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![O Anonymous 03/27/23 (Mon)01:58:40 No.72720514 [Reply] ► >>72720625 >be me in highschool >stoner >always skip school to smoke with friend who is also stoner >always meet up and school then leave to go smoke >only place near the school that's secluded is a drain, basically a tunnel that you can sit / crawl in but not stand >one day we're in the drain and we notice a bong, not ours >there are others >write a message on the wall, "hello?" >come back a few days later, underneath is written "hi" >h-------- >start communicating with the unknown stoners >become friends >we always use their bong because it's better than ours even though it sits in a drain (we were gross) >one day friend comes and says he has some great weed >go to smoke it after school even though I need to take a s--- >end up smoking for ages and it's completely dark >we go to leave, but I want one big hit from the bong before we go >take the biggest rip possible >oh f--- >cough so hard I start to s--- my pants >rush out of the drain, wipe ass with leaves and ditch underwear, friend asks what's wrong, I say don't worry about it I'll be back in a sec >think it's not that bad >go back to drain after half an hour of blindly wiping in the dark >friend is still there >"what the f--- is that smell" >"I don't know what you're talking about bro" and go to take another hit from bong >he turns on light from phone >it's everywhere >I look like Augustus Gloop when he fell in the chocolate river >finger marks of s--- all over the bong where I touched it >friend almost vomits >he is a bro though, helps me clean myself using a puddle >we get most of it >we leave, forget about the bong >take the train home, people are getting up and moving to other carriages >come back a few days later >bong is gone >new message on the wall >"what the f--- is wrong with you, why did you smear s--- all over our bong? Kys" >never got another message on the wall or saw the bong again I miss you drain buddies, sorry about your bong](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/558/394/23b.png "anon misses his bong buddy :-( | /r/Greentext")
![File: tomato.png (16 KB, 211x239) O w-- Anonymous 03/26/23(Sun)12:09:42 No.72718607 [Reply] > be me > 16 > look like a tomato when my face turns red > get really hot and sweaty in every season but winter > turn bright red when i play sport or exercise > chad bullies me and calls me a tomato > p-----.jpg > get angry and shout at chad > she starts crying > runs out of restaurant > the staff run out and comfort her > get even more red > he calls me a burnt tomato > ff to a week ago > on my first date > qt 3.14 girl from my school meets me at restaurant > she orders f------ tomato soup > face is already red because im shy > fml.jpg > she tells me to look into the soup > "look, they must have given me an extra tomato" > years of bullying boil up > grab bowel of soup and throw it at her face > "whos red now stupid bitch" > ff to yesterday > new kid transfers from neighbouring town > really sickly, goes really white when about to vomit > kids joke that he goes green like broccoli > chad gets an idea > locks me and him in a classroom in burning summer heat > says hes making vegetable soup > his friends throw water through the window > new kid cries and vomits on my shirt > "wow, looks like the tomatos been seasoned" is my life f----- /b/ros? can i come back from this?](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/558/350/946.png "anon gets bullied | /r/Greentext")
![: Anonymous (ID: (U8hAAFRw Far-Left Magazine Shuts Down After Indian Migrant Editor Allegedly Rapes Antifa Activist The migrant r---- the organizer a second time after she made him read feminist essays httpsnational file.com far-left-magazine-shuts-down-after-indian- 05/16/20(Sat)04:34:31 No.257622530 migrant-editor-allegedly-rapes-antifa-activist.png 124 KB PNG https://nationalfile.com/far-left-magazine-shuts- down-after-indian-migrant-editor-allegedly-rapes- antifa-activist/ : Anonymous (ID: CulpTOOvv) → 05/16/20(Sat)05:41:26 No.257628578 >>257622530 (OP) # This entire article is like one big "what the f---". : Anonymous (ID: RMCORrFO) 05/16/20(Sat)05:41:28 No.257628586 BASED PAJEET. 193 KB PNG : Anonymous (ID: zwvNBRvr Hudson Bookselle Escape Refresh EDKglNuXUAInMgk.jpg 158 KB JPG This is him in the mustache. Anonymous (ID: tRIcLBfO) >>257622530 (OP) # 05/16/20(Sat)05:43:39 No.2576288 Why did the slut report it? Does she hate migrants that much? She should have shut her mouth for the good of diversity. Stupid racist. >>257622530 (OP) # Alpha as f--- Based poos at it again >Raven, an African-American former sex worker, is a prominent advocate of mass migration and releasing illegal aliens. 05/16/20(Sat)04:56:31 No.25762 H--------. Based as f--- poo. : Anonymous (ID: cVAzhKRj >>257622530 (OP) # >Khanna had been abusing her and then committed a r--- against her. Raven then confronted him, demanded an apology and asked him to read 98 KB PNG four feminist essays. After Khanna agreed to read the articles, he r---- her again, the accuser says. : Anonymous (ID: RYZ7uKMK) Anonymous (ID: 12EiU7fX) >>257622530 (OP) # Based and lasagnapilled. >>257624807 # >>257624858 # 05/16/20(Sat)04:58:31 No.257624645 Anonymous (ID: s3pdd71F) 2 KB JPG hambeast? 05/16/20(Sat) 05:3 >>257624645 # That was probably what the others told her the first time. v1wisgsgkkgz.jpg 591 KB JPG >No, don't you see? The alt-right will use this to hurt the poor brown refugees. Show how stronk you are. For them. >Gets r---- a second time: "f--- this s--- I quit." Anonymous (ID: SjTlknrt) [+] 05/16/20(Sat)05:00:14 No.257624807 05/16/20(Sat)05:21:11 No.257626722 >>257625271 # >Former Sex Worker >"Former" OH NO NO NO NO Am I supposed to feel bad for that Anonymous (ID: (hmZY1/Vr) Based Pajeet 05/16/20(Sat)04:38:18 No.257622866 >>257622530 (OP) # >the migrant r---- the organizer a second time after she made him read a feminist essays 05/16/20(Sat)04:57:59 No.257624601 I no ask for vegene I TAKE](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/558/349/743.jpg "Anon finds a hilarious article. | /r/Greentext")
![File: 08A30921-FE99-46FB-AFE9-B(...).jpg (159 KB, 1242x698) How do I seduce a married Mexican man? Anonymous 03/26/23(Sun)12:13:20 No.28622724 [Reply] >>28622813 >>28622743 >>28622745 Okay someone please help me. I'm in love with a trad Mexican man who is unhappily married to a Latina bitch (literally he is the hardest working person I've ever met and all she does is criticize him). It's been almost two years and way past the point of infatuation. Please help me. I think he loves me too, but would never leave his s----- situation because of conservative Mexican trad values. Showing all replies. Anonymous 03/26/23(Sun)12:16:16 No.28622736 >>28622756 >>28622778 Anonymous 03/26/23(Sun)12:17:55 No.28622743 >>28622724 (OP) Don't. Just don't. Don't be a homewrecker. You are going to burn a shitton of social standing with everyone in your life, and your prize will be a man that will bail on you for some cuter girl once you don't do it for him anymore. Just move to San Antonio and find some other good looking catholic b-----, hey're seriously not that hard to find >>28622778 Anonymous 03/26/23(Sun)12:19:08 No.28622745 >>28622778 >>28622724 (OP) >married Mexican man Could you possibly aim lower? Maybe try for a Pakistani p--------?](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/558/265/f68.png "femanon wants to seduce a married mexican man | /r/Greentext")
