File: Pa_kent.jpg (81 KB, 1280x720) O Anonymous 06/22/23(Thu)09:48:54 No.186648611 ► >>186648659 >>186648803 >>186649163 >>186649241 >>186649289 >>186649352 >>186649907 >>186652235 >>186652424 >>186653206 >>186653591 >>186654516 >>186655150 >>186655204 >>186655226 >stop my invincible son, those 4 rednecks might think you are superhuman if you save me >> Anonymous 06/22/23(Thu)09:50:37 No.186648659 >>186652315 >>186652491 >>186648611 (OP). >filtered ☐ Anonymous 06/22/23 (Thu)09:55:33 No.186648803 ► >>186648964>>186649012 >>186649878 >>186652686 >>186653452 >>186654644 >>186655191 >>186648611 (OP) He knew his son would be judged and his life made into living hell. F--- humans. >t. Kryptonian BVLL >> Anonymous 06/22/23(Thu)10:00:46 No.186648964>>186650216 >>186652315 >>186652748 >>186648803 >He knew his son would be judged >Heyyy Ya'll did ya see them Kent boy like run so fast in the tornado, fastest damn run I saw since that time ol' Pitchork's horse got pecked in the ass by Reedneck's chicken Next day it would be on Daily Planet's front page. >> Anonymous 06/22/23 (Thu)10:02:05 No.186649012>>186649173 >>186649609 >>186649610 >>186653478 >>186653707 >>186648803 the thing with superman is he has no need to be afraid of literally anything humans can do. Anonymous 06/22/23(Thu)10:06:54 No.186649146 ► >>186655226 File: stop my invincible son.gif (2.65 MB, 360x152) >Stop, I beg of you! I know you're so fast no one would even notice you saved me, least of all amongst all the high winds and debris and the chaos! No! This is it for me, my invincible son. I'm content with knowing you could've saved both the dog and me. Farewell!

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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File: FQhqsPzVUAAp_tR.jpg (14 KB, 236x283) Anonymous 06/21/23(Wed)15:47:20 No.35094299 >>35094325 >>35094339 >>35094369 >>35094379 >>35094580 >>35094983 >>35097058 >>35097094 >become homeless >only friend I've had as an adult died semi-recently and my family won't speak to me after finding out about my drug problem >pray to God for guidance to safety as I'm faced with many life threatening situations while traveling by foot across county lines to find a shelter without a wait list >kinda obvious (at least to me) that he answers them, such as when I asked him to lead me to a safe neighborhood before dark to sleep, as soon as the sun had fully set I was right in front of a church in a rich white neighborhood with a perfect awning to sleep under >pray to Jesus to help me forgive myself for guilt I feel around my friend's death and to turn the other cheek/forgive my family for abandoning me because I turned to drugs to cope with the loss, feels as though he answered >Pray to the holy ghost to convince me to take better care of myself and find success through selfless actions, I end up losing the weight I never had motivation to and was offered a well paying job as a staff member at a homeless shelter when previously no one would hire me >Any time I tell someone about my experience finding faith in the Holy Trinity after being a lifelong atheist, I'm told none of it is real and that I might be schizophrenic Well /x/, should I find a psychiatrist or...?

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: Anonymous 03/21/18 (Wed)19:48:00 No. 10877907 >reading Plato on the subway >Parmenides, struggling to understand >black guy next to me glances over >"Are you an intellectual ?" >"Not really." >"That's why you read Plato" >he smiles and leaves a few stations later >come home and try thinking of comebacks in the shower what the f---

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Anonymous 06/21/23 (Wed)12:49:46 No.186599471 >>186599495 >It looks like we are gonna die >We have nothing to do >Wanna f---? Would you do it? I'm not even gay but I might as well try some c--- if I-m gonna die like that

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Anonymous 11/14/14(Fri)16:45:38 No.23597742 >>23598046 >Buy musket for home defense >Finally one night I hear a crash >Dawn my powdered wig and petticoat >musket is ready to fire. >my home surround sound is also primed and ready to play "The Royal Hussars" >Hit play >"TALLEY HO LADSI" >run downstairs and into my living room >two men are carrying my T.V. >put a basketball sized hole in one >The other attempts to drop my T.V and run >"AFIX BAYONETS GENTLEMEN" >Charge after him >Jam my bayonet into his anus as he tries to climb back through a broken window. >call police >have tea ready for them.

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: Anonymous 22/06/23 16:36:28 No.62207489 148 KB JPG >new girl at work >were all working from home >she sends me pics of her legs wearing short shorts that look more like underwear >"Im working like this today, hehe" >this happens multiple times >I figure that maybe she's trying to flirt >ask her if she wants to go get something to eat >I don't see you that way, we're better off friends, blah blah Why do women do this?

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: Anonymous 179 KB JPG >>637103987 # 05/13/23(Sat) 14:52:19 No.637103867 >>637101641 (OP) # >make a cool building game >hand it off to some retard who spends 10 years trying to violently cram RPG mechanics where they don't belong

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: Anonymous PACKAGE THIEVES VS. GLITTER BOMB PRANK 3.0 06/22/23(Thu)00:37:07 No.73757641 14 KB JPG >going for run >go past house >see a courier has left a package by someone's letterbox (like an amazon delivery) >my instinct is that I want it, I want to take it, open it, see whats inside, it could be good, valuable, beneficial to me, etc >think well I shouldn't because there might be cameras or I could be caught and ruin my reputation, and I'd feel fear stealing it, and I could get a criminal conviction, and even a small part of me thinks the person would want their package and it would cause them a hassle if they don't get it >realise I am just cucking myself I mean is this it? Is this morality? Because I feel like this is b-------. I wanted the package and then all this brainwashing and self-cucking kicked in and prevented me from acting on my desires. and now I sit here, without the package and for why? Some made up fear in my mind? There's no way I'd be caught. Some made up empathy s---? The guy is probably a f------ f----- anyway. Me caring about this stuff = me not getting what I actually want. Next time I'm just gonna take it.

