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Anonymous ww 411 KB JPG 10/25/24(Fri)23:29:27 No. 11838011 >be me >feminist korean c--- who I call my girlfriend stays over (she never cooks for me) >she's sitting at the table, acting all tough, asks me if we're having breakfast >tell her, "Of course, I will cook omelettes" and start making one >she watches me, like she has never seen a man cooking, finally mutters, "You actually know how to cook?" with this weird mix of surprise and annoyance >hit her with a little sarcasm about that I'm feeding her because im the alpha male provider in the relationship and she is my concubine >she snaps, says she doesn't need a man to cook for her and cooks to "prove me wrong" >just shrug, say "alright, show me what you got then" >she gets all fired up, marches into the stove like she's about to prove a point >watches me with this intense look while she makes the omelette, adding spices and trying to make it perfect >I can tell she's really into it, probably trying to one up my "simple" omelette >finally finishes, puts it on the table, and smirks like she's won something >then realizes I didn't lift a finger, glares at me >"whos the baby now, im the one feeding you now, im the leader here" >smirk and tell her i tricked her with my superior male intelligence into fulfilling her role as a woman >"You tricked me into cooking for you, f------ s---" >mfw I just sit back and enjoy the omelette >f--- her on the table after breakfast

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Anonymous 03/16/23(Thu)14:34:40 No.92128194 File: Alpha and his watch.png (1.59 MB, 1102x1190) >>92118515 (OP) >be me >buy casio f91w watch >only $10, such a steal >wear it everywhere >people ask "is that a rolex?" >nah bro, it's a casio f91w >they look disappointed > little do they know, it's the real flex >accidentally drop it, still works >try to scratch the screen, impossible >it's like a little tank on my wrist >even have a stopwatch, so fancy >forget to take it off in the shower, no problem >water-resistant af >never taking this bad boy off >Casio F91W gang for life

File: fmt 87 24 615293 1604906381.jpg (87 KB, 1910x1080) ☐ Anonymous 11/11/24(Mon)13:47:16 No.17255059 >Is name De Gaul >The Gaul >>17255201 >Is in charge of the region that used to be called Gaul Who wrote this s---?

The Russian avos' (Russian: aвосb) describes a philosophy of behavior, or attitude, of a person who ignores possible problems or hassles and, at the same time, expects or hopes for no negative results or consequences. It is an attitude that treats life as unpredictable and holds that the best one can do is count on luck.[1][2] >>73658048 # 1703041606043192.jpg 127 KB JPG >Damn you are right, this whole positivity and gratefulness thing is actually pretty good Yeah especially if you think of it in terms of sheer usefulness. Any sort of doomerism just undermines your attitude and it's much better to go through life naively assuming things will turn out well as long as you keep going forward and trying again and again despite any downs and lows in the past. I like this pic

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