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Anonymous (ID: OTdkdi1q)) PE BOL DE MOTOR V de pan Fordy Problem 1. What about births? Simple, sperm banks, egg banks and artificial wombs, 10% of the female and male population without any health problems or mental issues will donate 1 count of sperm and egg every 2 months thats compulsory. There, I eliminated the use for Gender. Problem 2, But the Females might get r---- by their own army men m 06/01/23(Thu)16:29:05 No.429073617 600 KB JPG Ight back to this thread, I have made some changes to my idea and my opinion Seperate units by gender, eliminating the issue of r---, efficiency and morale. Problem 3, women are worse at fighting This isnt the medieval times, anyone aim and shoot, this isnt 14th centuary Europe with shields and swords Problem 4, They will not be trained as well They shall be trained as good as the others, any corruption during training should result in capital punishment Problem 5, le men will risk their lives for them to get some p---- Put them on drugs that mute their part of the brain that tells them they need to coom or breed, hell, maybe we could also remove empathy too Fool proof plan I see no problems in this, we are almost there anyway,

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: Anonymous 10/26/24(Sat) 10:58:14 No.204864976 maxresdefault (3).jpg 73 KB JPG >you're gaslighting me! >you're love bombing me! >you're stonewalling me! >you're mansplaining to me! realistically, how do you respond to this?

GE Anonymous "I will refund 11/27/24(Wed)23:23:27 No.695792406 Valve Just Put Game Publishers On Notice. 1.1M views 5 days ago Bellular News your game." aa 17:58 IMG_7847.jpg 332 KB JPG >DUDE, IM THE WHOLESOME VIDEO GAME SANTA, WE DONT EVEN CARE ABOUT MONEY LMAO >destroys indie devs by forcing them to accept refunds even though the small game they released was literally under the 2 hour threshold for playing and being able to refund F--- Gabe. He's a scumbag. Anonymous >>695792406 (OP) # 11/27/24(Wed)23:25:51 No.695792505 The customer is ALWAYS right >>695793068 # >>695794602 # >>695795310 # Anonymous >>695792406 (OP) # 11/27/24(Wed)23:26:12 No.695792525 If your game is s----- enough that even people who bought it on steam instead of pirating demands a refund it's your fault Anonymous 11/27/24(Wed)23:26:42 No.695792549 Be thankful for Gabe. The second he dies, a brainless profitbot 9000 takes his place, undoes everything he did, and guts Valve like a fish for private equity wealth.

Anonymous 89KB JPG 01/18/20(Sat) 12:25:09 No.818739837 >be me >been having a s--- week >take long shower >lay on back buck naked on bed and close eyes >try not to cry >feelsbadman.jpg >doggo snoozing on bed suddenly wakes up and stretches >Starts walking over my legs but stops over my genitals >shakes head and violently slaps my d--- and balls multiple times with floppy ears >laugh uncontrollably for 5min straight Instantly feel better. Thanks doggo bro.

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File: F9A08D64-62BA-4A02-88C0-4(...).png (83 KB, 500x462) No Adolf! Dont gas the Jews! S--- he has airpods on! Brit/pol/ Start wrecking edition Anonymous (ID: 0EzFcSrh | 06/01/23(Thu)21:01:51 No.429073862 [Reply] ▶ just start wrecking: >Go to waitrose/M&S or other expensive supermarket >fill basket with hundreds of expensive ice creams >throw in a freshly cooked roast chicken >walk around store for half an hour picking up chilled fish and steaks and absent mindedly leaving them in different aisles. >walk around squishing flat all the muffins in the baked goods section. >violently shake cakes >open the fridges and leave the doors open >leave trolley/basket outside toilets and go for a s---, throw enough toilet paper down it to completely clog it, repeat for other stalls. >when everything is throughly melted go through the check out and make them scan everything through but pretend you forgot your wallet in the car, tell them you are popping out to get it. >walk out and go to the next supermarket. > after doing all the supermarkets go to B&Q to buy cheap white paint Adolf, nooo >cross the road in a hurry and accidently trip and throw it over the freshly tarmacked junction >accidently mistake your chewing gum coated CEX membership card for your bank card and use it in the cash point completely jamming it. >make an appointment at the council offices and the reduced aisle fish you scanned through the self checkout as potatoes earlier slip out and go down the crack in the back of the waiting room sofa. >walk down the street removing parking tickets from cars you dont own >phone up all the pubs and restaurants and make reservations for non existant groups of people >order takeaways for cash on delivery to other peoples houses >use a flathead screwdriver to lock bathroom stalls from the outside >print out official looking (council) notices full of lies and stick them up everywhere to make people confused and mad. >buy 4000 cheap black widow knockoff catapults from china and hand them out to inner city year 9's as the leave the school gates >do the same with cheap lazer pens > purchase 10,000 r--- alarms from alibaba which you will randomly set off in hard to reach places at night

