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>coworker asked me to look at her internet after work >go to her room, fix internet, notice panties on floor >the urge arises.png >ask to use her bathroom, "stomach isnt feeling good" >turn on fan to silence noise, fap > walk out of bathroom, shes sitting at laptop >anon, did you just masturbate in my bathroom >p---- scenes flash in my mind >this is my chance >"yes" >get kicked out

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: Anonymous 10/26/24(Sat) 10:58:14 No.204864976 maxresdefault (3).jpg 73 KB JPG >you're gaslighting me! >you're love bombing me! >you're stonewalling me! >you're mansplaining to me! realistically, how do you respond to this?

GE Anonymous "I will refund 11/27/24(Wed)23:23:27 No.695792406 Valve Just Put Game Publishers On Notice. 1.1M views 5 days ago Bellular News your game." aa 17:58 IMG_7847.jpg 332 KB JPG >DUDE, IM THE WHOLESOME VIDEO GAME SANTA, WE DONT EVEN CARE ABOUT MONEY LMAO >destroys indie devs by forcing them to accept refunds even though the small game they released was literally under the 2 hour threshold for playing and being able to refund F--- Gabe. He's a scumbag. Anonymous >>695792406 (OP) # 11/27/24(Wed)23:25:51 No.695792505 The customer is ALWAYS right >>695793068 # >>695794602 # >>695795310 # Anonymous >>695792406 (OP) # 11/27/24(Wed)23:26:12 No.695792525 If your game is s----- enough that even people who bought it on steam instead of pirating demands a refund it's your fault Anonymous 11/27/24(Wed)23:26:42 No.695792549 Be thankful for Gabe. The second he dies, a brainless profitbot 9000 takes his place, undoes everything he did, and guts Valve like a fish for private equity wealth.

Anonymous 89KB JPG 01/18/20(Sat) 12:25:09 No.818739837 >be me >been having a s--- week >take long shower >lay on back buck naked on bed and close eyes >try not to cry >feelsbadman.jpg >doggo snoozing on bed suddenly wakes up and stretches >Starts walking over my legs but stops over my genitals >shakes head and violently slaps my d--- and balls multiple times with floppy ears >laugh uncontrollably for 5min straight Instantly feel better. Thanks doggo bro.

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Anon has his doubts | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: beANSBIP) >>429054547 >>429054550 >>429054967 >>429054996 >>429055780 >>429055871 >>429056152 >>4290567 | 06/01/23(Thu)12:40:18 No.429052177 >>429052353 >>429051831 (OP) Lime disease literally doesn't exist Look it up It's f------ hilarious There is no scientific proof it exist There is more proof covid was real

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Anon uses twitter | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 8 KB JPG 09/08/21 (Wed)21:49:33 No.65310615 >be me >have a crush on a girl from college >she doesn't have a fb only insta, snap and twitter >refuse to join insta so make a twitter for the first time to follow her >she follows me back >cooms.jpg >realize if you follow the right people it's not as annoying >actually find a community I'm into and meet people online where we talk about our hobbies, trade pictures and stuff >they all encourage me to ask my crush out >notice she isn't follow me anymore but I can still send her a dm >she tells me I'm a disgusting p------------ and should rot in hell >w--.png >turns out f------ twitter shows what you f------ liked to your followers Anons I liked a lot of loli s--- how can I turn this around 6 Replies / 2 Images View Thread

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Anon thinks women can sense something | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/13/23(Sat)11:04:32 No.73299028 MonkaSSS.jpg 70 KB JPG G-girls can't actually tell if you have big d--- energy, r- right femanons?

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Anon's incel origin story | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/31/23(Wed) 20:22:56 No.900186387 >M25, not sexist ENOUGH >2 women chit chat a lot during work >most npc like conversations I've ever had to endure 60 KB PNG >they also think in "men" vs. "women" boxes >their high pitched voices make me wanna throw out my brain after them >they notice my boiling rage when I address this & started to apologize >ffw 2 days >they start talking bs again which my brain cannot handle >they started to use some sort of "secret code" like some 8 y/o children for ther "girly" conversations >starting to think that women are super retarded and inferior >one day one of them didn't come at work and it was quiet >never felt more blessed in my life >only chill dude conversations about science, politics & war with the boys Anons, I tried to not put people into boxes but women make it so hard for me to not think that they are simply giga-retarded. There's a good reason why most women are not suited for any leadership positions.

