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![The Russian avos' (Russian: aвосb) describes a philosophy of behavior, or attitude, of a person who ignores possible problems or hassles and, at the same time, expects or hopes for no negative results or consequences. It is an attitude that treats life as unpredictable and holds that the best one can do is count on luck.[1][2] >>73658048 # 1703041606043192.jpg 127 KB JPG >Damn you are right, this whole positivity and gratefulness thing is actually pretty good Yeah especially if you think of it in terms of sheer usefulness. Any sort of doomerism just undermines your attitude and it's much better to go through life naively assuming things will turn out well as long as you keep going forward and trying again and again despite any downs and lows in the past. I like this pic](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/list/002/946/856/9f0.jpeg "Anon is hopeful | /r/Greentext")
![File: not chad.jpg (67 KB, 640x888) ☐ I met him Anonymous 03/26/23(Sun)09:36:56 No.72716949 [Reply] ► >>72717854 >>72718830 >Be me, just turned 25 >Get new job, start last Monday as junior dev with startup >First day is orientation, HR stuff, meet the team, get a badge, getting a laptop. Pretty excited, first job after school. >Two senio=r dev's invite me to join them for lunch at one of the picnic tables in the plaza outside the building, we all get doordash >Eating when the senior guys says "There he is" >Look over, black benz parks in a reserved spot near the back entrance/plaza >See the guy inside swap out from sunglasses, gets out >Easily 6'2", in shape, blonde hair, lumberjack beard, broad shoulders, dress slacks and dress shirt, etc. >Walks over, greets the other two guys, turns to me >Bright blue eyes, warm smile, I feel like there is a spotlight on me, >"You must be the new guy! I'm Anon, what's your name?" >He talks to me for a minute or two, I am totally relaxed and at ease (normally I hate talking to strangers). He then talks shop a bit with the guys with me about our main software product. Goes on his way >Senior guy "You just met 50% of our profits. Anon the Salesman makes us as much as the other 8 salesmen and the sales manager put together. When he takes week off the principal investors don't sleep well." >Over the rest of the week I meet him a few more times, learn about him >Bought the car with his bonus from 2022. >Has a condo nearby >He's into cigars, whiskey, and is a donor to the local opera, goes to the opera all the time The final straw >Saw a picture of him from 3 years previous when he was hired. Surprised he had a strong jaw, thought guys grew beards to hide a weak chin. Commented he had a baby face. >My manager, "yeah, that's why he grew the beard, makes it harder to guess his age" >What? >"He just turned 26 last month" I met Chadwick Chaddington III, Baron of Chaddex, Lord of Chadsen Manor and f--- it hurts](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/558/437/fd8.png "anon meets chad | /r/Greentext")
![O school Anonymous 03/26/23(Sun)11:32:30 No.72718208 [Reply] ► >>72718558 School Stories Thread,I went to a pretty s--- school, so alot of stories. K-12 so I was with the same people. Gonna bounce around, these arent gonna be in order. >Be me, about 17 at the time. >School had a bad geese problem, almost everywhere on the lawn had s--- on it >Before you ask, there was more than once it was human. >Sitting with a friend of mine, Fredrick. Tard, but good kid. >Overhear some girl talking to her friend about how she would suck a dude off to get rid of the geese. >Nudge Fredrick and tell him. >I see an idea come over his face, and he hauls ass somewhere >Think hes gonna take a s---, and I just pull my phone out of my bag and d--- around. >Bell rings, and we have to go inside >Like 20 minutes later, in the computer lab. >hear screaming outside, Go outside to check on it. >F------ Fredrick killed a geese, brought it the half mile back to the front of the school, and is swinging it like a lasso screaming "I AM AN APLHA MALE" at the top of his lungs >This was 2020, so every man wanted to be an "Alpha Male" >My sides are in orbit, secretary is screaming. >I dont remember exactly what happened, but because of some random law, It was "Self Defense". >mfw day later Fredrick comes back to school like nothing happened.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/558/416/d58.png "anon is a bad friend | /r/Greentext")
![O Anonymous 03/27/23 (Mon)01:58:40 No.72720514 [Reply] ► >>72720625 >be me in highschool >stoner >always skip school to smoke with friend who is also stoner >always meet up and school then leave to go smoke >only place near the school that's secluded is a drain, basically a tunnel that you can sit / crawl in but not stand >one day we're in the drain and we notice a bong, not ours >there are others >write a message on the wall, "hello?" >come back a few days later, underneath is written "hi" >h-------- >start communicating with the unknown stoners >become friends >we always use their bong because it's better than ours even though it sits in a drain (we were gross) >one day friend comes and says he has some great weed >go to smoke it after school even though I need to take a s--- >end up smoking for ages and it's completely dark >we go to leave, but I want one big hit from the bong before we go >take the biggest rip possible >oh f--- >cough so hard I start to s--- my pants >rush out of the drain, wipe ass with leaves and ditch underwear, friend asks what's wrong, I say don't worry about it I'll be back in a sec >think it's not that bad >go back to drain after half an hour of blindly wiping in the dark >friend is still there >"what the f--- is that smell" >"I don't know what you're talking about bro" and go to take another hit from bong >he turns on light from phone >it's everywhere >I look like Augustus Gloop when he fell in the chocolate river >finger marks of s--- all over the bong where I touched it >friend almost vomits >he is a bro though, helps me clean myself using a puddle >we get most of it >we leave, forget about the bong >take the train home, people are getting up and moving to other carriages >come back a few days later >bong is gone >new message on the wall >"what the f--- is wrong with you, why did you smear s--- all over our bong? Kys" >never got another message on the wall or saw the bong again I miss you drain buddies, sorry about your bong](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/558/394/23b.png "anon misses his bong buddy :-( | /r/Greentext")
![File: tomato.png (16 KB, 211x239) O w-- Anonymous 03/26/23(Sun)12:09:42 No.72718607 [Reply] > be me > 16 > look like a tomato when my face turns red > get really hot and sweaty in every season but winter > turn bright red when i play sport or exercise > chad bullies me and calls me a tomato > p-----.jpg > get angry and shout at chad > she starts crying > runs out of restaurant > the staff run out and comfort her > get even more red > he calls me a burnt tomato > ff to a week ago > on my first date > qt 3.14 girl from my school meets me at restaurant > she orders f------ tomato soup > face is already red because im shy > fml.jpg > she tells me to look into the soup > "look, they must have given me an extra tomato" > years of bullying boil up > grab bowel of soup and throw it at her face > "whos red now stupid bitch" > ff to yesterday > new kid transfers from neighbouring town > really sickly, goes really white when about to vomit > kids joke that he goes green like broccoli > chad gets an idea > locks me and him in a classroom in burning summer heat > says hes making vegetable soup > his friends throw water through the window > new kid cries and vomits on my shirt > "wow, looks like the tomatos been seasoned" is my life f----- /b/ros? can i come back from this?](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/558/350/946.png "anon gets bullied | /r/Greentext")