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Anon predicts the end of the world | /r/Greentext

I found out apparently s24 and episode 9 of The Simpsons shows an EMP wave that appears as blue and yellow, like the Ukraine flag, takes out Springfield's electronics and implications of an asteroid AND zombie apocalypse before the credits, and I had a random idea to put 24 and 9 in an online calculator, I added them together, and the result was... 33. Is that a coincidence?... Also there is supposedly going to be a global crisis USA conference around this time, talking about solving the issues taking place and bringing hope to America. Also something about a "transition" the time for this conference is the 9th, the 24th, September... the ninth month... and 11 AM... What's a similar day that is remembered, think about it, 911....? This is very weird actually... Like there's almost a perfect alignment with the numbers. I think something is gearing up to go down... I've been feeling it for a while now to be honest. Anonymous Wed 21 Sep 2022 06:21:11 No.32929969 Report Quoted By: >>32929981 >>32929953 >needed online calculator to add 24 and 9 Stopped reading. It will be nothing. Anonymous Thu 22 Sep 2022 13:09:34 No.32939198 Report >>32929953 What goof ball wrote this lol > I put 9 and 24 in a calculator and got.... 33 > 9/24 remind you of anything.... like... 9/11?!? Anonymous Wed 21 Sep 2022 07:48:15 No.32930264 Report >>32929953 This n---- needed a calculator to add 24 and 9 Imao. The state of /x/ Many high IQ people suck at maths. This means nothing. Anonymous Wed 21 Sep 2022 06:30:40 No.32930002 Report >>32929981 kek this isn't even cope this is advanced retardation Anonymous Wed 21 Sep 2022 12:39:54 No.32931666 Report >>32929981 Don't feel bad, I'd do the same. Anonymous Wed 21 Sep 2022 06:25:40 No.32929981 Report Quoted By: >>32930002 >>32930269 >>32931666 >>32934137 >>32934950 >>32936578 >>32936932 >>32937169 >>32937295 >>32937412 >>32937726 >>32929969 Anonymous Thu 22 Sep 2022 03:56:54 No.32936578 Report >>32929981 1st graders pissing their pants in class are high iq in retard world circa 2022 Anonymous Thu 22 Sep 2022 07:01:09 No.32937169 Report >>32929981 being bad at math is not understanding calculus if you cant sum 9+24 in your head you are just f------ retarded Anonymous Thu 22 Sep 2022 14:13:33 No.32939619 Report >>32929953 >online calculator for 24 + 9 Guys it's over, new generations are braindead, humanity will be successfully enslaved by j*ws Anonymous Thu 22 Sep 2022 08:46:27 No.32937726 Report >>32929981 Anon... 24 + 10 = 34 34 - 1 = 33 View Same Google iqdb SauceNAO Trace 1653197836685.gif, 654KiB, 245x245 I'll admit I use an online calculator all the time, but not for basic addition. Anonymous Wed 21 Sep 2022 11:43:49 No.32931333 Quoted By: >>32933305 >>32929953 >online calculator >24+9 n----- what Many high IQ people suck at maths. Anonymous Wed 21 Sep 2022 22:08:45 No.32934950 Report >>32929981 It's easy to imagine yourself being retarded, but it's impossible to imagine yourself being smart. I'm pretty sure you're retarded. This means nothing. Anonymous Wed 21 Sep 2022 07:49:15 No.32930269 Report >>32929981 B------- you are thinking of retards not "high IQ people" Anonymous Wed 21 Sep 2022 19:47:50 No.32934137 Report Quoted By: >>32939623 >>32929981 If you can't add 24 + 9 in your head you don't just "suck at maths". You're developmentally disabled Anonymous Thu 22 Sep 2022 05:55:20 No.32936932 Report >>32929981 Uh no. Savants are still retards Anonymous Thu 22 Sep 2022 07:24:51 No.32937295 Report >>32929981 No.... NO. You are wrong. Report Anonymous Thu 22 Sep 2022 07:43:20 No.32937412 Report >>32929981 >simple addition >needs high iq High iq relative to you maybe you f------ sped.