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Anon has hit rock bottom | /r/Greentext

File: 8382929.jpg (11 KB, 196x199) Anonymous 06/01/23 (Thu) 12:19:00 No.73522620 >>73522708 >>73522732 >>73522754 >Be me, 25-year-old NEET >Wake up at 2 PM, as usual >Check my phone, still no job offers >Decide to browse r9k for some relatable feels >See a post asking for greentext stories >Challengeaccepted.jpg >Start typing out my sad life story in green letters >Be me, 10-year-old kid >Parents divorced, mom left, dad is a drunk >Grow up in a broken home, constantly moving from place to place >Attend 6 different schools in 5 years >No friends, no stability, just loneliness >Hit high school, things get worse >Bullied for being the weird kid, never fit in >Escape into video games and internet as my only solace >Graduate high school, no direction, no skills >College is out of reach due to financial constraints >Feel like a failure, a disappointment to myself and everyone around me >Parents constantly berate me for not "getting my s--- together" >Sink into depression, lose all motivation >NEET life beckons, and I embrace it >Days blur together, lose track of time >No goals, no aspirations, just surviving >Family and friends slowly drift away, tired of my excuses >Only companionship is my computer screen and r9k >Every day is a cycle of self-loathing and despair >People say "get a job," but they don't understand >No one wants to hire a loser like me >Every job application met with rejection or silence >Feel like a worthless p------------ >Post my greentext story on r9k, hoping for some sympathy >Hit the submit button, the green letters fading into the abyss >Seconds turn into minutes, minutes into hours >No comments, no upvotes, just silence >Realize that even r9k doesn't care about my pathetic existence >Feel a pang of loneliness and despair deep in my chest >Close the tab, shut down my computer >Return to the comfort of my dark, lonely room >Lie down on my bed, stare at the ceiling >Another day wasted, another day of emptiness >Close my eyes, hoping for a better tomorrow >But deep down, I know it's just a fleeting dream

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Tale old as time | /r/Greentext

06/01/23(Thu)05:42:15 No.29050742 >have sex with a close friend >(non planned, it just happened in a whim that I can describe as the perfect storm of cherry picked circumstances, we were both drunk and she had broken up with her cheating ex) >before the sexual act i basically confess my pent up love for her, feelings that I have repressed ever since our teenage >after we f--- i ask her if she wants to be my girlfriend : Anonymous 23 KB JPG >"I'm sorry, but this was a mistake, I love my boyfriend, i still think he can change, i feel like i betrayed him on a childish revenge, I love you too but in a different way, you are like a brother to me" >TFW You know, back when we were teenagers and it was more than clear she had lost her virginity I make a promise to myself to stop these feelings of mine, bury them deep inside of my confinements and move on. It was a promise i broke yesterday and in return i got my heart shattered into pieces. How do I stop feeling like this? I just can't stop the feelings of anger, regret, hatred and rejection. How can a woman want to go back to a man that basically cheats, abuse her and verbally degrade her every 5 minutes? Are women this stupid? This is eye opening to the female nature.

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Anon triggers the libs | /r/Greentext

MAKE AMERIC GREAT AGAIN Anonymous 05/23/23(Tue)22:00:51 No.899776553 [Reply] >Be me >Proud Trump Supporter riding the bus to another rally in Houston >Some f-- with pink hair and a blue hat gets on, obviously a lefty libtard >l point to my hat, he looks away Haha dumb liberals are so triggered >I watch him closely, he tries to ignore me > "Let's go Brandon" >He rolls his eyes at me Haha dumb liberals are so triggered > "Let's go Brandon" I yell louder as I snicker >The other people on the bus give annoyed looks >I sit next to the dumb libtard >I load up some gay p--- that has Bidens face shopped on it (I have thousands of these pics on my phone) > "Let's go Brandon" >He gets up and sits at the back of the bus Haha dumb liberals are so triggered >I get up and pull down my pants showing my big pale ass cheeks >Drop a rotting chocolate sausage out of my a------ into my hand >Everyone on the bus scream in disgust and terror Haha dumb liberals are so triggered >The bus driver yells at me to get off the bus >I smear s--- on the windows writing "Let's go Brandon" >Get throw off the bus by a group of various men >Smear s--- on their faces as I laugh and yell "Let's go Brandon" Haha dumb liberals are so triggered