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O ☐ Anonymous 06/21/23(Wed)12:47:17 No.71349708 [Reply] My neighbor's daughter caught me training naked in my garden >Be me >Every summer I set up my home gym in the garden >I usually work out shirtless and in shorts. >I saw on fit some time ago that sunbathing your balls increase insanly your test >After my OHP, on a whim, I decide to take off my shorts and lie down on the grass. >I look around a bit and notice that there's a window in my neighbor's house that looks directly onto my garden. >I look around autistically and see that her daughter (a 13-year-old loli) is looking at me. >I act as if nothing had happened and pretend to go drinking >I come back with my short and continu my workout Frens i'm really afraid she'll tell her mother and call the cops O Anonymous 06/21/23(Wed)17:30:45 No.71352636 ► >>71352171 you forgot the -she started to have lewd thoughts by seeing anons willy

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Anonymous 06/21/23(Wed)22:36:00 No.901333219 >be me >be dreamin >be drivin >suddenly three cars identical to my make and model pass by me and pull over >three alternate versions of myself get out of each. >I pull over and talk to them >one is me from a universe where World War 2 never happened >the other was just me with glasses >the final one was a female version of me >h-------- I'm sexy as f--- >check to see if she isn't a t----- >she isn't >shootmyshot.jpg >get rejected >mfw I was rejected by myself >mfw she hits me on the head with a golf club and jacks my car does this dream just further confirm that every piece of my subconscious hates me?

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Anonymous 256 KB JPG 06/22/23(Thu)00:23:21 No.901320844 >be me, 20 >finally get into a healthy relationship >hes an absolute green flag in every way possible >he thinks things i would say before i even say them >we talk for hours, and cant even send memes to each other sometimes bc our feeds are the same reccommended >wonder why hes suddenly become distant >do everything i can to fix things, give him homemade gifts, give him more space since i felt like i was annoying him >he cheated for 2 weeks, sexting a girl in another country >received nudes and exchanged provocative messages >he never loved her, he says. says she was never worth it >forgive him, involving me seeing him cry for the first time and beg me to help him change im so confused on my emotions /b/, how do i know i can trust him. hes the first person ive ever trusted this much in my life, im so terrified of losing him because of how important he is to me. i dont know if i can fix him, or if he is telling the truth in wanting to be fixed

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Anonymous 06/22/23(Thu)01:19:41 No.901323658 King_Von_Icebox.png 217 KB PNG IC ICEBOX CUSTOM nogome >pretty sure a house in my neighborhood is or is becoming a crack house >saw the (black) tenants move out last year and never seen anyone move in since >yet black guys dressed like thugs go in and out of the back of the house at random hours >cars pull up randomly in the back, thugs go to passenger side windows and hang for a minute, obviously there are drug deals going down >i also hear crazy loud banging from time to time coming from the crack house so loud that it shakes the walls of my house >i can see into the upper level and its completely trashed, holes in the wall, nasty f------ carpet, trash like empty chip bags on the ground >yet theres still electricity What do I do? I own my house and this could f--- up my property value, couldn't it? How do I get the cops involved?

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: Anonymous >>5124938 # >driving home on your micro honda >listening citypop 06/06/23(Tue)10:52:45 No.5125919 >cute wife and kids waiting home >drive into tunnel >look at the back mirror, see madman on a bicycle >"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA, SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEX!!!" >literally s--- myself f------ scary, man >>5139095 #

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File: Pa_kent.jpg (81 KB, 1280x720) O Anonymous 06/22/23(Thu)09:48:54 No.186648611 ► >>186648659 >>186648803 >>186649163 >>186649241 >>186649289 >>186649352 >>186649907 >>186652235 >>186652424 >>186653206 >>186653591 >>186654516 >>186655150 >>186655204 >>186655226 >stop my invincible son, those 4 rednecks might think you are superhuman if you save me >> Anonymous 06/22/23(Thu)09:50:37 No.186648659 >>186652315 >>186652491 >>186648611 (OP). >filtered ☐ Anonymous 06/22/23 (Thu)09:55:33 No.186648803 ► >>186648964>>186649012 >>186649878 >>186652686 >>186653452 >>186654644 >>186655191 >>186648611 (OP) He knew his son would be judged and his life made into living hell. F--- humans. >t. Kryptonian BVLL >> Anonymous 06/22/23(Thu)10:00:46 No.186648964>>186650216 >>186652315 >>186652748 >>186648803 >He knew his son would be judged >Heyyy Ya'll did ya see them Kent boy like run so fast in the tornado, fastest damn run I saw since that time ol' Pitchork's horse got pecked in the ass by Reedneck's chicken Next day it would be on Daily Planet's front page. >> Anonymous 06/22/23 (Thu)10:02:05 No.186649012>>186649173 >>186649609 >>186649610 >>186653478 >>186653707 >>186648803 the thing with superman is he has no need to be afraid of literally anything humans can do. Anonymous 06/22/23(Thu)10:06:54 No.186649146 ► >>186655226 File: stop my invincible son.gif (2.65 MB, 360x152) >Stop, I beg of you! I know you're so fast no one would even notice you saved me, least of all amongst all the high winds and debris and the chaos! No! This is it for me, my invincible son. I'm content with knowing you could've saved both the dog and me. Farewell!

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