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Anon has some advice for drug addicts | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 65 KB PNG 06/01/23(Thu)19:58:57 No.900241930 >be me >smoked a s--- ton of weed in the past few months (couple joints a day) >leaf so its legal here >realize that smoking weed everyday probably isnt the best call >stopped smoking weed one month ago >literally no side effects asides from a bit of trouble falling asleep during the first few days go on reddit and see threads upon threads of people saying that weed is making them retarded and they can't stop smoking 7 Replies literally just dont smoke it? its actually that easy Imao. im convinced anyone who can't stop smoking weed is a weak willed f----- now View Thread

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file.jpg (188 KB, 1080x1219) google yandex iqdb wait PrincessLightning @Princess Lightn the good guys: potential: === the bad guys: DECL IN GEOM contested: Anonymous 01/06/23(Thu)13:27:30 No.182638655 ✓ >>182638730 >>182638761 >>182638787 >>182638797 >>182638848 >>182638887 >>182638923 >>182638987 >>182638988 >>182638994 >>182639009 >>182639013 >>182639014 >>182639036 >>182639218 >>182639310 >>182640402 >>182640462 >>182640904 >>182641219 >>182641563 >>182641585 >>182641671 >>182642347 >>182643762 >>182643874 >>182643914 >>182644000 >>182644018 >>182644027 >>182644251 >>182644502 >>182644735 >>182644941 >>182645356 >>182645671 >>182646761 (You) >>182647110 Where does your country stand? Anonymoses 01/06/23(Thu)13:45:09 No.182638994 ✓ >>182638655 (OP) >bulldoze house >air strike hospital >kill journalists >sell american blueprints to China >stérilise blacks >run apparteid state >glorified militaristic banana republic >ban christians >still good guy Just wonder what Belarus had to do to be concidered bad?

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File: pngwing.com (2).png (17 KB, 788x1033) Jurassic June. Anonymous 06/01/23(Thu)09:34:01 No.73524057 >Guys, it is now June. >We all know what happens in June. >June is a very special month of the year because a certain special thing happens in June. >It is Jurassic June! Happy 30th anniversary to Jurassic Park!

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Anon is in a shitty situation | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous >11pm, return to home after part time job (uni student) >mom is alcoholic, blacked out on sofa >sister one is sleeping after work >sister two is nowhere to be found, probably f------ with bf or something >lots of dog s---- on pad, nobody cleaned it >dad says me to clean it, first sister returned home 6pm btw >dont complain and pick up dog s---- with kitchen paper, throw them in toilet 3.93 MB JPG 06/01/23(Thu)16:52:46 No.73524189 >toilet got stuck >tried unclogging it for 20 minutes >s--- water overflowed, floor drain hole blocked while ago so s--- water is everywhere >mfw Also my mom bought that dog with sister two when she's f------ drunk, i tried to stop her but she brought it and I am the only one who feeds, take a walk, clean the s----

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Anon gets humiliated | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous I was brutally beaten by my mo(...) 06/01/23(Thu)14:42:19 No.73523354 I was about 12-13yo, came back home from some stupid pointless outside activities w/ friends. We were having guest atm, celebrating some stupid s---. They were friends of the family. FF. I greeted evetyone abd proceed to another room. Sat down to draw something, cause I was an artfag back then. Spilled some paint, and my mother just went schzomode on me right at that 119 KB JPG moment. She drag me down on the floor, placed me in the niddle of the living room, and started beating the absolute s--- out of me, Infront of everybody, including that girl my age. She grabbed some kind a of blunt metal object, and beat me with it, till I bleed the first blood from my thigh. I was screaming, wheeping, and covering my head, in order to not get hit. And everyone that day, were standing there, and just watching me being humiliated. And there was thousands or cases like this throughout my life. After that s---, I just can't regain any type of self-worth, I always feel like I'm worse than everybody else, and don't deserve living a at least normal life. Especially around girls I sabotage everything in my life.

