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: Anonymous 05/31/23(Wed) 20:22:56 No.900186387 >M25, not sexist ENOUGH >2 women chit chat a lot during work >most npc like conversations I've ever had to endure 60 KB PNG >they also think in "men" vs. "women" boxes >their high pitched voices make me wanna throw out my brain after them >they notice my boiling rage when I address this & started to apologize >ffw 2 days >they start talking bs again which my brain cannot handle >they started to use some sort of "secret code" like some 8 y/o children for ther "girly" conversations >starting to think that women are super retarded and inferior >one day one of them didn't come at work and it was quiet >never felt more blessed in my life >only chill dude conversations about science, politics & war with the boys Anons, I tried to not put people into boxes but women make it so hard for me to not think that they are simply giga-retarded. There's a good reason why most women are not suited for any leadership positions.

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File: fmt 87 24 615293 1604906381.jpg (87 KB, 1910x1080) ☐ Anonymous 11/11/24(Mon)13:47:16 No.17255059 >Is name De Gaul >The Gaul >>17255201 >Is in charge of the region that used to be called Gaul Who wrote this s---?

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Anon has hit rock bottom | /r/Greentext

File: 8382929.jpg (11 KB, 196x199) Anonymous 06/01/23 (Thu) 12:19:00 No.73522620 >>73522708 >>73522732 >>73522754 >Be me, 25-year-old NEET >Wake up at 2 PM, as usual >Check my phone, still no job offers >Decide to browse r9k for some relatable feels >See a post asking for greentext stories >Challengeaccepted.jpg >Start typing out my sad life story in green letters >Be me, 10-year-old kid >Parents divorced, mom left, dad is a drunk >Grow up in a broken home, constantly moving from place to place >Attend 6 different schools in 5 years >No friends, no stability, just loneliness >Hit high school, things get worse >Bullied for being the weird kid, never fit in >Escape into video games and internet as my only solace >Graduate high school, no direction, no skills >College is out of reach due to financial constraints >Feel like a failure, a disappointment to myself and everyone around me >Parents constantly berate me for not "getting my s--- together" >Sink into depression, lose all motivation >NEET life beckons, and I embrace it >Days blur together, lose track of time >No goals, no aspirations, just surviving >Family and friends slowly drift away, tired of my excuses >Only companionship is my computer screen and r9k >Every day is a cycle of self-loathing and despair >People say "get a job," but they don't understand >No one wants to hire a loser like me >Every job application met with rejection or silence >Feel like a worthless p------------ >Post my greentext story on r9k, hoping for some sympathy >Hit the submit button, the green letters fading into the abyss >Seconds turn into minutes, minutes into hours >No comments, no upvotes, just silence >Realize that even r9k doesn't care about my pathetic existence >Feel a pang of loneliness and despair deep in my chest >Close the tab, shut down my computer >Return to the comfort of my dark, lonely room >Lie down on my bed, stare at the ceiling >Another day wasted, another day of emptiness >Close my eyes, hoping for a better tomorrow >But deep down, I know it's just a fleeting dream

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Tale old as time | /r/Greentext

06/01/23(Thu)05:42:15 No.29050742 >have sex with a close friend >(non planned, it just happened in a whim that I can describe as the perfect storm of cherry picked circumstances, we were both drunk and she had broken up with her cheating ex) >before the sexual act i basically confess my pent up love for her, feelings that I have repressed ever since our teenage >after we f--- i ask her if she wants to be my girlfriend : Anonymous 23 KB JPG >"I'm sorry, but this was a mistake, I love my boyfriend, i still think he can change, i feel like i betrayed him on a childish revenge, I love you too but in a different way, you are like a brother to me" >TFW You know, back when we were teenagers and it was more than clear she had lost her virginity I make a promise to myself to stop these feelings of mine, bury them deep inside of my confinements and move on. It was a promise i broke yesterday and in return i got my heart shattered into pieces. How do I stop feeling like this? I just can't stop the feelings of anger, regret, hatred and rejection. How can a woman want to go back to a man that basically cheats, abuse her and verbally degrade her every 5 minutes? Are women this stupid? This is eye opening to the female nature.

