tiny tight p---- >Perhaps she could read my mind, I felt great sexual tension >she asked me about my gf >I say That Currently I'm dating around, no gf >"oh wow, but you real handsome! Big and strong haha you look like a quarterback " >l giggle and say thank you >her body position and the way she looked at me had me thinking she wanted me to pin her down and f--- her too. >sadly, I had to leave and I gave her my contact info to send me the app >I went to my car, drove to a nearby target parking lot and fapped and bursted c-- into a water bottle >the house got rented the next day Now I have the yellow fever. I need asian p----!

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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