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Anonymous 06/20/23(Tue)01:15:01 No.35078777 >>35078796 >>35078818 >>35078825 >>35078854 >>35079092 >>35079134 >>35079221 >>35079391 >>35079515 >>35081368 >>35082023 >>35083150 >>35084018 >>35073218 (OP) READ THIS: They KNOW what happened and ALSO why communication was lost! I know someone in the coast guard who works with sea rescue. I hear there was a gas leak on it. they heard strange noises, like a rumbling, before they submerged and there were even signs of it before they began the descent but the crew "didn't want to say anything" because they are high profile clients. Well basically as they submerged the radio communication picked up on the sound it was a like kind of wet sound like a balloon deflating and they heard everyone inside of the submersible start to panic. So it is believed at this time from NASAR (North Atlantic Search and Rescue) that this was some kind of noxious gas, causing unconsciousness, and that's why the failsafe systems didn't kick in. Another report is that there was someone inside of the cabin freaking out because it is said there was liquid "spewing" all over the cabin and clogging the instrument panels. Apparently it is a really disturbing audio. Apparently with a so the submarine just fell straight into the hole where the grand staircase was(the leaked camera footage has it) and the whole way down they are playing the glorious Titanic theme music (this is to wow their customers and make it more theatric) but there is also in the background explosive diarrhea farting sounds and frantic screams of panic and disgust. so the submarine is just sealed in the middle of the titanic with all that diarrhea farting and gas trapped in it. The current thought is that one of the people on board was gassy and that's why they smelled it before they submerged, because they were "letting off some steam" or "crop dusting" in order to relieve bowel pressure and ultimately couldn't hold it in so had diarrhea farts on board and basically the whole cabin became filled with liquid excretions causing everyone to lose consciousness.

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