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Anon triggers the libs | /r/Greentext

MAKE AMERIC GREAT AGAIN Anonymous 05/23/23(Tue)22:00:51 No.899776553 [Reply] >Be me >Proud Trump Supporter riding the bus to another rally in Houston >Some f-- with pink hair and a blue hat gets on, obviously a lefty libtard >l point to my hat, he looks away Haha dumb liberals are so triggered >I watch him closely, he tries to ignore me > "Let's go Brandon" >He rolls his eyes at me Haha dumb liberals are so triggered > "Let's go Brandon" I yell louder as I snicker >The other people on the bus give annoyed looks >I sit next to the dumb libtard >I load up some gay p--- that has Bidens face shopped on it (I have thousands of these pics on my phone) > "Let's go Brandon" >He gets up and sits at the back of the bus Haha dumb liberals are so triggered >I get up and pull down my pants showing my big pale ass cheeks >Drop a rotting chocolate sausage out of my a------ into my hand >Everyone on the bus scream in disgust and terror Haha dumb liberals are so triggered >The bus driver yells at me to get off the bus >I smear s--- on the windows writing "Let's go Brandon" >Get throw off the bus by a group of various men >Smear s--- on their faces as I laugh and yell "Let's go Brandon" Haha dumb liberals are so triggered

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Anon has a turbo incel moment | /r/Greentext

36 KB JPG Use this thread to vent out all your frustration and experiences about women and the current sexual market place/dynamic. I'll start. >Be me >Will be 25 in a month. >Khhv >Lightskin Black Hispanic >6'2 >Fat >Have broad shoulders and long arms. >Be told to play n----- ball by my community but turned off by it from how worshiped it is. (it really is a religion for n------ and muds) >Regret now since I probably would've been able to get p---- from it. >Now work in a hospital where my Dad is one on the directors. >Near plenty of mutt thot nurses but get hyper ignored. >One girl that looks like Tessa Thompson that I like says hi to me once and I immediately want to marry her. >All my co-workers try to hook me with her but I never get the chance to speak to her since she's a social butterfly. >Do know she's single though. >Say hi to her a few times. >Says hi back but each time gets more visibly turned off since I'm essentially autistic >Coworker tells me I'm over thinking it and offers to just tell her I like her. >I accept the offer since there really isn't a time I'm gonna have to talk to her where she's alone. >In the meantime I just try to keep it low key. >Today she's in and I awkwardly exchange greetings with her. > When she clocks out she just tepidly notices me but says nothing and walks away. >See her walking away with some guy. >Fight the urge not to go full ER.

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Anon has a movie idea involving the rock and his two invisible friends (and makes a formatting mistake while doing so). | /r/Greentext

File: Movie plot..png (968 KB, 896x1585) Pitch a movie plot starring these three actors ON 109 com 60 Cent The Rock is looking for his two invisible friends. Like Reply Yo guys, I have a movie idea. Anonymous 05/31/23(Wed)10:49:58 No.73514256 So I have this cool movie idea involving the rock and his two invisible friends. >The rock trips over his two invisible friends. >When he gets up he accidentally kicks them onto a jeep. >The jeep starts up and the jeep drives into the jungle and crashes somewhere. >The rock's two invisible friends are now unconscious and can't call for help. >The rocks two invisible friends also have nothing on them to get located and are not on the jeep anymore. >Now the rock has to find his two invisible friends before it is too late. Anonymous 05/31/23(Wed)10:51:53 No.73514271 File: 31ruA1PYZ9L.jpg (15 KB, 368x500) 0 | Crap made a mistake in formatting. At least you can still understand it.

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Anon meet a girl | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 1.79 MB GIF 05/16/23(Tue)15:51:11 I think it might honestly be over for me >In college No.73338309 >Get assigned group work with cute girl >Somehow she's as autistic as me, we get on very well >Keep hanging out after assignment is done >Talk for hours on various topics >Finally get the courage to ask her out on a date >She accepts >Never got this far, whatever, keep it simple >We're supposed to grab a cup of coffee >Waiting for her, she doesn't show up >Doesn't respond to texts >See her in class the next day >Ask what that was all about >She tells me she came up behind me intending to surprise me, but heard me humming Horst Wessel Lied >Apparently she's Jewish and wants nothing to do with me now I'm not even a Nazi, I just like the melody

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The pretender, Anon | /r/Greentext

> Be me > Absolute f------ loser > Go to gas station to get le slurpee one day > Notice cashier and his friend are laughing at me > Decide to f--- with them > Pick up pack of trojans and slap them on the counter with my drink > Their faces >Walk out feeling smug > Realize now I have to always be chad infront of them > Throw condoms in the trash outside I waste so much more money just to get my slurpees now because I always have to pick up condoms each time i go in there

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Anon is outside | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 58 KB JPG What now? 06/01/23(Thu)02:58:50 No.73519051 >"just go outside bro" >go outside >nobody there except old people and people who already have friends and romantic partners and aren't interested in new ones

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Annon finds green text community nice | /r/Greentext