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Anon has a turbo incel moment | /r/Greentext

36 KB JPG Use this thread to vent out all your frustration and experiences about women and the current sexual market place/dynamic. I'll start. >Be me >Will be 25 in a month. >Khhv >Lightskin Black Hispanic >6'2 >Fat >Have broad shoulders and long arms. >Be told to play n----- ball by my community but turned off by it from how worshiped it is. (it really is a religion for n------ and muds) >Regret now since I probably would've been able to get p---- from it. >Now work in a hospital where my Dad is one on the directors. >Near plenty of mutt thot nurses but get hyper ignored. >One girl that looks like Tessa Thompson that I like says hi to me once and I immediately want to marry her. >All my co-workers try to hook me with her but I never get the chance to speak to her since she's a social butterfly. >Do know she's single though. >Say hi to her a few times. >Says hi back but each time gets more visibly turned off since I'm essentially autistic >Coworker tells me I'm over thinking it and offers to just tell her I like her. >I accept the offer since there really isn't a time I'm gonna have to talk to her where she's alone. >In the meantime I just try to keep it low key. >Today she's in and I awkwardly exchange greetings with her. > When she clocks out she just tepidly notices me but says nothing and walks away. >See her walking away with some guy. >Fight the urge not to go full ER.

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Anon has a movie idea involving the rock and his two invisible friends (and makes a formatting mistake while doing so). | /r/Greentext

File: Movie plot..png (968 KB, 896x1585) Pitch a movie plot starring these three actors ON 109 com 60 Cent The Rock is looking for his two invisible friends. Like Reply Yo guys, I have a movie idea. Anonymous 05/31/23(Wed)10:49:58 No.73514256 So I have this cool movie idea involving the rock and his two invisible friends. >The rock trips over his two invisible friends. >When he gets up he accidentally kicks them onto a jeep. >The jeep starts up and the jeep drives into the jungle and crashes somewhere. >The rock's two invisible friends are now unconscious and can't call for help. >The rocks two invisible friends also have nothing on them to get located and are not on the jeep anymore. >Now the rock has to find his two invisible friends before it is too late. Anonymous 05/31/23(Wed)10:51:53 No.73514271 File: 31ruA1PYZ9L.jpg (15 KB, 368x500) 0 | Crap made a mistake in formatting. At least you can still understand it.

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Anon meet a girl | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 1.79 MB GIF 05/16/23(Tue)15:51:11 I think it might honestly be over for me >In college No.73338309 >Get assigned group work with cute girl >Somehow she's as autistic as me, we get on very well >Keep hanging out after assignment is done >Talk for hours on various topics >Finally get the courage to ask her out on a date >She accepts >Never got this far, whatever, keep it simple >We're supposed to grab a cup of coffee >Waiting for her, she doesn't show up >Doesn't respond to texts >See her in class the next day >Ask what that was all about >She tells me she came up behind me intending to surprise me, but heard me humming Horst Wessel Lied >Apparently she's Jewish and wants nothing to do with me now I'm not even a Nazi, I just like the melody

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The pretender, Anon | /r/Greentext

> Be me > Absolute f------ loser > Go to gas station to get le slurpee one day > Notice cashier and his friend are laughing at me > Decide to f--- with them > Pick up pack of trojans and slap them on the counter with my drink > Their faces >Walk out feeling smug > Realize now I have to always be chad infront of them > Throw condoms in the trash outside I waste so much more money just to get my slurpees now because I always have to pick up condoms each time i go in there

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Anon is outside | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 58 KB JPG What now? 06/01/23(Thu)02:58:50 No.73519051 >"just go outside bro" >go outside >nobody there except old people and people who already have friends and romantic partners and aren't interested in new ones

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