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![The Russian avos' (Russian: aвосb) describes a philosophy of behavior, or attitude, of a person who ignores possible problems or hassles and, at the same time, expects or hopes for no negative results or consequences. It is an attitude that treats life as unpredictable and holds that the best one can do is count on luck.[1][2] >>73658048 # 1703041606043192.jpg 127 KB JPG >Damn you are right, this whole positivity and gratefulness thing is actually pretty good Yeah especially if you think of it in terms of sheer usefulness. Any sort of doomerism just undermines your attitude and it's much better to go through life naively assuming things will turn out well as long as you keep going forward and trying again and again despite any downs and lows in the past. I like this pic](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/list/002/946/856/9f0.jpeg "Anon is hopeful | /r/Greentext")
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![File: 8eb[1].jpg (40 KB, 657x527) ABSEL GEL DISUGSTIGN O Anonymous (ID: 7YFnDapt) | 03/27/23(Mon)14:42:09 No.421200957 ► >>421201052 >>421201112 >>421201177 >>421201181 >>421201280 >>421201353 >>421201782 >>421201820 >>421201913 >>421201955 >>421202000 >>421202153 >>421202268 >>421202284 >>421202382 >>421203528 >live in commie block, can hear everything through walls >lie in the bed >hear milf neighbour moaning >is she having segz? >diamonds.exe >fap furiously to her moans >c-- buckets >today parents tell me that she died to stroke >mfw I fapped to her agony it's political because she was vaxxed](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/558/564/114.png "Polish anon c--- to moans | /r/Greentext")
![File: not chad.jpg (67 KB, 640x888) ☐ I met him Anonymous 03/26/23(Sun)09:36:56 No.72716949 [Reply] ► >>72717854 >>72718830 >Be me, just turned 25 >Get new job, start last Monday as junior dev with startup >First day is orientation, HR stuff, meet the team, get a badge, getting a laptop. Pretty excited, first job after school. >Two senio=r dev's invite me to join them for lunch at one of the picnic tables in the plaza outside the building, we all get doordash >Eating when the senior guys says "There he is" >Look over, black benz parks in a reserved spot near the back entrance/plaza >See the guy inside swap out from sunglasses, gets out >Easily 6'2", in shape, blonde hair, lumberjack beard, broad shoulders, dress slacks and dress shirt, etc. >Walks over, greets the other two guys, turns to me >Bright blue eyes, warm smile, I feel like there is a spotlight on me, >"You must be the new guy! I'm Anon, what's your name?" >He talks to me for a minute or two, I am totally relaxed and at ease (normally I hate talking to strangers). He then talks shop a bit with the guys with me about our main software product. Goes on his way >Senior guy "You just met 50% of our profits. Anon the Salesman makes us as much as the other 8 salesmen and the sales manager put together. When he takes week off the principal investors don't sleep well." >Over the rest of the week I meet him a few more times, learn about him >Bought the car with his bonus from 2022. >Has a condo nearby >He's into cigars, whiskey, and is a donor to the local opera, goes to the opera all the time The final straw >Saw a picture of him from 3 years previous when he was hired. Surprised he had a strong jaw, thought guys grew beards to hide a weak chin. Commented he had a baby face. >My manager, "yeah, that's why he grew the beard, makes it harder to guess his age" >What? >"He just turned 26 last month" I met Chadwick Chaddington III, Baron of Chaddex, Lord of Chadsen Manor and f--- it hurts](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/558/437/fd8.png "anon meets chad | /r/Greentext")