6:17 31 Board /b/ - Random boards.4chan.org/b/thi (ho ( : Anonymous Posting on green text 364 KB JPG [Advertise on 4chan] ||| >Reply to comments >Have great time 05/31/23 (Wed)18:17:29 No.900183535 ll 29% € Settings Mobile Home 5 : >be me aged 15 >Browsing green text.jpg >Decides to post >Writes about origami >. Post.wav >Post receives flood of updoots and comments > Happy.png Post a Reply r/green text is a nice community thx for the support Return Catalog Top <유

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Accept your state mandated mommy gf | /r/Greentext

Women In Their 30s Will Treat You Right vy P Women In Their 30s Will Treat (...) Trad West @trad_west 1d Yes. Show this thread YOU WOULD REALLY WORK 2 JOBS SO I CAN SPEND MY TIME KEEPING OUR HOUSE BEAUTIFUL AND RAISING THE KIDS? YES. 885 KB JPG 06/01/23(Thu)03:30:47 No.429000983 >Be me >26 yrs old >5'11" >Lean and muscular from gymceling >Full hair, no balding, and blue eyes >Engineer making 6 figs >Car paid off >Nice home >No debt (besides mortgage) >6.0in X 5.5in c--- (circumcised unfortunately) Here's my experience with women of different ages groups for the young anons. Girls 18-24: >I'm too young for girls with daddy issues >Mostly uninterested >just some average dude >Plus Chad on Tinder is 6'4" with a boat >Sometimes get with them, but have to deal with the hassle of a girl with 1,000 options and wants to try every c--- Girls 25-28: >Much more receptive >Lots of s--- tests, but get clingy once they find out you're not a loser bum >Interested, but not particularly wowed by you and see you as a peer >Last hoorah to get someone decent before they completely give up their standards Girls 29+: >Desperate beyond sanity >Will go feral when they find out you're not an obese manlet with AIDs and you have a job >Will let you stick it in their mouth, then their butt, and then back in their mouth before the first date >Prepare to get endless voicemails if you break up with them >Will convince their friends to have o----- with you just to keep you from leaving So there you go gentlemen. If you don't want marriage/kids in clownworld like me, just date women in their early 30s and live out all your fantasies.

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average nonreformation justice system | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous I AM THE VILLAIN AND THIS IS MY TRAGIC BACKSTORY. I'M BULLIED AND MISUNDERSTOOD NO ONE WILL BE FRIENDS WITH ME. 07/25/21 (Sun)04:20:18 No.64704293 NOT SO FAST!! WE WILL DEFEAT YOU WITH THE POWER OF FRIENDSHIP K WHICH YOU DON'T HAVE! Fell HA HA!! NOW HAVE POWERS AND WILL EXACT REVENGE!! The initial problem which caused this issue is never addressed. AlexIAW 20210725_041632.jpg 73 KB JPG >maybe if you weren't so bitter people would like you more

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Anon caught the Gaze of a Mysterious Woman | /r/Greentext

APOLLO BAND ARNET COBB BROWNSKIN CHORUS-FRED GORDON SID CATLET BAND RS 4:24 AR Mysterious Eye Contact: A Brief Encounter at the Movies Anonymous 05/31/23(Wed)22:10:17 No.900191395 >Hey /b/ros, let me tell you about this wild encounter I had today. So, I was strolling towards the movie theater, all hyped up to catch the latest flick. As I'm strutting my stuff, I notice this fine-ass woman giving me the eyes. You know that feeling when you can sense someone's gaze burning into your soul? Yeah, it was like that. Now, let me paint you a picture of this chick. She had flowing locks of luscious hair that cascaded down her shoulders, a pair of mesmerizing eyes that could make you forget your own name, and a body that could make a saint reconsider their life choices. Damn, she was smoking hot! But here's the kicker, /b/ros: I couldn't figure out if she was checking me out or if I had some nacho cheese residue on my face that she found amusing. I mean, who knows what goes on in the minds of women, am I right? So, being the curious soul that I am, I made a bold move. As I passed her, I gave her a cheeky grin and a subtle nod, trying to gauge her reaction. She responded with a quick flicker of a smile and a coy look, leaving me in utter confusion. Was that a sign, or was it just a random act of kindness? I couldn't help but wonder. But, alas, my fellow anonymous adventurers, I'll probably never know what that interaction truly meant. It's just one of those fleeting moments that leaves you questioning the mysteries of life. Maybe she was just being friendly, or perhaps I missed my chance at something incredible. Anyway, I'm off to drown my confusion in some tendies and Mountain Dew. Share your own tales of ambiguous encounters, /b/ros. Let's revel in the enigma that is the opposite sex and the chaos it brings to our lives. Stay based, stay anon.

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