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Anon joins the army | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 594 KB PNG 06/01/23(Thu)12:34:54 No.73522686 >be me >used to be a hopeless NEET >everyday I basically wanted to kill myself because of my lack of purpose >get contacted by an Army recruiter >got nothing to lose >take the Armed Services Vocational Aptitude Battery (ASVAB) >do well on the mechanical maintenance portion >enlist as a vehicle systems maintainer >get a $15k signing bonus >feelsgoodman.jpg >https://www.goarmy.com/how-to-join.html

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Anon have step sis | /r/Greentext

Step sister >Latin American family >Living in burger land >Me, mom, and stepdad living in same house >Go to home country to visit grandparents and drop off something for step dad's daughter >Step sister? immediately starts making out with me. I've only spoken to her once before over the phone. >Think nothing of it and go along with it since she looks average >We hang out but never f--- or anything. >Fling" only lasted for 1 day >I return home. she calls me but I never answered. Stopped after 1 week. >Fast forward 3 yrs, she and her daughter immigrate to US and will live with us. >I see her >Dios mío la creatura. >She got FAT! Slam pig >She is still noticably horny towards me. My brain is telling me, NO don't have sex with her because if i do i will be entangled in her life and i don't want to. She has nothing going for her and i have more going for mine. My penis is saying YES. Probably because I am lonely. I'm 28 yr old Only had sex once at 23. If you were me would you f--- f--- my fat step sister or just say no and ignore her? I

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Anon has watched much unnecessary porn. | /r/Greentext

>coworker asked me to look at her internet after work >go to her room, fix internet, notice panties on floor >the urge arises.png >ask to use her bathroom, "stomach isnt feeling good" >turn on fan to silence noise, fap > walk out of bathroom, shes sitting at laptop >anon, did you just masturbate in my bathroom >p---- scenes flash in my mind >this is my chance >"yes" >get kicked out

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Anon has his doubts | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: beANSBIP) >>429054547 >>429054550 >>429054967 >>429054996 >>429055780 >>429055871 >>429056152 >>4290567 | 06/01/23(Thu)12:40:18 No.429052177 >>429052353 >>429051831 (OP) Lime disease literally doesn't exist Look it up It's f------ hilarious There is no scientific proof it exist There is more proof covid was real

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Anon uses twitter | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 8 KB JPG 09/08/21 (Wed)21:49:33 No.65310615 >be me >have a crush on a girl from college >she doesn't have a fb only insta, snap and twitter >refuse to join insta so make a twitter for the first time to follow her >she follows me back >cooms.jpg >realize if you follow the right people it's not as annoying >actually find a community I'm into and meet people online where we talk about our hobbies, trade pictures and stuff >they all encourage me to ask my crush out >notice she isn't follow me anymore but I can still send her a dm >she tells me I'm a disgusting p------------ and should rot in hell >w--.png >turns out f------ twitter shows what you f------ liked to your followers Anons I liked a lot of loli s--- how can I turn this around 6 Replies / 2 Images View Thread

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Anonymous (ID: OTdkdi1q)) PE BOL DE MOTOR V de pan Fordy Problem 1. What about births? Simple, sperm banks, egg banks and artificial wombs, 10% of the female and male population without any health problems or mental issues will donate 1 count of sperm and egg every 2 months thats compulsory. There, I eliminated the use for Gender. Problem 2, But the Females might get r---- by their own army men m 06/01/23(Thu)16:29:05 No.429073617 600 KB JPG Ight back to this thread, I have made some changes to my idea and my opinion Seperate units by gender, eliminating the issue of r---, efficiency and morale. Problem 3, women are worse at fighting This isnt the medieval times, anyone aim and shoot, this isnt 14th centuary Europe with shields and swords Problem 4, They will not be trained as well They shall be trained as good as the others, any corruption during training should result in capital punishment Problem 5, le men will risk their lives for them to get some p---- Put them on drugs that mute their part of the brain that tells them they need to coom or breed, hell, maybe we could also remove empathy too Fool proof plan I see no problems in this, we are almost there anyway,

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